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So, when I wrote last night I was trying SO hard to be good! I was trying to make sure I did my entry so that I wouldn’t be so late logging on today….remember that part? Well. If you read the comments on my last entry, you’ll see that Angela St Lawrence “tagged” me last night…and while I’m always pleased to get a note from Ms St Lawrence, I had NO idea what I was getting myself into when I accepted!

Apparently, accepting her tag means I’m supposed to write a list of “10 Oddball Things About Me” and post it here for you to read. But that’s not all! THEN, I have to tag 10 more people and and post a note telling them they’re tagged and make them come over and read my blog. And of course, they have to do a list of their own on their blogs. The rules say you can only be tagged once…so I can’t be retagged. (YAY!) I guess this is called an internet meme….and while I’ve never done one before, I guess I’ll do it this time. *Sigh* But I’m ONLY doing it cause Angela asked me to!

SO~lucky you! You’re about to read 10 weirdo things about me that you never knew. But UNlucky me, cause now I have to write them all down! Lol…. Oh, and if you hadn’t noticed already? This means I’m going to be late logging on yet *again* today! (Sorry guys!) And so I say again, as my title reads, damn. But here they are, in no particular order:

  1. I’m addicted to lip balm. I use it ALL day long, and I go through so much of it while I’m playing on the phone, that I have to buy it in bulk. Like 10 or 15 at a time.
  2. I stumble on sidewalks. A LOT. Even when I’m wearing sneakers and the ground is totally flat. I don’t know why!
  3. I wear perfume all day and all night~even when I’m going to bed alone. The only time I’m NOT wearing it is when I’m in the shower or the bath. I will literally even wear perfume to the gym.
  4. I’m deathly afraid of insects~especially palmetto bugs! I’m so afraid of most bugs that I’m even too scared to kill them.
  5. I only sleep on white sheets~and they have to be at least 1000 thread count. It started out just cause my room is pink and it’s hard to find pink sheets that match! But now it’s just my personal preference. No exceptions, either!
  6. I never wear flat shoes. Even my sneakers are platforms! I feel like I walk like a duck in flats, so I refuse to wear them. Ever.
  7. I’m obsessive about TV commercials~when I’m forced to watch them, I watch them like they’re little TV shows. So much so, that I remember the actors in them, and if I see a movie later with one of them in it? I’ll think, “Oh! That’s the guy from the Velveeta commercial!” or something silly like that.
  8. I like to make up songs about my Arnold Cat~and put my own words about him to popular songs. And sometimes? I pick him up and dance with him while I sing them to him. (Don’t laugh!)
  9. At last count, I had 9 vibrators. And I use each of them at least once a week!
  10. I never, EVER drink soda. Like NEVER. I only ever drink bottled water (and wine, of course!)

I really hope that my little list made you laugh….you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to come up with stuff I’ve never told you guys before! And even though I complained and procrastinated a little, I’ve done what Ms St Lawrence asked of me! (And I hope she’s reading this so she can be pleased! Lol!) Now…. to think of which of my phone sex girlfriends I should tag….. I don’t think I can come up with 10 of them who will actually DO this thing…but let’s see….

I think Ali, and Brown Sugar Princess, maybe Celina, maybe Phone Sex Sweetie Nikki….that’s all I can think of for now.

So I guess that’s it! I’ll be available and taking calls by 4:30pm until about 9 or 9:30pm EST, so call me tonight!! Bye for now!

5 Responses to “Damn.”

  1. Mister Vitaminalicious says:

    Great post Kylie…it was fun reading yours and your friend’s responses. :)

  2. Tee says:

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I am gonna kill you girly for tagging me! LOL!!! I was like, “WTF is going on?” *gigglin’* Ok Kylie.. I will accept being tagged and write a post sometime later on today.. Jeez.. *hehe!* Love ya! :)

  3. Kylie says:

    I know…but I apologized, didn’t I? LOL! I’m sure your guys ( I use that term loosely…I wanted to say “piggies” but, you know…. Anyway! I’m sure they’ll love it! Plus, I’ll use any excuse to get you to blog more often :)

    xoxo, Kylie

  4. CeCe says:

    Why couldn’t I have read this BEFORE I did a 5 page post already for today? I will go ahead and write up a post in advance for Sunday…*sigh*. It’s not so bad that I have to do this – it’s just bad that I have to think of 10 people to tag in return – and most of the people YOU tagged I would tag as well. I’m new around here…REMEMBER?

  5. Kylie says:

    Well, if your comments were working, Ms CeCe…I owuld have tagged you in your blog so you would have seen it BEFORE your long ass post! Lol… Which I haven’t read yet…I’ll have to go do that now. I’m so glad you’re finally back, chica! I missed you!

    xoxo, Kylie

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