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A Day of “Firsts”

Okay, so I never do this!! Any of these things! The first two are the most pertinent, so I’ll get them out of the way. First, I never post quizzes twice in a row! I feel like my blog is a place where you guys come to learn more about me, and what I’m up to… So I kinda feel like it’s a cop out to post quizzes too often, even though I’m aware that lots of you guys like them a lot. I have my reasons for doing it tonight though…I’ll get into that later.

Next, I never post quizzes that I’ve found on other blogs! Again, my blog is all about ME. Which means, that everything I write is usually original and unique, cause it’s always my ramblings about stuff that’s rattling around in my head. *Smiles* To make up for this, I’ll give credit where it’s due and say right out that I found this quiz on Zen Fetish, which is the internet home of Angela St Lawrence, the oracle of all things fetish, fem dom, and expert fantasy roleplay. I love her, you’d love her, and if you’re ever looking for a good time when I’m not around? Make sure to check her out. :)

As I said, I have my reasons for going against my usual rules and doing all these “firsts”. So I’ll just go ahead and post the damn quiz so I can get to them, K? *Smiles* Here it is.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell – the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

Seriously??? I belong in the EIGHTH level of hell?? Wow. *Blushes* I always think of myself as such a good girl! Well, a very naughty good girl, but still! They also said this:

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Yeah… See? It’s SO not nice! This is why I had to post it. Cause I honestly can’t believe that just because I like to make my tight lil pussy cum…I like to fuck even though I’m not married…I like to fuck girls, I like to spend money, I like to be spoiled, and I like violent movies and video games… Just for that I deserve the eighth circle of hell??? Lol…. I’m consoling myself with the knowledge that most of you would be right there wth me. I hope so, anyway! *Giggles* Take the quiz so I don’t have to feel evil all by myself? Pretty please? :)

My other first is that this week, I started Pilates classes. Most of you know that I’ve been hitting the gym SUPER hard lately, and being introduced to a whole new level of pain by my trainer Mr. M. WHY in the world I decided to add onto the torture by adding pilates, I’ll never know. (So don’t ask! Lol..) I don’t know, I guess I just thought that if I’m going to be super athletic fit girl these days, then I should fill up all my extra time with fit girl type activities. Especially those that let me buy lots of tiny new workout clothes! *Smiles* So…from now on I’m doing private Pilates classes on Tuesdays and Saturdays, and then my normal PT sessions on Mondays and Wednesdays. Pilates is actually not that painful, just takes a lot of coordination, so it’s going to be a learning process for me. But I like it LOTS so far! So we’ll see how it goes. You know how I hate schedules, so who knows how long it will last… I’m going to try it for a month or two at least, though. :)

So, what else… I’ve been teasing pussy boy LOTS this week, so of course he’s been spoiling me with LOTS of *large* yummy cash treats! I actually sent him to bed with TRUE blue balls on Monday. Meaning, not just me verbally teasing him, but actually making him play with his Fleshlight for an hour or so and then making him stop. Then letting him beg, and saying no. Then making him start all over again! *Evil grin* I’ve decided that guided masturbation/tease and denial is totally a rush and one of my favorite things! Seriously, it was so hot, I had to stop myself from going to get my favorite vibe and cumming while we talked… The only way I stopped myself was by remembering that guys who don’t deserve to cum themselves, CERTAINLY don’t deserve to hear ME cum, right?! Right. *Giggles* Either way, it was lots of fun and I can’t WAIT to do it again!

What else… Pretty normal Princess Day, just a mani/pedi and a bit of shopping. AWESOME pedi though! (My toes are iridescent blue with white tips…kinda like a blue and white french pedicure.) Also, YUMMY calls with real men, OMG! My sweet roleplayer Gun~ looong yummy call with 4 (count em, 4!) orgasms for me AND lots of wishlist prezzies! (Ty SO much for the surprises, sweet man! You always know exactly what I want most! I’m wondering if you’ve been shopping for me again tonight, though? :) Either way, I can’t wait till we play again…)

My new bf Dr. J…who’s always so shy and reticent at first, but once I get him going, we BOTH cum buckets! (Don’t forget what you brought up, my luv…I’m not going to quit teasing you about it so you might as well get it over with already. *Smiles*) My stroker CNC for a few long rounds of PTV emails (I’m actually back and forth with him right now…) and LOTS of yummy cash treats! And my master AF~WOW had it been forever! Almost an hour of him making me a crazy, begging lil slut. *Blushes* AND lots of cumming for your sweet lil girl! So like I said…I’ve been having LOTS of fun!

