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And…..I’m back!

Yes, I’m finally back from my little vacation. And it was, in a word? WONDERFUL!! So good in fact, that I almost didn’t want to come home yesterday! Lol… I had so much fun doing all the stuff I either don’t have time (or won’t make time, lol) to do! :) I really gotta start doing stuff like this more often. I mean, I don’t think I always need a 3 day hiatus to make myself feel this good, but being away made me realize how important it is for me to do it sometimes, you know? Like totally unplug and stop overthinking everything and just relax! Lol…

Anyway, back to my trip… Sunday night was all about settling in. I got all unpacked, got my tiny lil shorts on, and took a walk around the HUGE resort property to find out where everything was, and then I had a few drinks at the tiki bar by the pool. Not too many~I was literally surrounded by creepy guys who had obviously ditched their wives to come outside and drink where they could watch all the girls swimming in bikinis…lol… I generally don’t mind guys checking me out, but…if they’re married guys? The wives should be far, FAR away! I don’t want to see a wedding band, and I certainly don’t want to run into you and your wife at breakfast the next morning. LOL! So. I called it a night semi early and went back up to my room. Room service, champagne, bubble bath, and then sleep. By Midnight, no less! I honestly can’t remember the last time I went to sleep that early! But it was a good thing.

Monday, I did the gym thing…did the elliptical for a while and tried a Pilates class, which I had never done before so it seriously kicked my ass! *Smiles* And I went swimming and laid out by the pool~apparently while the sun’s up, the creepy guys have to attend to their wives and families, so I wasn’t bothered too much. Not that I was paying attention, but still. *Giggles*

But after~OH, the after! After all that, I got to go into the locker rooms, where they had a Finnish dry sauna, and a Turkish steam room, and a little private “cool pool” that you can jump into naked (I mean it!! Completely naked!) to cool off! And private showers, and changing rooms, and big fuzzy robes? OMG it was heaven!

I’m not going to bore you with the details of my Tuesday, cause it was 7 whole hours of day spa stuff. Suffice it to say, that every single part of me got washed, rubbed, scrubbed, and lotioned. Well, every part except my ass and my tight lil pussy, of course. *Blushes* Anyway, it was awesome! I enjoyed every single second of it and I think I want to do it again soon. Possibly in September, you never know. :)

The only downside was, that I ended up not having room in my suitcase to pack my favorite vibrator. *Pouts* And since, besides actually fucking of course, that’s my favorite way to make my pussy cum… I didn’t have one single orgasm the whole time I was there. I’m not kidding. Not even ONE. And to be honest, I was running around so much the whole time, I didn’t really stop to think about it. And that NEVER happens to me! I’m a lot like a guy (or so I’m told) on the subject of sex and masturbation. I think about sex when I wake up, while I’m in the shower, when I see a super hot guy (or girl!), when I’m reading a book, when I’m watching TV…. Pretty much anything can set me off. *Giggles*

Just not this time, I guess. :( It’s only a bad thing because it’s so unlike me, you know? Cause the good part is, I’ve been so super fucking horny since I got home!! Lol… Those of you who got the chance to play with me while I was on last night can probably attest to that… *Blushes* My point is, I hope you guys missed me as much as I missed you~cause I plan on staying up super late tonight and making my tight lil pussy cum over and over till I can’t take it anymore! Or…until I fall over exhausted. Whichever comes first. :)

And on that note…I’m going to stop writing so I can actually get logged onto Niteflirt before it gets too late. It’s almost 11pm EST, and I should be available and taking calls by 11:30 or Midnight….until at least 4am EST (probably much later.) So call me tonight!! If you have a yummy fantasy in mind…or a super hot roleplay….or even if you just want to CUM with me! *Giggles* I’m up for just about anything tonight….

Bye for now!

So excited!!

