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Raise for the penis…

Hey guys! :) I’ve seen this before, but i ran across it again and I wanted to share it with you cause it was so funny to me! Hope you like it…

**The Day the Penis asked for a Raise**

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

P. Niss

**The Response**
Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the

correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.


V. Gina

You laughed, didn’t you? *Giggles* I did…so like I said, I had to share. :) It’s just after 6am EST for me right now, on Saturday night/Sunday morning. I should be available and taking calls for another hour or two, till at least 8am EST or so. So if you’re still up~call me tonight!! I’ve been doing a lot of fem domme, and financial domme, and cuckold calls tonight… So in other words, I haven’t talked to anyone yet who deserved for me to make my tight lil pussy cum!! And while I adore doing the fem domme calls and all… Hopefully I’ll get the chance to get off with a REAL man tonight! *Blushes* We’ll see how it goes. :) Bye for now…

PS I almost forgot! Let me share some favorite feedback before I go! This one’s from my pussy lover, and you can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:

Kylie is a sweet doll. It had been well over 6 Mo since our last call, but she remembered me and the things I like. Kylie got right into a fantasy using many of my favorite themes. It was hard core action right from the start. Even though it had been a long time, Kylie and I felt very much in sync with each other. This woman has an amazing ability to remember even small details over a long time. And so we connected as though we did this weekly. Very HOT, very Erotic. We each knew how to push the other’s buttons and reach a fevered pitch. Kylie left me very satisfied, and oh so happy that we connected again. Yummy

(TY sweetie!!) Bye again, guys! :)


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