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A Day of “Firsts”

Okay, so I never do this!! Any of these things! The first two are the most pertinent, so I’ll get them out of the way. First, I never post quizzes twice in a row! I feel like my blog is a place where you guys come to learn more about me, and what I’m up to… So I kinda feel like it’s a cop out to post quizzes too often, even though I’m aware that lots of you guys like them a lot. I have my reasons for doing it tonight though…I’ll get into that later.

Next, I never post quizzes that I’ve found on other blogs! Again, my blog is all about ME. Which means, that everything I write is usually original and unique, cause it’s always my ramblings about stuff that’s rattling around in my head. *Smiles* To make up for this, I’ll give credit where it’s due and say right out that I found this quiz on Zen Fetish, which is the internet home of Angela St Lawrence, the oracle of all things fetish, fem dom, and expert fantasy roleplay. I love her, you’d love her, and if you’re ever looking for a good time when I’m not around? Make sure to check her out. :)

As I said, I have my reasons for going against my usual rules and doing all these “firsts”. So I’ll just go ahead and post the damn quiz so I can get to them, K? *Smiles* Here it is.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell – the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

Seriously??? I belong in the EIGHTH level of hell?? Wow. *Blushes* I always think of myself as such a good girl! Well, a very naughty good girl, but still! They also said this:

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Yeah… See? It’s SO not nice! This is why I had to post it. Cause I honestly can’t believe that just because I like to make my tight lil pussy cum…I like to fuck even though I’m not married…I like to fuck girls, I like to spend money, I like to be spoiled, and I like violent movies and video games… Just for that I deserve the eighth circle of hell??? Lol…. I’m consoling myself with the knowledge that most of you would be right there wth me. I hope so, anyway! *Giggles* Take the quiz so I don’t have to feel evil all by myself? Pretty please? :)

My other first is that this week, I started Pilates classes. Most of you know that I’ve been hitting the gym SUPER hard lately, and being introduced to a whole new level of pain by my trainer Mr. M. WHY in the world I decided to add onto the torture by adding pilates, I’ll never know. (So don’t ask! Lol..) I don’t know, I guess I just thought that if I’m going to be super athletic fit girl these days, then I should fill up all my extra time with fit girl type activities. Especially those that let me buy lots of tiny new workout clothes! *Smiles* So…from now on I’m doing private Pilates classes on Tuesdays and Saturdays, and then my normal PT sessions on Mondays and Wednesdays. Pilates is actually not that painful, just takes a lot of coordination, so it’s going to be a learning process for me. But I like it LOTS so far! So we’ll see how it goes. You know how I hate schedules, so who knows how long it will last… I’m going to try it for a month or two at least, though. :)

So, what else… I’ve been teasing pussy boy LOTS this week, so of course he’s been spoiling me with LOTS of *large* yummy cash treats! I actually sent him to bed with TRUE blue balls on Monday. Meaning, not just me verbally teasing him, but actually making him play with his Fleshlight for an hour or so and then making him stop. Then letting him beg, and saying no. Then making him start all over again! *Evil grin* I’ve decided that guided masturbation/tease and denial is totally a rush and one of my favorite things! Seriously, it was so hot, I had to stop myself from going to get my favorite vibe and cumming while we talked… The only way I stopped myself was by remembering that guys who don’t deserve to cum themselves, CERTAINLY don’t deserve to hear ME cum, right?! Right. *Giggles* Either way, it was lots of fun and I can’t WAIT to do it again!

What else… Pretty normal Princess Day, just a mani/pedi and a bit of shopping. AWESOME pedi though! (My toes are iridescent blue with white tips…kinda like a blue and white french pedicure.) Also, YUMMY calls with real men, OMG! My sweet roleplayer Gun~ looong yummy call with 4 (count em, 4!) orgasms for me AND lots of wishlist prezzies! (Ty SO much for the surprises, sweet man! You always know exactly what I want most! I’m wondering if you’ve been shopping for me again tonight, though? :) Either way, I can’t wait till we play again…)

My new bf Dr. J…who’s always so shy and reticent at first, but once I get him going, we BOTH cum buckets! (Don’t forget what you brought up, my luv…I’m not going to quit teasing you about it so you might as well get it over with already. *Smiles*) My stroker CNC for a few long rounds of PTV emails (I’m actually back and forth with him right now…) and LOTS of yummy cash treats! And my master AF~WOW had it been forever! Almost an hour of him making me a crazy, begging lil slut. *Blushes* AND lots of cumming for your sweet lil girl! So like I said…I’ve been having LOTS of fun!

Let’s see if I can find favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my old favorite FS, and you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:

How did I ever go this long without talking to my favorite girl Kylie? It’s funny, it doesn’t matter how long it’s been in between our calls, she ALWAYS knows my voice, she’s ALWAYS happy to hear from me, I can hear the smile in her voice from the first hello. Kylie is the standard all Niteflirt girls should aspire to. She’s my very favorite, the best of the best

And I guess that’s it! This post has turned into MORE than a novel, so I’m going to close it now. :) I’m available and taking calls now…but it’s just after 4am EST, so probably only for another hour or so. I’m still totally horny, so if you’re still up? Call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me Thursday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

2 Responses to “A Day of “Firsts””

  1. RoleplayerGun says:

    Man I think they are gonna drop me into level 2 ;/ Who would have thunk I am lustful? :P

    The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 – Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | Very High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 – The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 – Cocytus | Very High

  2. Kylie says:

    Yeah! Who would have EVER thougth that about *you*, Gun? Lol….

    xoxo, Kylie

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