Yep, it’s almost here ~my vacation, I mean~ and I am so super excited, I can barely sit still! That’s something I’ve probably never told you guys before…when I have something planned, or have something fun to think about? I get like hyper giggly and happy and sometimes I (over) think the “thing”, whatever it may be, so much that I have a hard time sleeping at night! :) So yeah…I can hardly wait!

I’ll be leaving tomorrow afternoon, and I won’t be back till Wednesday afternoon, so like I said before…you most likely won’t be able to find me on Monday night. I am taking my laptop and all my phones, but I’m going to try my very hardest to not log onto Niteflirt while I’m doing my whole relaxing thing. I suppose it will be hard for me not to, if I find a way to fit my monster vibrator into my luggage. Which as of now is a big maybe. *Smiles* But I feel like, what good is a vaction if I can’t make my tight lil pussy cum as many times as I want, right? And the issue with that is…once I start cumming, sometimes it’s really hard for me to want to stop! *Blushes*

SO. As of now, don’t expect me to be back till Wednesday…but don’t be surprised if you see me sneak on for at least an hour or two. IF I get too horny. And IF the hotel walls are thck enough! Lol…

This week has been lots of fun for me, actually! I got my office painted (I hate the color so I’m doing it again next month) I got my ceiling fan up (which I LOVE and don’t know how I lived without) and I worked out with my trainer (I hate him now, too~gotta find a new one.)

But…I haven’t gotten to play with too many new guys, but that’s because CNC and my pussy boy have been totally monopolizing me. Which is a good thing, cause it’s fun to me. :) But a bad thing for those of you who are used to being able to find me… *Pouts* I’m going to try even harder at this schedule thing when I get back from vaca.

Anyway… CNC and all the yummy cash treats he sends… My sweet CNC who’s terrified that I’m going to revel the secrets that he tells me to all of you, but who begs me to drag his secrets out of him before I let him cum! Lol… Some secrets are meant to be kept just that: Secrets. But some secrets…like the obsession CNC has with sexy butts? I totally think it’s fun to mention that! :) Sexy, firm butts, and round, bubble butts, and especially his friends Zach and Naomi’s butts….WOW does he masturbate to them on a regular basis, and they have no idea! I think I’ll keep the rest of it to myself as long as he keeps behaving himself…cause mentioning that is enough to keep him in line, don’t you think? *Evil grin* (Keep stroking, sweetie…I didn’t say you could stop yet, did I? Lol…)

And pussy boy, of course… My poor, sweet lil chastised pussy boy. Except he’s not quite chastised anymore. (I know, hard to believe, isn’t it?) In return for the *large* yummy cash treat he sent me~he’s basically subsidizing my whole vacation, cause it was a bigger treat than usual~and after 7 hours or so of non stop teasing… I actually let him cum on Thursday night. No, really, I did! I made him beg me for it, of course… AND I made him do it in a quite *ahem* undignified position….lol…

I’ll spare you the details cause I think I’ve shamed him enough. It’s just…it still amazes me that after all this time (almost 3 years now) that I still have the power with just my voice and my laugh to make him do just about anything under the sun for me. Literally. No matter how humiliating. LOL! But it’s a very good thing, and I love love love him to pieces. Every spoiled lil girl needs her own personal pussy boy! :)

And that, is pretty much what I’ve been up to since the last time I wrote to you. I’m kinda sad now though, cause it’s just after 1am EST, and I know I’m only going to be available and taking calls till 4am or so. Which means, that unless I’m lucky, I won’t have a lot of time to have any gfe phone sex, or roleplay phone sex, or barely legal phone sex. :( You know, the stuff I LOVE to do? The kind of phone sex I do best? The stuff that most of you REAL men call me for when my pussy boys aren’t taking all of my attention? *Pouts*

I guess I’ll just hope that some of you find some time to play with me tonight, before I’m away for days and days this coming week. I should be on for a few more hours, so if you’re looking to cum with me? Call me tonight!! Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my favorite FS, and you can also read it on myAnything Goes Listing:

The most perfect princess in all of phone sex. The reigning queen of NF. Kylie does it again…she surpasses them all! She’s the best of the best. Her sweet young voice, she remembers me every time I call (no matter how long it’s been since the last time we talked), and of course her mind erasing orgasms… I couldn’t ask for more. Thanks again Kylie! You’ve just made my weekend-and I can’t wait to play with you again soon!

