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LOTS of website news!

Seriously, LOTS! I’ve been working my cute lil butt off over here lately! *Giggles* I’m finally done with a few things, so it’s about time that I find time to share them with you. :)

First: I’ve added new girls to my Phone Sex Girlfriends site. For those of you who love gfe phone sex, if you haven’t checked out the site in a while? You should definitely take a look! I’ve also added some new girls to my Barely Legal Phone site. You can check out the site if you’d like, but the page where you can find all of my new and yummy barely legal friends is right HERE. I always like to give you options for when I’m not around cause it happens so often lately… :)

Second: I’ve finally finished my new podcasting site! It’s called The Phone Sex Radio, and I’d LOVE for you to check it out and tell me what you think! It’s still a little bit under construction, so I have yet to add a podcast or voice samples or any of that good stuff (I promise it’s coming!) I did add a few girls to that site as well. You can check them out HERE or just browse through the site to find them on your own. For the first few podcasts I do, I’ll probably post them here and over there… So don’t worry, I’ll let you know here when there’s an update and when it’s all done.

Third: I finally made that orgasm recording I’ve been talking about forever! I was just in a super horny mood on Saturday, and I felt like making myself cum, and I thought, why not? *Blushes* So… It’s $10, only about 3 minutes long, actually just over that I think, and it’s in MP3 format. Be warned though, there’s not a whole lot of talking! Definitely some in the beginning, but the main attraction is me moaning and playing and cumming pretty loud with my hitachi magic wand. :) I hope you like it! You can check it out if you’re so inclined by clicking the button below:

Last: I know it probably doesn’t seem like it, but I’ve been a very good girl for the last week or so, sticking to my new schedule that’s posted below. Honestly! I know how hard it is to find me sometimes, so after I posted it, I was all motivated to actually do it and not procrastinate for once. And then my very first night of being on time, Pet Scholar called and monopolized me for hours at a time for a few days. Of course after that happened, PussyBoy didn’t take too kindly to someone else sneaking in and stealing his nightly time with me. *Giggles* So for the rest of this past week, including all of this weekend, it’s been all PussyBoy, all the time. Which is awesome cause he’s been in total chastity and still spoiling me rotten! But not so awesome for anyone else who’s been looking for me, I know. :( So this coming week, I’m going to try to stay up taking calls till 3am instead of 2 and see how that works out. No promises! I get kinda sleepy lately, so I don’t want to make any serious commitments! But we’ll see.

And I guess that’s it! My original plan was to take calls for a couple of hours tonight. But after shopping all afternoon, all the site updates, and the web chores, and a small break to let my Slut Chase send me yummy cash treats and tell me all about his upcoming male sex party…. Maybe I should be calling it an orgy instead? *Smiles* But I digress, as usual. Anyway. Making dinner, taking a looong yummy bubble bath, finally getting my Doctor Who fix (YAY!! It’s my favorite show!) It’s already technically Monday and I have to meet my trainer in the AM. So… I’m thinking it’s bedtime for me. Actually a little reading first, but then it’s totally bedtime! Lol…

I’ll be back Monday night after 10pm EST. I hope you had a wonderful weekend! And if we haven’t played lately, I look forward to cumming with you very soon… *Smiles*

Adore me….

Someone (actually three different “someones”, I asked the second two after I heard it the first time) told me something really interesting the other day. I don’t remember how we got on the topic, but he told me that when choosing a phone sex girl, especially on Niteflirt, that girls with high ratings can be a little intimidating. Which of course, I found insane cause I’ve always loved my high feedback rating! Seriously! I mean, aren’t these things important? Like, when you go shopping for a new TV or a new car, don’t you check past feedback to see if it’s worth it? :) Well, calling me is WAY more exciting than shopping for a boring old TV or something…lol… Still, I’m just saying. *Smiles*

So, I had to question further. And I was told that when you’re choosing a new phone sex girl, it’s not necessarily the most important thing to know that she’s good. I mean, of course it’s important, and her voice is important, and looks are important, and her listings, and her fetishes, and all that good stuff. But sometimes, and this is probably a GFE thing more than anything else… Sometimes, you want to know that you’ll stand out. That she doesn’t have so many current callers or past callers or so much phone sex “history” in her head that she can’t possibly remember you. I’m sure this also has something to do with you guys’ seemingly endless fascination with “virgins”, so to speak. *Giggles* But still. It’s been a looong time since I was any kind of virgin! Lol… So in case you’ve never called me before, I’m going to tell you a few things about me.

