Time….

I always have such high hopes for myself when it comes to my plans, you know? I don’t know if I even want to call them plans….they’re more like promises. Promises I make to myself. Like…I promise myself that I’m going to go to bed at a decent time so I can wake up and get my workout in before it’s too late in the day. Or…that I’ll remember the stuff that’s undone on my lil to do list, so I can feel all productive and happy that I’m finishing what I start. I could go on and on here, but the majority of the promises I make to myself~and to other people, even though I try not to make promises to other people too often cause if I can’t keep the ones I make to myself, how well am I really going to do with someone else, right? *Giggles*

Anyway, yeah…the ones I make to myself usually have to with time. You know, my lil procrastination habit? I swear, it’s so hard!! And I know you’re probably sick of hearing about it by now, cause I mention it every other post and I never seem to be able to do anything about it. *Sighs* But I mean it! It really is hard! That’s one of the double edged swords that goes along with being a phone sex girl… I get to make my own hours and be the only one in charge, but me being in charge probably isn’t the most productive thing in the whole world. Like, imagine if your boss let you wear pajamas all day long, and let you drink champagne while you did your stuff, and thought it was a GREAT idea for you to stop in the middle of any particular task to hop online to start shopping for bubble bath and shoes. LOL! You’d never get anything done on time either. *Sighs again*

So. In case you hadn’t noticed, this is yet another post about time. Not exactly how you think it’s going to be, though…. I mean yeah~I stayed up way too late again last night. So of course I slept in late. And then I wanted to watch “The L Word” before I went for my walk, and then I decided to take a nap before I showered and shaved my tight lil pussy and logged onto Niteflirt….

Even though all of this is me kinda trying to explain why it’s after 3am EST and I’m still on alerts? All of that is just the after. The FUN part, is explaining the before! And honestly, it’s still so fucking HOT thinking about it that I’m tempted to save tgis post, run to my bedroom, and make myself cum before I come back and finish writing. *Giggles* However, in the interest of trying to fight my procrastination habit…I’m going to kep going. But just so you know.

Anyway. Most of last night was a normal night for me. Well, as normal as yummy phone sex calls and looking at porn on the computer can be, I guess…lol… But towards the end of my night, I got a couple of calls that um…yeah. I should just go ahead and tell you about them now, otherwise I’ll be trying to explain it with vague adjectives forever. Lol….

K. First, a very yummy roleplay call. But not just any roleplay. A submissive roleplay. Which as you should all know by now, I really just don’t do anymore. But apparently, I had made a promise to this particular gentleman that I would submit and do what I was told “next time”….and this was next time. I like to keep my promises when I make them, so I went along with it even though I really didn’t want to. And surprisingly….after about 5 minutes of apprehension? OMG was it SO fucking HOT!! Watching my friend get fucked by 2 guys…and then being denied the pleasure of watching. Being dragged into another room, so I could get fucked by 2 guys, my sweet lil mouth on both of their cocks and listening to my friend screaming in the other room. Being held down and begging for cum all over my face and down my throat… Seriously. SERIOUSLY yummy! I came like 3 times all over my fingers and my favorite huge vibrator… I’m attributing it more to his skill than to my latent submissive desires~so son’t get any ideas about dom-ing me, guys! But yeah. It was hot. (Thanks again for the yummy call, JMan…. I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. )

And then like, immediately afterwards, My pussy boy called. We’ve been talking a lot over the past couple of weeks, pretty much every day as usual…. But I haven’t been taking the convos to a sexual place. Mostly cause I didn’t think he deserved it, but also cause…. Wait. It was all cause I didn’t think he deserved it. *Giggles* Anyway…we talked for hours and hours last night/this morning. By the tail end, I think it was like 6 or 7 in the morning… Honestly, I can’t remember what he said, but whatever it was, it was seriously making me wet. Like so wet I had to go back to my bed and take my panties off so I could touch my clit while I talked to him.