And I guess that’s it! Bye for now!

Chocolate? :)



You Are A Chocolate Ice Cream Girl


Dramatic. Powerful. Flirty.

Just so you know, I’m totally interpreting that result as the flavor I’m most like, as opposed to the flavor I most like to eat. Cause I am SO not a chocolate ice cream girl! Lol… To be honest, I’m not really an ice cream girl at all.. I just don’t dig super sweet stuff very often. I guess if I had to choose, I’d pick cookies n cream, or there was this yummy one I liked a few years back called Toffee Ice Cream Cone, or something like that… I don’t remember. But yeah~take the quiz yourself and leave me a comment to tell me what flavor you are! How they figure all that out from the strange questions they ask, I’m not quite sure! *Giggles* Either way, it’s still fun. :)

So…yet again, it’s pretty late (about 3:15am EST) and I seriously considered waiting till Wednesday to write here. But right after I decided not to… I don’t know, I guess I’m in a mood to share some stuff! So I’m writing to you just because. And that’s a good thing, IMO, cause I guess I’ve kinda been slacking on the whole blogging thing. Again. *Sigh*

In my defense, I’ve had at least a million other things going on lately! I’m redecorating and repainting my little office~the bulk of that is going to get finished tomorrow afternoon, so at least that will be over! :) It’s going from a buttery yellow to a deep blue indigo, so I’m super excited! But I’ve been shoping for new stuff…rugs, and lamps, and trash cans and ceiling fans… I know, that’s not exactly sexy phone sex stuff, but I thought you’d be amused at the image of me, up on a stepladder, trying to install a ceiling fan all by myself. *Giggles* I shouldn’t laugh, cause it was SO not pretty! So…I’m finishing the painting tomorrow, and Wednesday morning the electrician is coming over to do the hard stuff that I couldn’t do myself.

AND, I’ve been working out and doing the weight training thing MUCH more regularly. I hit the gym 4 days a week now, but two of those days are with my brand new personal trainer. And, while it’s definitely been extraordinarily painful… OMG it’s SO worth it cause he’s SO fucking yummy!! He’s got this dark hair, and these big brown eyes, and this yummy French accent? I swear it’s enough to almost make me want to cum just looking at him! Not to mention listening to him talk! And today, while he was stretching me out and telling me how good I was? *Blushes* Yeah… Let’s just say I was thinking some SUPER naughty thoughts! :) Get your minds out of the gutter. It’s HARD finding a personal trainer that I like…so I have no intention of fucking him. Making my pussy cum thinking about him, however, is a whole other matter. *Grins*

AND (yes, another “and”, I’m almost done though, I promise!) I decided to take a little mini vacation next week, so I’ve been planning that as well. I don’t know, I’ve just been feeling like I wanted one…and of course that I deserve one, so this Sunday night I leave for 3 days and 2 nights at an awesome hotel/spa, and I’m so excited about it! I’m having spa treatments the whole time, I’m going to lay out on the beach, and go swimming in the gulf, and read lots of books, and just relax and treat myself. I even hired a town car to drive me there…so I get my own lil limo service to take me there and back! :)

Anyway, this is your advance warning that I won’t be around next Monday night. :( I’m going to take my laptop, and my skype phone AND my cell, so technically I’ll be able to take calls if I feel like it. I’m kinda thinking this should be a total vacation though, so most likely not. We’ll have to wait and see. Maybe I’ll leave arranged calls open so that if you want to set up a time, I can get back to you? Hmm. Maybe… I’ll let you know on Saturday.