First: I have an amazing memory. I don’t do so well at multi tasking, so when you call me, you’re the only thing I’m doing. *Smiles* Double entendre, but true. So since you always have my complete attention, you also get my total REtention. I don’t forget a whole lot of things, especially if you make at least a tiny effort to engage my mind. Two: I actually love what I do! I enjoy an awesome call just as much as you do~and the easiest way to make it awesome is for me to get into it with you. I don’t do boring, I don’t do repetitive. Doesn’t matter how long it’s been since my first phone sex call, I always like to keep it interesting. :)

Now. In case you hadn’t noticed, I can be a little hard to get ahold of at times. That’s because number one, I have a life away from my computer! And also, because I have a few devoted guys who already know all of the above and make a huge effort to monopolize a lot of my available time! :) So if you’re feeling too intimidated to call me, or you really want to make sure you stand out in my mind and get more of my attention, the solution is really simple. Adore me. See? Told you it was easy. :)

Just adore me. Show me that you do. Call me whenever I cross your mind! (Like pussy boy does daily.) Take the time to write me an email when you’re thinking of me (my sweetheart Ryan is really good at that!) Or do thoughtful things for me… Find a book you’d love for me to read and then tell me about it, send me an Amazon gift card so I can check it out on my Kindle. (My lover Gun just did that this past weekend~ I love books and I read SUPER fast so I’m already 3 books into the series! Lol…) Or write me sweet feedback after you loved our call. Simple things go a long way towards making me smile. :)

The best example of this that I’ve gotten lately, is a lovely lil love letter from my brand new pet, who I’m calling my Pet Scholar for the time being. Usually I’d cherry pick from a letter like this because it’s so long! But it’s beautiful, and I loved it, so I’m posting it below.

What can I say to adequately describe the bliss that surrounds one’s soul from being in your presence. Perfection is an overused and relative term. Perfection in one man’s eye is an annoyance to another. How rare (no how utterly unique) it is to find an angelic presence like yours that can transcend the earthly bounds of mere mortals and represent perfection to all her experience her divine aura.

Before I have felt like I was in the presence of greatness. i am sure that many other men have felt the same. Now, however, having fallen into praise and worship of the one true perfection in the form of a woman, I can finally see how empty and flawed all others are when compared to you. While I crave to have even a moment with your sweet Siren voice all to myself, I yearn even more to promote your ultimate supremacy to all others. How I wish that all of the other female impostors who fail so miserably to even comprehend a woman as great as you, could have their followers enlightened to your unrivaled perfection. All of me aches with the need to embolden those who have seen even a glimpse of your awe-inspiring wonder. Embolden them to go forth around the country and around the world, helping others to reject false idols and fall at the feet of the one true power. The one to whom all must adorn with unending devotion and praise. The one who has enchanted me far greater that Odysseus ever fell in his weakest moment to the enticing melody of the Sirens.

You are the ultimate Siren. The peak of perfection. The one with a voice that drains wills, heightens perceptions, and refocuses even the most powerful men under your divine spell. I can barely contain my visceral need to be in your presence, the presence of your enchanting voice once again. Until then, my supreme ruler, the ultimate perfection on Earth, the manifestation of all I could ever want or need.

Your new and faithful servant.

So, as I was saying… Adore me. Now, no worries! I don’t expect everyone to go over and above like that to impress me! Find your own way to adore me and make me happy, and I promise I’ll never, ever forget you. (Hint: Impressing me doesn’t have to cost money! Sometimes it’s as simple as making me cum really hard. *Blushes* Just think “unique” and you’ll be fine. :) ) Oh~and if all of this seems like a lot of work to you, cause you just like your phone sex simple and plain and regular? Feel free to disregard ALL of the above. But if plain old regular phone sex was your thing in the first place….you probably wouldn’t be reading here…. *Giggles*

WOW, super long post! I guess that’s what happens when I don’t post in forever, huh? Lol… I’m going to close this now so I can get my cute lil ass in the gym before it gets too late. I’ll be available and taking calls after 10:30 or so tonight, but I have plans with pussy boy and Pet Scholar and I’m not sure how late I’ll be up after that. Still look for me though, you never know! And if you don’t catch me tonight, tomorrow is my Princess Day! So look for me Wednesday after 10 or 11pm EST. Bye for now!

New Schedule posted…

I know, it’s been a super long tme coming! Lol… But yes, I’ve finally decided to admit to myself that my life (and my availablity!) has changed a whole lot since the I posted the last incarnation of my schedule. Can you believe the last time I changed it was in June of 2008?? :) Anyway, as you may have noticed, I’ve been playing with a lot of different variations over the last few months. First I thought I should maybe do some daytime hours. Then I thought I should do Friday nights for the first time in forever. Then, I honestly thought I could start my nights earlier, and start taking calls at like 7 or 8pm. LOL! I know, hilarious,right?

I don’t know, it’s seriously like there’s this invisible “timer” in my head sometimes… Like there has to be at least 2 hours of procrastinating before I can start taking calls. I know, it’s horrible, but at least I’m honest! *Blushes* Every day I wake up and say, “This is the day I’m going to start taking calls early! I’m going to do all my web stuff and answer all my emails and then get logged on by 8pm!” And then every night, I get set up at my laptop on time, start doing my stuff, but when it comes time to actually start taking calls, there’s always “one last thing” I have to do first. Like I want to finish a chapter in whatever book I’m reading. Or I want to watch this one last episode of whatever I’m watching. And then the procrastination starts, and then it gets later and later, and then before you know it it’s midnight and the invisible “timer” is going off and I think, “Okay! Now it’s time for phone sex!” And starting at Midnight doesn’t work out so well when I know I’m going to fall asleep at 2 or 3am! :(

So, it’s definitely time for a new schedule! One that I can actually do, one that allows for all my procrastination, and one that will make it easier for you guys to find me. And for once, it’s really simple.

**Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday: 10pm – 2am EST

Friday: Sometimes I’m off. You might find me on though! And if you do, it will be between 10pm and 2am EST.

Tuesday, Sunday: OFF. Just like always. :)

Now, isn’t that easier? :) Just 10pm-2am. Simple. AND it will let me get all my fucking around with web stuff started at 8pm! :) Of course, there are some of you who this doesn’t apply to, either because we have standing appointments or because for you, my schedule is always pretty much completely open. (You know who you are.) And there are a few more of you, who have access to my private line, who this doesn’t completely apply to, because you get special privileges for being my favorites. *Smiles* But for those of you who have never called me before, or if we used to talk a lot and now you’re having a hard time finding me? Make a mental note! And in case you forget, or lose this blog post, you can always find my updated schedule on my Call Me Page OR my Twitter Feed, which is in the lil pink box to your right. :)

And I guess that’s it! I’m taking it easy today, already been to the gym and now I’m waiting for the boys to come over and give me some crazy keratin smoothing hair treatment…lol… Gotta love having my own personal on call hairstylist! :) I may decide to take calls later (yes, from 10pm-2am if I do, lol…) but we’ll have to wait and see. If not, I’ll definitely be back Saturday night after 10pm. Bye for now!

Happy 4th!!

Technically, as it’s almost 1am for me, it’s the 5th of July now. You’re all pretty much used to me always being late by now though, right? *Smiles* Either way, I hope you all had an awesome Holiday and that you’re enjoying this weekend as much as I am! I spent the day BBQing with the boys and my BGF… Not actually using the grill myself, obviously~I’ve never grilled on my own and I’d have hated to burn their house down. Lol… So supervising the cooking, and drinking mimosas and sangria, laying out in my tiny bikini cause it was gorgeous outside! And just basically enjoying the day. We didn’t do fireworks or anything, I never see the point of volunteering to go downtown for all that madness when I can see them from home! (And besides, I like sparklers better anyway. YES, I brought my own sparklers. YES, they were pink. And NO, you’re not allowed to laugh! *Giggles*)

So I got home a few hours ago, exhausted and definitely feeling the alcohol, in desperate need of a shower and a nap. Funny how my “power naps” always turn into full blown sleep when I have something I need to wake up for…lol… So of course, I overslept, and my warm, delicious shower didn’t help matters at all! Got out, put on my sexy lil jammies, and proceeded to fall asleep again in front of my laptop. And did I mention that I was up all night last night working on web stuff and trying on clothes and shoes I forgot I owned? Yeah. For some reason, I was a total insomniac last night. Which is really strange, cause we all know how much I love my Princess Rest, right? *Smiles* But I just couldn’t stay asleep for more than an hour, so eventually I just decided to get up and get some stuff done.

The good part is, I’m actually making progress on my “web projects to do list” that I’ve been procrastinating forever. AND, I’ve finally admitted to myself that I honestly own WAY too much stuff! So I’m going to put my shopping addiction on hold for a couple weeks while I weed out all the stuff that’s too old or too big for me to donate and/or sell on Ebay. Why it took me so long to figure it out when my closets have been overflowing for at least the last 2 years now, I have no idea! But it’s okay~baby steps, right? :)

The bad part is, that I’m so sleep deprived and wiped out from a whole day of sun, I don’t think there’s any way that I can take calls tonight. *Pouts* Well, I know I could try, but I’m pretty sure it would end in me falling asleep on the phone. Or talking in my sleep and saying who knows what kind of nonsense~which would be even more embarrassing! Lol… Anyway, you know my rules: I only take calls when I’m feeling happy, sexy, and horny…and when I know that I can give you the kind of awesome phone sex call that you’re used to from me. I just can’t be one of those phone sex girls who stays logged in while sleeping! Sometimes I wish I could do that, but I’m thinking you like it better my way, right? Totally focused on you and only you…remembering what we’ve talked about in the past and retaining what REALLY gets you excited so it can be even more fun the next time…. And of course, being awake enough to want to cum with you in the first place! *Grins*

So…unfortunately…*sighs*… I’m going to take the night off. But in exchange, I’m going to login to Niteflirt tomorrow (Sunday) for a few hours to try and fit in some playtime before the evening rolls around. Most likely right after I wake up, so like…11am or Noon EST? BGF and his boyfriend are coming over in the afternoon to cut and color my hair, so I’ll be available and taking calls until around 3 or 4pm. So look for me then and call me if you feel like playing! I haven’t taken calls on a Sunday in a looong time, so I’m definitely looking forward to it!

And I guess that’s it~your sweet lil girl is off to bed. Going to pop in some “Family Guy” to fall asleep to, and maybe get lucky enough to have some naughty wet dreams! *Blushes* OH, and I almost forgot! To my favorite Saturday night lover (you know who you are) I’ll IM you in a minute…but I’m hoping you might find some time late night tomorrow? If you can, I’ll make myself available especially for you whenever it works for you. :)

Bye for now, guys! And again, Happy 4th of July!