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Princess Moment…

So. Today I was at the salon getting my weekly mani/pedi. (Light pink with french tips for both as usual, for those of you who care.) Anyway, so I’m looking completely adorable in some tiny lil khaki shorts, dark pink Polo and Gucci sunglasses… My favorite Penelope Coach bag, matching Coach flipflops… (Yes, I’m totally “brand name” dropping. But you all know how completely spoiled I am, and I need to give some details so you can get a visual and try to understand where I’m coming from.)

I’m sitting in the big tall spa chair, reading a book on my Kindle and being forced to listen to the inane conversations going on around me. I *hate* loud voices in the nail salon. Like, isn’t it supposed to be a place of relaxation? :) I think so, but since I’m forced to listen, I do. Old, housewife, dumpy looking women in different varieties of sweats and mom jeans… Sitting around talking about their kids washing crayons in the laundry on accident, and the big goal at the soccer game, and the dog who won’t stop peeing on the living room carpet. Seriously! It went on and on and on, and even though I was able to block it out after 30 minutes or so, I had a total Princess moment and came to the following conclusions.

  1. I am SO not ready to be married and/or have kids! The day that that’s all I have to talk about is the day I hope I die in my sleep. Seriously.
  2. Now, more than ever, I truly understand why so many of you prefer your phone sex girlfriend (*Moi*) to…let’s just call it “the alternative”. *Giggles*
  3. Ummm… Did I mention I’m SO not ready to be married with kids? Lol… I like to think I could totally rock the sexy MILF thing by that point, but who knows? Let’s just be safe and put it off as long as possible, k? :)

Im running late as usual, but I should be taking calls by 12:30am or so. I’m thinking I’ll stay up till 4 or 5am, but we’ll see how it goes. If you’ve been missing me, call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me Monday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

PS I have to say a special hello to my new sweetie Ryan (*Hi Ryan!*) who’s been sooo sweet and patient these last few days… Sending me wishlist prezzies and tributes and buying my pics and stories and stuff while he waits for me to be available. *Smiles* (I don’t think you’ll have to wait for me too much longer, sweets… Now I’m really looking forward to cumming with you!)

Bye again!

Something Old, Something New…

Don’t worry, I won’t need anything borrowed or blue for my purposes here… I just thought it was a cute lil term for a title. AND, since life is still in a constant stae of flux for me these days, I figure it’s kind of appropriate. Now. I know this will be hard to believe for most of you, but I really have been sticking to my new schedule. Honest! I really have! But I know from the emails I’ve been getting, that lots of you still haven’t been able to get through. Pussy boy likes to monoploize me, as do my money pet PG and my sweetheart Gun. (*Waves hello*) Between the 3 of them, they spoil me rotten and take up about…. Oh, 90% of my available login time! *Smiles* (Not complaining, you three…just explaining to everyone else. You understand. :) )

So, because I’d like to make it a little easier…. AND because I’m starting to go into “REAL man phone sex withdrawal” (Gun’s been shouldering the burden all by himself for like 2 weeks! *Giggles*) I’ve decided to go back to “something old”. Maybe some of you remember years ago when I used to be available in the afternoons? I’m going to add Thursday afternoons (2pm-4 or 5pm EST) to my schedule for a while and see how it goes. YES I’m still a total night owl, so it can’t be every day! Thursday is really the only day that works, especially now that I’ve picked back up with Mr.M at the gym. But I think it will be fun! And actually, I just logged off for the afternoon a few minutes ago. :) So definitely look for me on Thursdays if you ever feel like playing.

Also…do you know what time it is? It’s just after 5pm and I’m actually at my desk! Writing to you, answering emails, and updating my websites. Basically doing all the web stuff that I usually procrastinate till late night, which forces me to multitask, which as we’ve already discussed~I absolutely suck at. *Pouts* It just occurred to me last night that when I first started on Niteflirt, I used to do this every day! And back then, I was almost never late! *Gasp!* I know, right? Simple concept. Why it took me so long to figure out, I have no idea. But that’s another “something old” I’m going to try for a few weeks. Taking some time almost every afternoon to do my web stuff. I’m thinking it will make my life less complicated.