K. That’s enough of that. :) I just wanted to give you a little update on what I’ve been doing…and why I’ve been so hard to get ahold of lately. Mostly it’s been because of my crazy life, but sometimes it’s been because of LOTS of yummy phone sex calls! Cause WOW have you guys been keeping my phone ringing off the hook lately!! :) Let’s see if I have favorite callers… My pussy boy of course, LOTS of yummy calls and even more yummy cash treats! He just lets me tease him, and his cock, and leave him with blue balls just cause I think it’s fun. And then he sends me cash for the privilege. LOL! I LOVE cuckold phone sex! I swear, it never gets old, and with pussy boy especially…it actually makes my pussy wet! *Smiles*

Who else…my sweetie CCD, for LOTS Of long, yummy calls. My favorite FS (I missed you sooo much, my luv! I just hope we get to play sometime soon… I miss cumming with you!) My lil slut Chase (you’re a TOTAL slut now, you know that, right? Lol… I hope you’re planning on sucking some more college biys off this coming weekend~I expect to hear all about it!) My CNC, what can I even say about him? Lots more teasing, LOTS more paid mails, and lots more yummy cash treats for me! *Smiles* (I’m sorry I missed you tonight, my luv…look for me later this week! I have some new ideas about LC’s butt that I think you might like…lol…)

My new friend CFan, who always comes up with the most unique roleplays! Seriously…roleplay phone sex is fun no matter what. But it’s SO much hotter for me when you not only have a good idea of the fantasy that turns you on, but you also don’t mind me giving my input and ideas so that we can both get off. Both of which, CFan does amazingly well! (I can’t wait till we play agin, sweetie! I think you’re like, hands down, in my top 5 roleplay guys of all time! Seriously.)

And let’s see about favorite feedback… This one’s from my sweetie Lightning…but you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:

WHEN MINUTES SEEM LIKE HOURS; HOURS SEEM LIKE DAYS; and DAYS are like between Milleniums of time is how I feel between telephone calls with Kylie!! It has not been long since we last spoke and yet it does seem like a lifetime and yet when she answers its like we have never been apart. She makes me feel all tingly inside.. Thank you my luv!!! Talk to you again soon!!

And I guess that’s it! It’s 3:30AM now, I’m going to do some more paid mails with CNC because he needs to be put in his place again. But after that, I should be available and taking calls till around 5am EST or so. So call me tonight! I’ve been teasing my playthng PG all night so far…so I haven’t gotten to make my tight lil pussy cum yet. And I hope to do that before I go to sleep! Cause after tonight, I won’t be back till Wednesday after 10pm….

Bye for now!

Raise for the penis…

Hey guys! :) I’ve seen this before, but i ran across it again and I wanted to share it with you cause it was so funny to me! Hope you like it…

**The Day the Penis asked for a Raise**

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

**The Response**
Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the

correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

You laughed, didn’t you? *Giggles* I did…so like I said, I had to share. :) It’s just after 6am EST for me right now, on Saturday night/Sunday morning. I should be available and taking calls for another hour or two, till at least 8am EST or so. So if you’re still up~call me tonight!! I’ve been doing a lot of fem domme, and financial domme, and cuckold calls tonight… So in other words, I haven’t talked to anyone yet who deserved for me to make my tight lil pussy cum!! And while I adore doing the fem domme calls and all… Hopefully I’ll get the chance to get off with a REAL man tonight! *Blushes* We’ll see how it goes. :) Bye for now…

PS I almost forgot! Let me share some favorite feedback before I go! This one’s from my pussy lover, and you can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:

Kylie is a sweet doll. It had been well over 6 Mo since our last call, but she remembered me and the things I like. Kylie got right into a fantasy using many of my favorite themes. It was hard core action right from the start. Even though it had been a long time, Kylie and I felt very much in sync with each other. This woman has an amazing ability to remember even small details over a long time. And so we connected as though we did this weekly. Very HOT, very Erotic. We each knew how to push the other’s buttons and reach a fevered pitch. Kylie left me very satisfied, and oh so happy that we connected again. Yummy

(TY sweetie!!) Bye again, guys! :)

LOL!