He started begging me to get out my vibrator, I told him no but then I finally relented, and then I got this awesome idea! I thought, “What if…I let him stroke but I put conditions on it? What if…I set him up to fail?” Yeah, it was my evil side thinking, but it was making my pussy wet, so I went with it. So sue me. Anyway, so I did. I let him stroke, and I guided the stroking….telling him how to touch and when to touch and when to stop, and then, I offered him a choice.

Choice #1:Cum if you want to…tell me you want to fuck me if you want to…but if you’re so weak that you give in, you’re admitting that you know that you’re not a REAL man. You’re telling me that you’re so weak that you can’t stand it. And if you choose to do this, know that you’ll never have access to my pussy again. Fuck me now, and make it the last time you ever do. After this, it’s the end. Finito. Forever. OR…

Choice #2: Resist. Don’t cum until I give you permission and prove that you’re a REAL man. Hold out and leave yourself the possiblity of maybe having pussy again one day in your life.

Of course, I’m taunting and offering him my pussy every other minute. And of course, he could hear me playing with my favorite vibrator in the background. *Smiles* I couldn’t help it! I HAD to get off! Like, I felt like it was real pussy power in it’s true literal sense! Like hearing him beg…and I kept saying no….and like, desperately trying to hold onto his last shred of alpha male? OMG I came so many times. I mean it! I made him wait so long while I was cumming over and over that he was most likely dying on the other end of the phone. But I didn’t care! Really, I didn’t. Actually….I liked it. Lol….

So yeah, he held out till I gave permission. I odn’t know how he lasted that long, but he did. Total tease and denial just for my enjoyment, and I couldn’t break him. Who would’ve thought that pussy boy could actually make me cum without fucking it up like he always does? Lol… I can’t say he’s a REAL man necessarily…even though he wants me to… *Grins* But he totally gets points for trying so hard, so it’s all good. AND he gets points for all the yummy cash treats while I was teasing him…lol….

And after! I had to make myself cum a few more times after… So many times that I made my clit SO sensitive that I could barely even touch it. Couldn’t touch it at all, actually. Lol…. So I slept in late, overslept, made my whole day all off schedule, and that’s what happened. And now it’s come full circle, cause pussy boy is on the phone and I’m going to have to close this now so I can give him my undivided attention.

Here’s some favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my Pussy Lover, and you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:

Kylie is sweet as honey, I just love talking with her. She really does want to get to know what you like, what makes you hard, what makes you get off good. Kylie and I talked about what really makes us hot, and our fantasies, and what we deep down really wanted to do. It was so pleasurable. Her voice can sound so sweet and innocent, even more than some 18 yr olds on NF. Yet she is not offended by nasty taboo subjects, and hearing that voice speak those un-speakable things – WOW!

I’ll be available and taking calls after I’m done teasing him…I’ll probably be up till 7 or 8am EST. So call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me Saturday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

Secret diary of a call girl…

OMG am I SO loving this show!! Have you seen it yet? Please tell me you have! If you really truly haven’t, then I suppose I’ll forgive you…for now!! Cause it is on Showtime, and I know not everyone does the premium cable thing, so if that’s the case with you…I understand. BUT. If you DO have Showtime, and you just haven’t gotten around to watching it yet??? OMG you SO really have to do it. Soon. NOW!! *Giggles* (I mean it, though.)

I’m sure you could tell from the title, that it’s kind of a hooker show. I probably shouldn’t be so careless tossing around that word… “Hooker”, I mean… Cause I obviously realize what kind of stigma is attached to it. It’s just…I don’t know. I just feel like now, (and even back when I was still an escort, I felt the same way) that “hooker” is kind of a slang word that means excatly what it says. You know?