Let’s see if I can find favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my old favorite FS, and you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:

How did I ever go this long without talking to my favorite girl Kylie? It’s funny, it doesn’t matter how long it’s been in between our calls, she ALWAYS knows my voice, she’s ALWAYS happy to hear from me, I can hear the smile in her voice from the first hello. Kylie is the standard all Niteflirt girls should aspire to. She’s my very favorite, the best of the best

And I guess that’s it! This post has turned into MORE than a novel, so I’m going to close it now. :) I’m available and taking calls now…but it’s just after 4am EST, so probably only for another hour or so. I’m still totally horny, so if you’re still up? Call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me Thursday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

Wild in the bedroom? Who knew?


Your Bedroom Personality: Wild


In the bedroom, you are eager to try anything that’s new – and even daring.
You are up for experimenting. In fact, that’s pretty much all you do.

And while there’s never a dull moment with you, your wild ways can be a bit overwhelming.
You may be afraid of being a “one trick pony,” but it’s okay to keep things basic from time to time.

What’s Your Bedroom Personality?

I don’t know if I like the way they’re implying that being wild is a bad thing, though… First of all, you guys LIKE me a lil bit wild, don’t you? *Giggles* Second, I’m totally up for normal vanilla sex every once in awhile! The problem is only if I have to have normal vanilla sex ALL the time. THAT’S when I’d feel the urge to jump off a building or something! *Giggles* Anyway, take the quiz and see what you come up with…I’d love to hear your results! :)

I didn’t realize that it had been so long since my last post…I’m really going to have to get on that this weekend. Short update just in case you’re interested: I had an awesome Princess Day this week, my whole body is sore from Mr M’s attention, I’m still getting lots of wishlist prezzies for my birthday, My pussy boy is still in chastity and sending me *large* yummy cash treats every night this week…. Ummm…I’m getting better about my procrastinating (slightly! *Blushes*), I’ve been working on some new recordings….and i guess that’s it! Except to say that I’ll write again this weekend, AND that I’m available and taking calls on Niteflirt right now. :) I should be up till 5 or 6 AM EST, so if you’re still up and horny? You should totally call me tonight!

If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me late night Saturday…after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

Boys are funny :)

Not in a bad way! No, most definitely not bad… But you guys are seriously SO amusing sometimes! And even more amusing~the fact that it’s a gender thing, meaning my statements apply to ALL of you…lol… Let me explain.

So. You know I’ve been doing the gym thing lately…I work out 6 days a week, 3 of those days with my trainer Mr. M, but the other 3 all by myself. And since it’s been almost a month~you’ll be happy to know that not only can I finally do my weight training PLUS 30-45 minutes on the elliptical, but I’ve also upped my bench/incline press to a respectable weight. *Smiles* No, I’m not telling you how much, it’s only respectable cause I’m a girly girl with weak arms! I’ll start sharing exact amounts when it passes “respectable” and becomes “impressive”. Lol….

Anyway, I digress. Now that it’s been a whole month, I’ve finally reached a point where I can pay attention to what’s going on around me. As opposed to being focused on how much I hurt and wiping all the sweat off my face and feelling like I’m dying. :) So, now that I’m paying attention…I’m starting to notice that guys are checking me out! Like looking at my ass in my tiny shorts, eyes following me wherever I go, like seriously checking me out! *Giggles* But that’s not even the fun part…

There’s one guy in particular who’s like, planning his workout around me. Like, he used to always end up doing dips right by where I stretch when I’m done. I always used to smile and say hi, cause he is kinda my type…lol… But once I realized it was a pattern, I started pretending I didn’t see him. So after 2 days of that, what does he do? Now he positions himself on the incline press that’s directly on the way I always walk out. So I see him today, and he’s all grunting and sweating cause he’s lifting…. I smile and say hi. And then the weights come crashing down, he sits right up and starts walking after me to ask how I’m doing. LOL! And I’m laughing my ass off, cause could he be any more obvious? But I control myself and I say, “Fine. How are you?” And keep walking and ignoring him to say goodbye to my trainer and leave. I did look back once I was at my car, and he was still watching me…