It will also free up MUCH more time for me to work on “something new”. Namely, my podcasting website. It’s still not finished, even though I work on it constantly. I’m just such a perfectionist that I want everything to be perfect before I show it to you. And even after I get it arranged the way I want it, it’s going to take even more time to upload my recordings. *Sighs* So…I’m afraid it’s going to be a while before it goes live. In the meantime, if you’re really craving “something new”, you can check out my new Financial Domination listing. I know, the text doesn’t apply to all of you, but I think it’s beautiful and I know how you guys like new pictures. Also, this blog will be getting a facelift within the next couple weeks! So keep an eye out for it. :)

And that, I’m afraid, is ALL the olds and news that your sweet lil girl can handle for now! *Giggles* You know how it goes…if I take on too much, NONE of it will get done~so it’s gotta be baby steps. And believe me, I have at least a million other things going on right now! I went back to the gym yesterday, and OMG! It had only been a few weeks and still I felt like a weakling! My arms and my quads are burning still today…and yet I volunteered for more torture on Friday. *Frowns* Endorphins are a good thing though, I’m looking forward to it. :)

Then there’s the planning for my Mom to visit next month, buying tickets for us to see “Legally Blonde” (the musical), 50 zillion new website ideas, the catly man is still sick, but getting better… (I refuse to be one of those phone sex girls who writes pages about her pet, so even though I love him to pieces, no more details about my Arnold for you! Ask me if you wanna know more…) And then there’s my shopping addiction, my pilates classes, and all my Princess girly spa stuff… My life is crazy right now! “Spring Forward” is serious!

Which is why I’m looking forward to a little “me” time tonight. Rather, some “me and YOU” time, if you’re up for it…lol… I honestly can’t think of anything better than making my tight lil pussy cum with a few REAL men later. :) I’ll be available and taking calls on Niteflirt from 10 or 11pm till 4 or 5am EST. So call me tonight~even if it’s late! I’m sure I’ll be teasing pussy boy for a couple of hours, but after that…there’ll be plenty of timer to play before I go to sleep. *Giggles* bye for now!

My new pet peeve…

Well, it’s actually not so new. But lately, maybe because of my limited availablity…it’s becoming an issue again. So, even though I usually like to keep my lil phone sex blog all happy and positive and sexy… I’m going to tell you about my pet peeve and let those of you whom it applies to take note and adjust accordingly. With just a little bit of backstory to preface. What can I say? I told you that whole “loss for words” thing was temporary! *Giggles*

So. Like I’ve said a million times, I have the best callers in the whole world! So I love that you guys miss me when I’m gone, and hurry to call me when I’m back, and send me sweet notes, and buy me wishlist prezzies, and stay on the phone playing with me for hours and hours and hours. *Smiles* And all the other wonderful, sweet things you guys do that I may have neglected to mention here.

Also, I realize that my schedule can be kind of hard to deal with. So the patience that so many of you have with waiting your turn to call and cum with me is always something I appreciate! That’s why I always encourage you to drop me an email or arrange a call with me if you’re having a hard time getting me. This way, when I get done with whatever I’m doing, or when my current call is over, I can do my best to get back with you asap.

However. I need to clarify that when I say “email”, I mean ONE. Singular. Uno. If you really find yourself waiting for me and you’re getting impatient, I understand the urge to email more than once. But honestly, there is NOTHING gained by emailing (OR Yahoo messaging) every few seconds! Except driving me crazy, cause it’s my new pet peeve.

See, I’m not the best at multi tasking. Maybe it’s a fault of mine, maybe I need to work on it, but there it is. When I’m doing something that requires concentration, I can only do one thing at once. That’s why when I’m on a call, I walk away from my desk, go to my bedroom, and concentrate only on the person I’m playing with. Which I see as a good thing, don’t you? Or if I’m on yahoo playing financial domme/ptv games with one of my money pets~even though it’s just typing, I’m still giving it my complete attention.