Like, I’m sure every janitor would rather be known as a sanitation engineer, but we all call them janitors. Right? Janitor means janitor, and when we say it, we don’t mean anything negative by it. We’re just using the easiest word that describes what it is. Lol… Maybe it bothers me less cause I was never actually a “street hooker”. Or maybe I just like the dirty/sexy feeling of it…the way it feels in my mouth when I say it. *Blushes* Honestly, the only word I ever had a problem with during my escort phase is the word, “whore”. And even that, I only have a problem with if I’m your escort for the night. (It just makes me feel so dirty, you know? In a bad way.) Strange, cause I like being called a phone sex whore just fine. *Giggles*

Anyway, I digress, as usual. If you haven’t seen this show, it’s called, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, and it’s on Showime on Monday nights. It’s all about a very VIP escort in London, and even though it’s only 30 minutes long? I love love love it to death!! How could I not…it’s all about call girls!!??!! *Grins* The reason why I bring it up though~well, besides the fact that I wanted to tell you about it~is because: Even though I absolutely love the show to death, the main character has some serious…cynicism….going on about the whole call girl profession. I mean, I like her, I LOVE the show, but I have some serious qualms about a few things that are mentioned/described/played out.

So. Since I feel like I have to share, here it is: My “secret diary”, also known as “myths debunked”, of your average call girl. Lol! Here we go. Sorry in advance if it’s TMI.

1: Call girls do NOT hang out in packs. They don’t get together for weekly meetings with the “boss” (I only worked for an agency once, but not only did we not do that, no one else I know who worked elsewhere did either.) We didn’t discuss earnings, we didn’t discuss clients, we didn’t get all dressed up and have lunch at some chic little lunch spot. (This was in the show.)

JSYK, it’s very common for escorts to be friends. Or rather…acquaintances. It’s common for them to share information about assholes who like to hit girls, or leave without paying, or pay with counterfeit money. (The first two never happened to me, the last one did once. But I remember lots of times, getting calls or emails from other girls I didn’t know very well, warning me off particular guys and telling me details.) Anyway…getting together and being all friendly and networking? Uh uh. Doesn’t happen. I actually laughed out loud when they showed that!

2. Call girls do NOT usually keep their “job” secret from everyone they know. Maybe from parents and family, but not from close friends. And in general, they’re not ashamed of what they do. Why would you want to do that anyway? I mean yes~keep it secret from those who might judge you unfairly, but to keep it from everyone? If you’re that ashamed about it, how can you have fun when you’re fucking for money? How can you stand to keep doing it if you’re that embarrassed? Answer: you can’t. At least I can’t. So yeah…that part bugged me too. I think the same applies to phone sex…actually….

3. Last, and most importantly…. contrary to popular belief, call girls really DO cum. At least…IMO….the good ones do! *Blushes* It’s not something they do with everyone….and it’s not something that happens every single time… But it most definitely does happen! Thinking that there’s some unspoken “rule” that says they’re not allowed? NO. Lol… If you ever get an escort who doesn’t? Keep looking till you find one who does… I promise, they’re out there.

Anyway. I feel like I have to give a couple of disclaimers now…. First, this was purely an academic discussion! Yes, I used to escort, but I don’t anymore, so don’t ask just because you read this post and liked it! *Smiles* I do still LOVE escort/call girl roleplays, but that’s about it. Second, there are plenty of things in that show that are very, very true. I’m not going to tell you which ones of course… Maybe you can watch the show for yourself to find out? Lol… Suffice it to say, that I still seriously identify with escorts. In a good way. *Blushes* And hey~I’m kinda still a “call girl”, don’t you think? The only difference is, I take phone calls now, instead of paying actual calls on guys. Lol…. And to be honest…now that I’m rereading to spell check and all that? I think all of the above applies to phone sex girls, too! At least to me as a phone sex girl, it does.

Anyway. This post wasn’t supposed to be this long, and now it’s super late, and I’m supposed to be taking calls on Niteflirt already. (I’m late again, I know, I know. *Frowns*) It’s almost 3am EST, and I’m only on alerts! But I’m going to log on here pretty shortly, after that I should be available and taking calls till 5 or 6am or so, EST. So call me tonight! Let’s see if I have favorite feedback to share before I go…

This one’s from my DarkSoul, and you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:

Sorry it took so long for me to write your feedback Kylie–but you know I always do. I caught her on when I wasn’t expecting her, and we both got each other off HARD as we always do! I think if I ever met her IRL, we’d be naked in 2 minutes flat! We really seem to connect, and I absolutely love getting down and dirty with her. She’s both the sweetest and naughtiest young thing on NF, and I hope I keep catching her on at the hours I’m ready to play! We have a nice little history, and it just keeps getting better.