So like I said, boys are SO fucking funny! To be honest, I actually plan on fucking this guy. Eventually. I’m gonna do it, but it has to be on my terms. Which means, he’s going to have to fucking crawl first. *Giggles* I’m going to keep playing my flirty games…I’m going to keep on ignoring him…I’m going to make it my mission to drive him absolutely CRAZY while he gets up enough nerve to go for it. Just because I can. :) As pussy boy always tells me, girls have ALL the power. But JEEZ, it wouldn’t be so absolute if you guys would make it a little more difficult once in a while! Lol… I’ll keep you posted…

Speaking of pussy boy~and SILLY boys, for that matter… Not only has he sent me *large* yummy cash treats every single night this week. Not only has he submitted himself to 3 weeks of chastity just to make me smile. As of last night, he’s officially locked himself into his chastity belt!! AND he’s sent me pictures! AND he’s sent me the key!! OH I can’t even find words to tell you how awesome it is! ACTUALLY owning him long distance. ACTUALLY knowing that he can’t cum without permission! Seriously, it makes me wet. *Blushes* This is why he’s silly though…cause if he thinks I’m EVER going to send him his key back after feelng this feeling? He’s VERY mistaken… Lol….

Like I said, even though you boys are silly sometimes, lots of you are also really sweet. My plaything PG…who I’ve been ignoring for a couple of weeks, but who sent me $200 last night to beg my forgiveness even though we hadn’t talked in forever! ALL the wishlist prezzies from pussy boy, and my sweetheart Gun, and my anonymous Mr. S., and all the ones that I haven’t received yet… I’ll say it again, I LOVE it when you spoil me! It makes me very happy sweet lil girl… :)

It’s after 3am now, so I’m going to close this so I can get off alerts and be completely available and taking calls. I should be up till 6am or so, so if you’re up and horny? Call me tonight! I’ve been teasing pussy boy all night, so I haven’t made my tight lil pussy cum since yesterday. *Pouts* Maybe you could help me out with that?

Comprehension….

com-pre-hen-sion/ [kom-pri-hen-shuhn]
~capacity of the mind to perceive and understand; power to grasp ideas; ability to know.

Yep, that’s what it means. Comprehension… It’s so cool to know that not only do so many of you *get* the word, but that you obviously read my posts here! I say that gfe phone sex goes both ways, and you guys start exhibiting boyfriend behavior! Asking me how my day is, and even leaving sweet feedback for me!

I say that I like for you guys to be real people, and you start telling me what gets you off. Without me having to interrogate you! *Gasp*! I know!! Crazy, but true! Unexpected, but SO very much appreciated!

I tell you it’s my Birthday, and the wishlist prezzies start arriving like crazy!! I got my awesome new digital universal remote and my folding screen/room divider from my pussy boy…along with 2 *LARGE* yummy cash treats! And my *wonderful* portable GPS and carrying case from my sweetheart Gun… Not to mention the Amazon gift cards (plural) from Mr. Luv… And the 11 or 12 more wishlist prezzies on the way from who knows who else! Can I say it again? I loooove being spoiled!! I love it, it’s so much fun, and honestly, it makes me horny. *Blushes* Knowing that you think of me highly enough to buy me prezzies AND send me tributes, even when we’re not talking? It SO seriously makes me wet!!

So…thank you for all of the above. TY TY for being so awesome and actually listening!! I’ve said it before, but I have the best callers in the whole wide world! :) Comprehension. It’s a very good thing, and a skill that some of us still need to work on. *Giggles* Ah, well. Baby steps, right? :)

Anyway, speaking of comprehension…I should be pretty clear. It’s not only something I expect from you~no double standards here! It’s also something that I offer you in return. Those of you know know me well, you already know this. Those of you who are just getting to know me…kepp reading. :)

Comprehension, otherwise known as “listening and understanding”… For me, that’s part of the whole point of phone sex in the first place. Definitely it’s essential for gfe phone sex! Like, when we’re actually talking…whether we’re doing the get to know you thing, or the show and tell fetishes thing, or even if we’re jumping right into the let’s get eachother off thing. How can we cum together if I don’t know what you like? How can I know what you like if I don’t listen to what you tell me? How can I get to know you if I don’t retain and remember what you’ve told me over time?

