WOW. Seriously! I can’t believe it’s been almost 2 whole weeks since I last wrote! I mean, I knew I wasn’t really feeling the whole blogging thing for a while…. And I definitely knew that since I have so much going on, and I always seem to be running late these days, that my schedule had been a little…difficult. *Smiles* But I honestly had NO idea that I’d been away this long!
Didn’t mean to, wish I hadn’t been, and I’m really, really sorry, guys! Hopefully you’ve missed reading my lil blog…cause I think I’m done with my little hiatus…lol… It’s already pretty late tonight (just after Midnight), so I’m going to save all my catching up for tomorrow. Well, technically, it will be later tonight. Thursday. Grr! You know what I mean! 
I’ll be available and taking calls shortly, from 12:30 or 1am-ish till 4:30 or 5-ish EST. So call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me tomorrow after 11:30pm or so. Bye for now!
I wanted to call this post “Oops, I did it again”, as that’s a little more appropriate, and you know how I love my Britney! But I think I already used that title sometime last year…and I’d hate to be redundant or anything. *Giggles* So yeah…you only get half of it. Same difference though, now that I explained why, right?
Anyway. When I say, “It”, I mean staying up way too late on a night I’m not supposed to. And I don’t know why I always do this!! I’ve done some thinking on it…usually the thinking part happens the day after, when I’m super tired and wanting to stay curled up in bed until the sun goes down again…lol… But yeah. My final analysis is that I still have this lil rebel inside me that screams, “It’s not that late! If you still feel like cumming, you should stay up! Yeah, no worries! 5 hours of sleep is fine!! Totally! Just stay up and keep having fun playing and we’ll deal with it tomorrow.”
And in case you wondered….that lil rebel is the same voice that told me it was a good idea to start getting drunk in high school…and that it was a good idea to fuck anyone I wanted, even though I’d probably be called a slut…lol… Yes. THAT lil voice. *Giggles* I usually kinda like what “she” has to say, but quite often, “her” ideas end up getting me into trouble. Like today. Or yesterday, rather, cause for me it’s still Thursday night.
I stayed up taking calls till almost 9am Thursday morning…and I’m SO not supposed to!! I know, it sounds like a great idea to you, cause you’re always happy to get ahold of me whenever you see me online. But for me, on a night before I actually have to wake up and start doing stuff sometime before sundown? Ummm….no. Doesn’t work. It never works! And still I listen to that lil rebel every single fucking time! *Sighs* And as a result, I slept in super late today, procrastinated my work out, didn’t even get out to the pc till about 11pm, and only logged onto alerts at almost 2am. (I know, I know! I’m a very bad lil girl! I just can’t help it sometimes…)
So now it’s after 3am EST, and I’m about to turn off alerts and be completely available to take calls. I’m sure most of you are in bed by now, so you won’t be reading this till tomorrow (Friday) when I will NOT be on at all. *Pouts* I just wanted to take a minute to tell you (and myself!) that the ONLY nights that I can be up super late from this point forward, are Thursdays and Saturdays. I mean it! I’m really going to try to stick to it from now on! Lol…
Really. I am. I’m like seriously writing a note to myself on my desk blotter to remind myself.
So….if you tried to reach me tonight and couldn’t get through, I’m really sorry. If you’ve emailed and haven’t gotten a response, I’m sorry for that, too! And I promise…I’m really going to try to get a handle on this whole “Princess Rest” thing, so I can be available when I’m supposed to be.
*Whew* Rant over! And I’m logging on now. So call me if you’re still up…. Well, wait. Call me as long as you’re not into gagging blow jobs. LOL! I’m horny for absolutely everything else, but gagging blowjobs I just can’t do tonight. I’m in more of a gfe phone sex, cuckold phone sex, barely legal but sweet phone sex type of mood. *Giggles* Or even just chatting…I’m totally up for that too! Just no gagging. Pretty please? (Seriously. Please?) Lol…
Bye for now!
PS Happy 4th!! I hope you guys have a great one!
OMG am I SO loving this show!! Have you seen it yet? Please tell me you have! If you really truly haven’t, then I suppose I’ll forgive you…for now!! Cause it is on Showtime, and I know not everyone does the premium cable thing, so if that’s the case with you…I understand. BUT. If you DO have Showtime, and you just haven’t gotten around to watching it yet??? OMG you SO really have to do it. Soon. NOW!! *Giggles* (I mean it, though.)
I’m sure you could tell from the title, that it’s kind of a hooker show. I probably shouldn’t be so careless tossing around that word… “Hooker”, I mean… Cause I obviously realize what kind of stigma is attached to it. It’s just…I don’t know. I just feel like now, (and even back when I was still an escort, I felt the same way) that “hooker” is kind of a slang word that means excatly what it says. You know?