And I guess that’s it! Bye for now!

So excited!!

Yep, it’s almost here ~my vacation, I mean~ and I am so super excited, I can barely sit still! That’s something I’ve probably never told you guys before…when I have something planned, or have something fun to think about? I get like hyper giggly and happy and sometimes I (over) think the “thing”, whatever it may be, so much that I have a hard time sleeping at night! So yeah…I can hardly wait!

I’ll be leaving tomorrow afternoon, and I won’t be back till Wednesday afternoon, so like I said before…you most likely won’t be able to find me on Monday night. I am taking my laptop and all my phones, but I’m going to try my very hardest to not log onto Niteflirt while I’m doing my whole relaxing thing. I suppose it will be hard for me not to, if I find a way to fit my monster vibrator into my luggage. Which as of now is a big maybe. *Smiles* But I feel like, what good is a vaction if I can’t make my tight lil pussy cum as many times as I want, right? And the issue with that is…once I start cumming, sometimes it’s really hard for me to want to stop! *Blushes*

SO. As of now, don’t expect me to be back till Wednesday…but don’t be surprised if you see me sneak on for at least an hour or two. IF I get too horny. And IF the hotel walls are thck enough! Lol…

This week has been lots of fun for me, actually! I got my office painted (I hate the color so I’m doing it again next month) I got my ceiling fan up (which I LOVE and don’t know how I lived without) and I worked out with my trainer (I hate him now, too~gotta find a new one.)

But…I haven’t gotten to play with too many new guys, but that’s because CNC and my pussy boy have been totally monopolizing me. Which is a good thing, cause it’s fun to me. But a bad thing for those of you who are used to being able to find me… *Pouts* I’m going to try even harder at this schedule thing when I get back from vaca.

Anyway… CNC and all the yummy cash treats he sends… My sweet CNC who’s terrified that I’m going to revel the secrets that he tells me to all of you, but who begs me to drag his secrets out of him before I let him cum! Lol… Some secrets are meant to be kept just that: Secrets. But some secrets…like the obsession CNC has with sexy butts? I totally think it’s fun to mention that! Sexy, firm butts, and round, bubble butts, and especially his friends Zach and Naomi’s butts….WOW does he masturbate to them on a regular basis, and they have no idea! I think I’ll keep the rest of it to myself as long as he keeps behaving himself…cause mentioning that is enough to keep him in line, don’t you think? *Evil grin* (Keep stroking, sweetie…I didn’t say you could stop yet, did I? Lol…)

And pussy boy, of course… My poor, sweet lil chastised pussy boy. Except he’s not quite chastised anymore. (I know, hard to believe, isn’t it?) In return for the *large* yummy cash treat he sent me~he’s basically subsidizing my whole vacation, cause it was a bigger treat than usual~and after 7 hours or so of non stop teasing… I actually let him cum on Thursday night. No, really, I did! I made him beg me for it, of course… AND I made him do it in a quite *ahem* undignified position….lol…

I’ll spare you the details cause I think I’ve shamed him enough. It’s just…it still amazes me that after all this time (almost 3 years now) that I still have the power with just my voice and my laugh to make him do just about anything under the sun for me. Literally. No matter how humiliating. LOL! But it’s a very good thing, and I love love love him to pieces. Every spoiled lil girl needs her own personal pussy boy!

And that, is pretty much what I’ve been up to since the last time I wrote to you. I’m kinda sad now though, cause it’s just after 1am EST, and I know I’m only going to be available and taking calls till 4am or so. Which means, that unless I’m lucky, I won’t have a lot of time to have any gfe phone sex, or roleplay phone sex, or barely legal phone sex. You know, the stuff I LOVE to do? The kind of phone sex I do best? The stuff that most of you REAL men call me for when my pussy boys aren’t taking all of my attention? *Pouts*

I guess I’ll just hope that some of you find some time to play with me tonight, before I’m away for days and days this coming week. I should be on for a few more hours, so if you’re looking to cum with me? Call me tonight!! Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my favorite FS, and you can also read it on myAnything Goes Listing:

The most perfect princess in all of phone sex. The reigning queen of NF. Kylie does it again…she surpasses them all! She’s the best of the best. Her sweet young voice, she remembers me every time I call (no matter how long it’s been since the last time we talked), and of course her mind erasing orgasms… I couldn’t ask for more. Thanks again Kylie! You’ve just made my weekend-and I can’t wait to play with you again soon!