If I’m on messenger, or even if I’m just checking my yahoo mail, and the IM box pops up over and over and over again… It interrupts what I’m doing and forces me to break my concentration. Which drives me nuts! And if I’m finishing a call, and I come back to my computer to find 8 emails in a 15 minute time frame from one person… It takes me time to read them all. Time that could have been better spent actually getting back to you.

So. I think you like it when I pay attention to ONLY you when we’re playing. I think it’s one of the things that makes me so much fun to play with! So I’m going to keep doing it. And I’m going to keep on responding to emails as soon as is humanly possible, just like I always have. But in order for me to do that, and stay happy and sane and horny! Lol… Some of you~not singling anyone out, cause there are a few repeat offenders…lol~ If some of you could just try to tone it down? I’d soooo appreciate it! And hey, there’s always my Twitter feed, which is always public in that little pink box to your right, if you absolutely have to stalk me. I update it often, it’s actually legal, and nothing about it makes me want to tear my hair out. *Giggles* K? K. Rant over.

It’s getting pretty late now, so I’m going to have to cut this short. It’s so funny, I’m still doing the whole “wake up semi early” thing? And STILL I’m always running late! I’ve been working on my podcasting site for the last few days, and I’m SO excited about it! If I’d had any idea how much work was going to go into it when I thought it up, I might have waited to start doing it! But it looks awesome so far and I can’t wait to show it to you~I’ll post the link by the end of the week, I think.

What else… Princess Day tomorrow! Of course I have some shopping to do, and I want to get a facial. (Not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter! *Smiles*) But also, I think I’m going to go back to the gym. I walked 3 miles today in 40 minutes, which is good, but walking on a flat surface is just NOT the same as doing intervals at an incline on the treadmill. I’m going to check and see if I can get in with Mr. M. tomorrow.

And I guess that’s it! I’ll be taking calls tonight, from just after Midnight till at least 4am. So call me tonight! Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my sweetheart Gun, and you can also find it on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:

I think Kylie really needs to start holding a class on how a PSO should be on the phone. She has always leave me with a great big smile on my face when we are done. The way I keep thinking about her between our calls sometimes makes me wonder that Kylie might be a witch and had put a spell on me :) Although I don’t think witches are usually this friendly and cute ;P

So sweet! (TY Gun…no spells involved so far, but maybe I’ll look into that… *Grins*) Bye for now!


Yep. It’s been almost a whole nother (is that even a word? Lol…) week since I’ve written here. So I’m actually sitting down with my laptop in the afternoon to write before it gets too late and I get too busy. I know, Kylie awake in the afternoon~well, almost early evening~being productive and actually blogging. Kinda crazy, right? I know. But the title of this post is pretty apropos, cause almost everything about my life is adjusting. Including my schedule, as you can see. *Smiles* But we’ll get into that a little later.

For now, back to the infrequency of my posts. For once, it’s honestly not cause of my procrastination habit. (Don’t laugh! It’s true!) It’s not cause of my need for long hours of Princess rest, or because of anything specific that I can point to and explain. For once, it’s quite simply because I haven’t had anything on my mind that I was dying to say. I know! Me at a loss for words! It doesn’t happen often. But remember? Adjusting. Happily, I think the whole adjustment period is almost over, so you’ll be seeing a whole lot more of your sweet lil girl. And of course you missed me terribly, didn’t you? *Giggles* Of course you did! :)

So. A brief synopsis of what I’ve been up to and what brought this whole thing on. I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that I wasn’t feeling too well, and that I made it worse by working out. Ummm….yeah. That whole thing has been a nightmare! Dealing with the doctors, and the painkillers, and just the pain in general has been SO not fun! No graphic details~this is supposed to be a phone sex blog, remember? *Smiles* Suffice it to say that I’m finally feeling better, and for the time being at least, no worries.