Like, I’m sure every janitor would rather be known as a sanitation engineer, but we all call them janitors. Right? Janitor means janitor, and when we say it, we don’t mean anything negative by it. We’re just using the easiest word that describes what it is. Lol… Maybe it bothers me less cause I was never actually a “street hooker”. Or maybe I just like the dirty/sexy feeling of it…the way it feels in my mouth when I say it. *Blushes* Honestly, the only word I ever had a problem with during my escort phase is the word, “whore”. And even that, I only have a problem with if I’m your escort for the night. (It just makes me feel so dirty, you know? In a bad way.) Strange, cause I like being called a phone sex whore just fine. *Giggles*
Anyway, I digress, as usual. If you haven’t seen this show, it’s called, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, and it’s on Showime on Monday nights. It’s all about a very VIP escort in London, and even though it’s only 30 minutes long? I love love love it to death!! How could I not…it’s all about call girls!!??!! *Grins* The reason why I bring it up though~well, besides the fact that I wanted to tell you about it~is because: Even though I absolutely love the show to death, the main character has some serious…cynicism….going on about the whole call girl profession. I mean, I like her, I LOVE the show, but I have some serious qualms about a few things that are mentioned/described/played out.
So. Since I feel like I have to share, here it is: My “secret diary”, also known as “myths debunked”, of your average call girl. Lol! Here we go. Sorry in advance if it’s TMI.
1: Call girls do NOT hang out in packs. They don’t get together for weekly meetings with the “boss” (I only worked for an agency once, but not only did we not do that, no one else I know who worked elsewhere did either.) We didn’t discuss earnings, we didn’t discuss clients, we didn’t get all dressed up and have lunch at some chic little lunch spot. (This was in the show.)
JSYK, it’s very common for escorts to be friends. Or rather…acquaintances. It’s common for them to share information about assholes who like to hit girls, or leave without paying, or pay with counterfeit money. (The first two never happened to me, the last one did once. But I remember lots of times, getting calls or emails from other girls I didn’t know very well, warning me off particular guys and telling me details.) Anyway…getting together and being all friendly and networking? Uh uh. Doesn’t happen. I actually laughed out loud when they showed that!
2. Call girls do NOT usually keep their “job” secret from everyone they know. Maybe from parents and family, but not from close friends. And in general, they’re not ashamed of what they do. Why would you want to do that anyway? I mean yes~keep it secret from those who might judge you unfairly, but to keep it from everyone? If you’re that ashamed about it, how can you have fun when you’re fucking for money? How can you stand to keep doing it if you’re that embarrassed? Answer: you can’t. At least I can’t. So yeah…that part bugged me too. I think the same applies to phone sex…actually….
3. Last, and most importantly…. contrary to popular belief, call girls really DO cum. At least…IMO….the good ones do! *Blushes* It’s not something they do with everyone….and it’s not something that happens every single time… But it most definitely does happen! Thinking that there’s some unspoken “rule” that says they’re not allowed? NO. Lol… If you ever get an escort who doesn’t? Keep looking till you find one who does… I promise, they’re out there.
Anyway. I feel like I have to give a couple of disclaimers now…. First, this was purely an academic discussion! Yes, I used to escort, but I don’t anymore, so don’t ask just because you read this post and liked it! *Smiles* I do still LOVE escort/call girl roleplays, but that’s about it. Second, there are plenty of things in that show that are very, very true. I’m not going to tell you which ones of course… Maybe you can watch the show for yourself to find out? Lol… Suffice it to say, that I still seriously identify with escorts. In a good way. *Blushes* And hey~I’m kinda still a “call girl”, don’t you think? The only difference is, I take phone calls now, instead of paying actual calls on guys. Lol…. And to be honest…now that I’m rereading to spell check and all that? I think all of the above applies to phone sex girls, too! At least to me as a phone sex girl, it does.
Anyway. This post wasn’t supposed to be this long, and now it’s super late, and I’m supposed to be taking calls on Niteflirt already. (I’m late again, I know, I know. *Frowns*) It’s almost 3am EST, and I’m only on alerts! But I’m going to log on here pretty shortly, after that I should be available and taking calls till 5 or 6am or so, EST. So call me tonight! Let’s see if I have favorite feedback to share before I go…
This one’s from my DarkSoul, and you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:
Sorry it took so long for me to write your feedback Kylie–but you know I always do. I caught her on when I wasn’t expecting her, and we both got each other off HARD as we always do! I think if I ever met her IRL, we’d be naked in 2 minutes flat! We really seem to connect, and I absolutely love getting down and dirty with her. She’s both the sweetest and naughtiest young thing on NF, and I hope I keep catching her on at the hours I’m ready to play! We have a nice little history, and it just keeps getting better.
And I guess that’s it! Bye for now!