And I guess that’s it! Bye for now!

Chocolate? :)

You Are A Chocolate Ice Cream Girl

Dramatic. Powerful. Flirty.

What Flavor Ice Cream Girl Are You?

Just so you know, I’m totally interpreting that result as the flavor I’m most like, as opposed to the flavor I most like to eat. Cause I am SO not a chocolate ice cream girl! Lol… To be honest, I’m not really an ice cream girl at all.. I just don’t dig super sweet stuff very often. I guess if I had to choose, I’d pick cookies n cream, or there was this yummy one I liked a few years back called Toffee Ice Cream Cone, or something like that… I don’t remember. But yeah~take the quiz yourself and leave me a comment to tell me what flavor you are! How they figure all that out from the strange questions they ask, I’m not quite sure! *Giggles* Either way, it’s still fun.

So…yet again, it’s pretty late (about 3:15am EST) and I seriously considered waiting till Wednesday to write here. But right after I decided not to… I don’t know, I guess I’m in a mood to share some stuff! So I’m writing to you just because. And that’s a good thing, IMO, cause I guess I’ve kinda been slacking on the whole blogging thing. Again. *Sigh*

In my defense, I’ve had at least a million other things going on lately! I’m redecorating and repainting my little office~the bulk of that is going to get finished tomorrow afternoon, so at least that will be over! It’s going from a buttery yellow to a deep blue indigo, so I’m super excited! But I’ve been shoping for new stuff…rugs, and lamps, and trash cans and ceiling fans… I know, that’s not exactly sexy phone sex stuff, but I thought you’d be amused at the image of me, up on a stepladder, trying to install a ceiling fan all by myself. *Giggles* I shouldn’t laugh, cause it was SO not pretty! So…I’m finishing the painting tomorrow, and Wednesday morning the electrician is coming over to do the hard stuff that I couldn’t do myself.

AND, I’ve been working out and doing the weight training thing MUCH more regularly. I hit the gym 4 days a week now, but two of those days are with my brand new personal trainer. And, while it’s definitely been extraordinarily painful… OMG it’s SO worth it cause he’s SO fucking yummy!! He’s got this dark hair, and these big brown eyes, and this yummy French accent? I swear it’s enough to almost make me want to cum just looking at him! Not to mention listening to him talk! And today, while he was stretching me out and telling me how good I was? *Blushes* Yeah… Let’s just say I was thinking some SUPER naughty thoughts! Get your minds out of the gutter. It’s HARD finding a personal trainer that I like…so I have no intention of fucking him. Making my pussy cum thinking about him, however, is a whole other matter. *Grins*

AND (yes, another “and”, I’m almost done though, I promise!) I decided to take a little mini vacation next week, so I’ve been planning that as well. I don’t know, I’ve just been feeling like I wanted one…and of course that I deserve one, so this Sunday night I leave for 3 days and 2 nights at an awesome hotel/spa, and I’m so excited about it! I’m having spa treatments the whole time, I’m going to lay out on the beach, and go swimming in the gulf, and read lots of books, and just relax and treat myself. I even hired a town car to drive me there…so I get my own lil limo service to take me there and back!

Anyway, this is your advance warning that I won’t be around next Monday night. I’m going to take my laptop, and my skype phone AND my cell, so technically I’ll be able to take calls if I feel like it. I’m kinda thinking this should be a total vacation though, so most likely not. We’ll have to wait and see. Maybe I’ll leave arranged calls open so that if you want to set up a time, I can get back to you? Hmm. Maybe… I’ll let you know on Saturday.