As Promised :)

Yep, just like I promised. :) I’m finally going to write longer than 2 sentences here, cause I fully realize that I’ve been keeping you guys waiting long enough! Can I tell you again (in my defense! *Smiles*) that life has just been crazy busy for me lately? I’ve been seeing my personal trainer twice a week, plus keeping up with all my usual stuff, my web stuff, planning some trips with my Mommy, my web stuff, my guy, my Niteflirt calls, and of course there’s been that little thing called sleep that I have to attend to once in a while… Lol… Anyway. All in all, it’s been pretty much nuts around here.

And on that note…I have to reiterate something that’s been posted on my Call Me page for the last few months. At this point, my availability is kinda limited. I know, it doesn’t make much sense, but I’m usually available and taking calls on Niteflirt on Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. I’ve pretty much adjusted to a late night schedule, so most of those days kinda bleed into the next. Meaning, that on the nights I’m on, I log on around 11pm or Midnight EST…and log off around 4 or 5am EST or later.

So for those of you who like to call me late nights? YAY!! Dream come true! For those of you who are used to calling me in the afternoons? *Pouts* It’s going to be harder for you to find me. Just refer to my Call Me page for details on how to find me from now on. I hope you understand… It’s impossible for me to stay available all day and all night and still have my life and still get sleep sometimes! :)

Most of you guys are pretty good about understanding this already…so for you, explaining this is probably a moot point. I just want to make it clear for those of you who don’t know me so well yet… Just so you don’t get super frustrated trying to find me. *Pouts* I have to keep some time for myself…for working out, and hanging out with my friends, and catchng up on TV, and getting my Princess Rest! *Giggles* If I don’t make an effort to do it, I’m pretty sure you’d have no interest in talking to me, anyway… So. You get my point. I hope. :)

Moving on…what have I been up to? Well? Lots of shopping, as usual… Hanging out with my guy~he’s been coming over and cooking for me, which is always a good thing. :) I’m still not ready to make him my monogamous bf or anything, but for the moment, it works. *Smiles* Umm… Erin’s been in town a couple of times in the last coule of weeks. We’ve been doing totally sober stuff….having lunch, walking on the beach, going to check out the Dali Museum…. I can’t pretend that I don’t miss my party girl best friend, but no matter the circumstances, it’s still awesome to see her.

It’s been hot like HELL down here though!! Have I mentioned how hot it is in Florida?? Sheesh!! I mean…I know it’s totally a trade off from the snow up in Michigan where I’m from, but lately? OMG has it been hot!! Every time I want to plan something with Erin (or anyone else!) I have to edit the time frame to make it start when the sun goes down! Seriously! UGH.

But to brighten my mood, I’ve had lots of yummy phone sex calls! I know it’s been hard for most of you to get a hold of me lately… That’s because PG and pussy boy have been totally monopolizing me. And letting me tease them… AND sending me lots of *large* yummy cash treats! :) So between them, and my CNC and all of HIS yummy cash treats…I’ve been a very busy (and spoiled) lil girl! Let’s see if I have favorite feedback…

This one’s from my DarkSoul, and you can find it on my Anything Goes Listing:

Thank goodness I finally got hold of Kylie! I’ve been laid up for a while and was in SERIOUS need of a Kylie fix! Getting back with her was like hooking up with an old lover–simply mindblowing, hot, and LOADS (ahem) of fun! I really blasted off! I lost count of how many times she got there. That was the longest call I’ve had on NF in a very long time and every second was fantastic. Thank you again for the fun time Kylie–I hope we hook up again VERY soon! Keep that imagination active (as always) and save a starring role for me :)

And I guess that’s it! It’s almost 6am EST here, and I’ll be available and taking calls till at least 8am, maybe later. So call me tonight! It’s been a few days since I got to cum with my favorite guys… Actually, it’s been a few days since I’ve cum at all!! Maybe one of you can help me with that? :)

Bye for now…

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