However, it’s effected like, everything else in my life! Might make it worse if I work out, so no gym. Might gain weight if I eat too much with no excersise, so not much eating. Can’t drink champagne with my painkillers, so no drinking. No champagne means I don’t need as much sleep, so no more need to sleep in so late. And the worst part~are you ready? Painkillers tend to have a numbing effect, so with a few exceptions… NO CUMMING!! Can you imagine?? Over a week with almost no orgasms (I said almost none. But still!!) and almost no phone sex. Believe me, I’ve been in phone sex withdrawal and almost losing my mind!!! FYI, this is where you feel bad for me and offer to help me make up for lost time… Lol….

Like I said. TOTAL adjustment! But it’s not all bad. I mean, I definitely miss working out with Mr. M! Especially cause I still have to pay for my training every month even if I can’t go… *Pouts* But, my sessions roll over so they don’t just disappear. AND I’ve started walking again just so I can get some cardio in~as a matter of fact, I walked 2 miles before I sat down to write to you. I never thought I’d become one of those psycho gym rats who’s addicted to working out every day, but I guess it’s official. I definitely am. :)

I totally miss my super late nights and my champagne, but you know… This whole being awake in the daytime thing isn’t so bad! Don’t get me wrong, I still stay up till 5am and don’t wake up till around Noon, but still! It’s pretty okay. This is one part of it that’s taking the most adjusting, cause it has such an impact on my schedule, but I’m getting used to it. I think it’s about time to let you know the details though, so you can have an easier time finding me. I’m going to update this on my Call Me page as soon as I finish writing here, but just so you know, here’s what I’m thinking:

  • Monday: 10pm-4am EST
  • Tuesday: OFF
  • Wednesday: 10pm-4am
  • Thursday: 10pm-4am
  • Friday: Mostly OFF. If I do log on though, it will be 3pm-7pm
  • Saturday: 10pm-4am (or later)
  • Sunday: OFF

And of course, since I’m waking up so much earlier, you just might find me logged on in the afternoons here and there. *Smiles* I’ve already done this 3 times over the past 2 weeks…but since you guys don’t know to look for me, only brand new guys have been calling me! Which is cool, but now you know for future reference. :) I’m going to keep it this way for the next couple of months at least, we’ll see if it works out.

Anyway, now you know where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to. I know it’s been hard for some of you to find me lately… My schedule has been pretty limited, so I’ve been pretty much monopolized by pussy boy (LOTS of *large* yummy cash treats), my money pet PG (even MORE *large* cash treats!), and of course my sweetheart Gun (LOTS of wishlist prezzies AND yummy orgasms!) So even when I have been available, I’ve been busy on the phone! Saturday night, I had 4 arranged calls back to back, which ended 5 hours later with me crawling into bed exhausted. Both Monday and Wednesday nights, I stayed up with my pussy boy for almost 4 hours each night. Which also ended with me crawling in bed exhausted! Lol… I’m thinking, that now that you know when to look for me, it should be a little easier. And if that still doesn’t help, you can always drop me an email on Niteflirt if it gets too difficult~just let me know what time you’re thinking and I can try to make myself available for you.

Ummm…what else…? I guess that’s it! Except to say thank you for all the sweet get well notes and gift cards and wishlist prezzies! (Especially Gun, pussy boy, Mr. S., and Dr. J.) I know I’ve said it at least a million times, but I am such a lucky girl to have the best callers in the whole wide world! I’m just happy I’m finally back so I can get the chance to play with you again…

I’ll be taking calls tonight after 10pm EST, so if you’ve missed me, call me tonight! I may even surprise you and log in for a couple hours shortly…so look for me if you’re around. Bye for now!

Saturday night….

And yes, it’s all audio tonight! If you want to find out why… Or, hey~if you just want to hear my sweet lil voice cause you’ve missed me so much… *Giggles* Listen away! And enjoy! :)

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