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Laptops are BAD!

Hi guys :) So everything is finally back to normal around here…as you read yesterday, I guess. I got to sleep in again (finally!) and then I woke up and had a long, yummy Green Tea bath (courtesy of B12~TY sweetie!) and then I went to the gym to run on the treadmill for about an hour. It’s kind of weird though…I got so used to having my Mommy here, I kind of miss her now that she’s gone. :( She’s off work till the New Year though….and as she’s been proving already~if I miss her, she’s just a phone call away! Or two phone calls. Or three or four even….I think at last count, it’s been SIX phone calls today~LOL! I don’t mind though…I really do miss her. But still! :)

But even though she keeps calling me, I barely have time to answer her calls cause you guys are keeping me and my wet lil pussy busy the last two days!! (NO complaints!! Keep reading.) I don’t know if it’s cause you missed me cause I took so much time off while she was visiting, or if you’re all just getting your “Kylie fix” before New Year’s….but either way, I LOVE it!! I’ve said it a million times, but I LOVE it when you guys keep my phone ringing and my pussy cumming!! ADORE it, to be completely honest!! So TY :)

Let’s see if I have favorite callers….from today, my sweetheart SS, who (as usual) made me cum SO fucking hard!! Like 2 or 3 times, actually….(So TY, sweetie!) And from yesterday, my sexy Irish guy~who I was missing terribly so I’m so glad we finally played again! (Remember what I said, sweetie~it’s hard cause it’s you…but still liked it, didn’t you?) AND, last but never, ever least, my master AF, who’s being such a kind master lately!! Like it wasn’t enough that he spoiled me ROTTEN for Christmas, OR that he always makes me cum SO hard with the yummy hypno trigger words that I love so much….he ALSO left me my favorite feedback, which I will share below. (I LOVED reading it, my luv~TY!!!) You can also read this on my Anything Goes Listing:

Kylie don’t you ever leave for that long again. I can’t take it. This girl is too hot and freaky to be taking time off like that. This hot slut is the best there is!!

So…it started getting cold here again this week…. Understand that “cold” is kind of a relative term for me, cause since I moved to Florida, I’m totally freezing my ass off at like, 50 degrees. BUT, since I had to turn my heat on, and I was SO super horny last night, having wet dreams again and stuff~I started thinking about this article I read a while back about how more babies are conceived in the fall cause men’s sperm count rises in the winter time? So I wanted to chek and see if I remembered that statistic correctly, but I ALSO wanted to see if cold weather has any effect on women.

I didn’t find the original article, and I couldn’t find anything about women, but I did find this one…..which DID confirm my thoughts….but it also said this:“Experts know that hot work environments, tight-fitting underpants, prolonged sitting, and use of laptop computers can all increase scrotal temperature.” WHAT?? I already knew that cold weather increases sperm count cause of the whole tight fitting clothes thing….or the absence of, rather. But using laptop computers makes your sperm count go down?? Really?? I don’t get it…. Why?? The article doesn’t elaborate…so anyone who finds more knowledge on this subject is MOST welcome to leave me a comment and/or a link here so I can check it out.

Oh! And from this point forward? Laptops are BAD!! NONE of you are allowed to look at my site or my listings or think about calling me while using your laptop computer unless absolutely necessary!!! I mean it!! I like you as horny as is humanly possible before you call to cum with me!! *Giggles*

I’m available and taking calls now, probably till 9 or 9:30pm EST. So call me tonight!! I’ll be waiting…..

2 Responses to “Laptops are BAD!”

  1. Doctor Vitamins says:

    “Sperm are made in the testicles which are housed in the scrotum beneath your penis.”…gee, thanks Mayo Clinic…was I a dummy that didn’t know that already? :)

    That was actually a pretty good article Kylie. I’ve heard that Selenium helps with the prostate too, which most guys will end up having a problem with if they get old enough.

    “Quit using tobacco…tobacco use can increase erectile dysfunction”…sheesh…and who wants that?

    “The combination of tobacco and alcohol is particularly harmful…Marijuana can decrease sperm density and motility and increase the number of abnormal sperm. Cocaine and opiates can contribute to erectile dysfunction, and amphetamines can decrease sex drive.” Good advice as well.

    “Skip the tub”…oh no!! I guess we’ll get in the tub AFTER the hot sex then, eh Kylie…LOL…

    I think laptops are “bad” because of all the heat that they generate on your lap…silly… You warm my balls up enough with your tongue as it is…

    Enjoy the “cold” by using the buddy system…sleep with a buddy! :)

  2. Kylie says:

    Oh wow! I didn’t think of that…I don’t think I’ve actually used a laptop on my lap! I always just put it on my desk or my coffee table. Thanks for the info, Doctor! ;) Talk to you soon….

    xoxo, Kylie

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