K. That’s enough of that. I just wanted to give you a little update on what I’ve been doing…and why I’ve been so hard to get ahold of lately. Mostly it’s been because of my crazy life, but sometimes it’s been because of LOTS of yummy phone sex calls! Cause WOW have you guys been keeping my phone ringing off the hook lately!! Let’s see if I have favorite callers… My pussy boy of course, LOTS of yummy calls and even more yummy cash treats! He just lets me tease him, and his cock, and leave him with blue balls just cause I think it’s fun. And then he sends me cash for the privilege. LOL! I LOVE cuckold phone sex! I swear, it never gets old, and with pussy boy especially…it actually makes my pussy wet! *Smiles*

Who else…my sweetie CCD, for LOTS Of long, yummy calls. My favorite FS (I missed you sooo much, my luv! I just hope we get to play sometime soon… I miss cumming with you!) My lil slut Chase (you’re a TOTAL slut now, you know that, right? Lol… I hope you’re planning on sucking some more college biys off this coming weekend~I expect to hear all about it!) My CNC, what can I even say about him? Lots more teasing, LOTS more paid mails, and lots more yummy cash treats for me! *Smiles* (I’m sorry I missed you tonight, my luv…look for me later this week! I have some new ideas about LC’s butt that I think you might like…lol…)

My new friend CFan, who always comes up with the most unique roleplays! Seriously…roleplay phone sex is fun no matter what. But it’s SO much hotter for me when you not only have a good idea of the fantasy that turns you on, but you also don’t mind me giving my input and ideas so that we can both get off. Both of which, CFan does amazingly well! (I can’t wait till we play agin, sweetie! I think you’re like, hands down, in my top 5 roleplay guys of all time! Seriously.)

And let’s see about favorite feedback… This one’s from my sweetie Lightning…but you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:

WHEN MINUTES SEEM LIKE HOURS; HOURS SEEM LIKE DAYS; and DAYS are like between Milleniums of time is how I feel between telephone calls with Kylie!! It has not been long since we last spoke and yet it does seem like a lifetime and yet when she answers its like we have never been apart. She makes me feel all tingly inside.. Thank you my luv!!! Talk to you again soon!!

And I guess that’s it! It’s 3:30AM now, I’m going to do some more paid mails with CNC because he needs to be put in his place again. But after that, I should be available and taking calls till around 5am EST or so. So call me tonight! I’ve been teasing my playthng PG all night so far…so I haven’t gotten to make my tight lil pussy cum yet. And I hope to do that before I go to sleep! Cause after tonight, I won’t be back till Wednesday after 10pm….

Bye for now!

Raise for the penis…

Hey guys! I’ve seen this before, but i ran across it again and I wanted to share it with you cause it was so funny to me! Hope you like it…

You laughed, didn’t you? *Giggles* I did…so like I said, I had to share. It’s just after 6am EST for me right now, on Saturday night/Sunday morning. I should be available and taking calls for another hour or two, till at least 8am EST or so. So if you’re still up~call me tonight!! I’ve been doing a lot of fem domme, and financial domme, and cuckold calls tonight… So in other words, I haven’t talked to anyone yet who deserved for me to make my tight lil pussy cum!! And while I adore doing the fem domme calls and all… Hopefully I’ll get the chance to get off with a REAL man tonight! *Blushes* We’ll see how it goes. Bye for now…

PS I almost forgot! Let me share some favorite feedback before I go! This one’s from my pussy lover, and you can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:

Kylie is a sweet doll. It had been well over 6 Mo since our last call, but she remembered me and the things I like. Kylie got right into a fantasy using many of my favorite themes. It was hard core action right from the start. Even though it had been a long time, Kylie and I felt very much in sync with each other. This woman has an amazing ability to remember even small details over a long time. And so we connected as though we did this weekly. Very HOT, very Erotic. We each knew how to push the other’s buttons and reach a fevered pitch. Kylie left me very satisfied, and oh so happy that we connected again. Yummy

(TY sweetie!!) Bye again, guys!

LOL!