If I don’t practice comprehension, I can’t! If I don’t listen, I can’t! Which is why, no matter what, I always listen to everything you have to say! (God, I sound like I’m quoting my website now! Lol… But still.) I know I’ve done a whole post about fantasy artists vs. gfe phone sex…and I thought I was pretty clear when I wrote it, but just in case I wasn’t, let me clarify. I’m a gfe phone sex girl, NOT a fantasy artist. I want to cum WITH you, and talk WITH you. I can’t get off if I have to talk *at* you.

However…gfe phone sex does NOT mean anonymous moan and groan phone sex!! I may not be a “fantasy artist” per se… But I listen, I retain, and I comprehend. (Remember? My original point was “comprehension”! *Smiles*) I listen to you, I make your fantasy mine, I make it REAL. I guess you can’t completely comprehend (I know, overkill now, but it’s the best word choice, lol) if you’ve never played with me. Those of you who know me, know just how REAL I can make it feel! And if you haven’t played with me yet? You have NO idea what you’re missing! :)

I’m going to close this now, cause it’s almost 7am EST and I need to finish up my night and hop in bed for some well deserved Princess rest. If you’re still up, call me! If you’re not, look for me after 11pm on Saturday. Bye for now!

Boyfriend Behavior…

I started writing this post with the sole intention of thanking my pussy boy. Why, you ask? Well, because! Because although he’s made it pretty apparent that he can NEVER satisfy me sexually… And even though he allows me to send him on countless humiliating assignments with very little complaint….lol… And even though his name (pussy boy) is TRULY well deserved for a million different reasons… He STILL manages to exhibit REAL boyfriend behavior. Quite often, actually! *Smiles*

Not only did he spoil me for my birthday in excellent, extravagant style, (Several wishlist prezzies.) On top of that, he called me tonight for his usual dose of “LARGE yummy cash treat for me but no cumming for him”, lol…. But he also wrote me the sweetest, most thoughtful, most time intensive email that anyone’s ever sent me! Explaining why he chose each gift and why he loves me so much in a totally sweet and funny way, and wishing me a happy birthday. :) I want to post it here, but not only is it super long, it’s kinda something special I wanna keep all for myself. *Grins*

I’m mentioning it to say THANK YOU to pussy boy for being so thoughtful!! (No matter how inadequate you are, you’re one of the sweetest guys I know! AND you’ll *always* be my favorite cuckold! No matter how many times I win!! TINSEL baby…TINSEL!!) But also to demonstrate to the rest of you that THAT is true boyfriend behavior!

Now. I know that some of you get it already. :) I understand that even though GFE phone sex is one of my favorite things….it’s definitely not the only thing that turns me on! However…as I said. GFE phone sex is one of my favorite things!! So just in case some of you are wondering…gfe phone sex goes both ways! If you really want me to be your phone sex girlfriend (and you want to be one of my favorite guys), here are a few tips. *Smiles*

  1. Talk to me. Tell me who you are, what you like, and what mood you’re in! I always love a hot, yummy quickie! But if you don’t give me any insight on what you’re really looking for or what’s turning you on~I can’t make it as hot as it CAN be!
  2. Be a person, not a robot! (Please see #1 above.) I don’t need you to carry the conversation on your own. I DO need you to answer my questons honestly! (If you can do that for me, I can make it HOT for both of us!) Remember, I’m not asking questions to make you uncomfortable! I’m only asking so we can get off together!
  3. Understand that I’M a person! If we’ve been talking for 2 or 3 years and you’ve never once asked me how I am today… You have to understand that I can’t think of you as my phone sex boyfriend. :( If that’s the case, I think of you as my hot phone sex friend with benefits. Which is TOTALLY fucking hot, but a TOTALLY different thing! We’ll cum together and all that, and I look forward to it! But you can’t expect me to flip the “gfe switch” if our relationship isn’t like that…. It just doesn’t work that way. *Pouts*

All that said…there are LOTS of you who constantly exhibit boyfriend behavior! Lots of you who already get what I want, and how to make me TRULY horny, and who understand what I’m getting at here. GFE phone sex goes both ways!! So for you guys (you know who you are… *Blushes*) I say thank you. For those of you who don’t quite get it yet? Read the above and figure it out asap!! *Giggles*

It’s after 6am and I’m going to sleep soon… I TOTALLY didn’t mean for this post to be so long, but I got carried away and it happens. :) I’ll be available and taking calls for another 20 mins or so~after that, look for me on Wednesday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

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