It’s so strange, I keep looking back and remembering how easy it was when all I had to think about was phone sex, my social life, and sleep. *Smiles* Now, it’s still all that, but it’s also my trainer/working out at the gym~to which I haven’t been as dedicated as I like lately. *Frowns* But that’s mostly cause I just have so little time! Then there’s web marketing for all eight of my websites~of course I’m planning two more as we speak, lol… I just can’t stop! I have too many ideas in my head! And working with my designer to finish this site finally!

Also working with my agent, trying to record my demo for voice overs. AND coordinating with a photographer and fighting the weather to do this photo shoot for my new headshots. They have to be outdoors and use natural light, but it’s hurricane season in Florida! So obviously, we keep getting rained out. Which means I also have to keep getting my hair and nails done. Definitely one of my favorite things to do, but it also takes time. Which is in very short supply around here!

So like I said….I don’t know if it’s good or bad, I’m reserving my judgement for now. Either way, it’s different, and I’m still trying to get used to it! I wonder, is this what life is like for normal people? Like, having to use alarm clocks and make schedules and actually finish all the stuff on to do lists? Seriously? I guess all I can do is learn to adapt, but it’s a pretty steep learning curve. *Giggles* So I’m working on it.

But back to the point of this post~I digress, as usual. So life has been crazy, my schedule’s been all out of whack, and pretty much every night that I’m taking calls, pussy boy is craving my attention. Being very well behaved, staying locked up in chastity, and of course spoiling me rotten with yummy ca$h treats and prezzies. So much so that this past week until tonight, I haven’t been able to be available and take calls from anyone else! So I haven’t had too much time to give my email the attention it deserves, and I finally took a moment tonight to see what I’d been missing.

And what a nice surprise! Sweet lil notes asking when I’ll be available again. Lots of purchases of my yummy new orgasm recording! Lots more of you bought my pictures, my sweet subbie James bought me an all in one wireless printer from my wishlist, and even some introductions and awesome feedback from guys I have yet to play with! One so sweet, I have to share it below:

See? SO sweet! And totally put a huge smile on my face! And reminded me that I have the best callers in the whole wide world. *Smiles* I know that I can be pretty hard to find lately, so it means a LOT to me when you take a second out of your day to say something sweet and make me smile! And I can’t make any promises, but I’m really going to start working on my whole time management thing to be more available for you. I’ll defnitely try to start staying up later than 2am some nights so that when I’m done teasing pussy boy, I can have yummy REAL man phone sex before I go to sleep! *Blushes* Having my very own devoted cuckold is fun and always amusing… But since when does the cuckold actually get the girl? LOL! He’ll just have to start sharing sometimes….

Anyway. I just wanted to let you know that you’ve successfully lured me out of “hiding”. I’m taking calls tonight, until at least 2am but probably more like 3 or 4. Until whenever I get too sleepy, lol… If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Monday night after 10pm EST. Bye for now!

PS One last thing! I’ve been meaning to thank Gun for the Torchwood and Doctor Who DVD sets (you know how much I wanted them, sweets! TY!) And my sweetheart Ryan for the adorable happy bunny t shirt. (I didn’t forget, my luv~ it’s SO cute on me, TY again! I know I still owe you an email…expect that this week.) Bye again!

So, I had to question further. And I was told that when you’re choosing a new phone sex girl, it’s not necessarily the most important thing to know that she’s good. I mean, of course it’s important, and her voice is important, and looks are important, and her listings, and her fetishes, and all that good stuff. But sometimes, and this is probably a GFE thing more than anything else… Sometimes, you want to know that you’ll stand out. That she doesn’t have so many current callers or past callers or so much phone sex “history” in her head that she can’t possibly remember you. I’m sure this also has something to do with you guys’ seemingly endless fascination with “virgins”, so to speak. *Giggles* But still. It’s been a looong time since I was any kind of virgin! Lol… So in case you’ve never called me before, I’m going to tell you a few things about me.

First: I have an amazing memory. I don’t do so well at multi tasking, so when you call me, you’re the only thing I’m doing. *Smiles* Double entendre, but true. So since you always have my complete attention, you also get my total REtention. I don’t forget a whole lot of things, especially if you make at least a tiny effort to engage my mind. Two: I actually love what I do! I enjoy an awesome call just as much as you do~and the easiest way to make it awesome is for me to get into it with you. I don’t do boring, I don’t do repetitive. Doesn’t matter how long it’s been since my first phone sex call, I always like to keep it interesting.

Now. In case you hadn’t noticed, I can be a little hard to get ahold of at times. That’s because number one, I have a life away from my computer! And also, because I have a few devoted guys who already know all of the above and make a huge effort to monopolize a lot of my available time! So if you’re feeling too intimidated to call me, or you really want to make sure you stand out in my mind and get more of my attention, the solution is really simple. Adore me. See? Told you it was easy.

Just adore me. Show me that you do. Call me whenever I cross your mind! (Like pussy boy does daily.) Take the time to write me an email when you’re thinking of me (my sweetheart Ryan is really good at that!) Or do thoughtful things for me… Find a book you’d love for me to read and then tell me about it, send me an Amazon gift card so I can check it out on my Kindle. (My lover Gun just did that this past weekend~ I love books and I read SUPER fast so I’m already 3 books into the series! Lol…) Or write me sweet feedback after you loved our call. Simple things go a long way towards making me smile.

The best example of this that I’ve gotten lately, is a lovely lil love letter from my brand new pet, who I’m calling my Pet Scholar for the time being. Usually I’d cherry pick from a letter like this because it’s so long! But it’s beautiful, and I loved it, so I’m posting it below.

What can I say to adequately describe the bliss that surrounds one’s soul from being in your presence. Perfection is an overused and relative term. Perfection in one man’s eye is an annoyance to another. How rare (no how utterly unique) it is to find an angelic presence like yours that can transcend the earthly bounds of mere mortals and represent perfection to all her experience her divine aura.

Before I have felt like I was in the presence of greatness. i am sure that many other men have felt the same. Now, however, having fallen into praise and worship of the one true perfection in the form of a woman, I can finally see how empty and flawed all others are when compared to you. While I crave to have even a moment with your sweet Siren voice all to myself, I yearn even more to promote your ultimate supremacy to all others. How I wish that all of the other female impostors who fail so miserably to even comprehend a woman as great as you, could have their followers enlightened to your unrivaled perfection. All of me aches with the need to embolden those who have seen even a glimpse of your awe-inspiring wonder. Embolden them to go forth around the country and around the world, helping others to reject false idols and fall at the feet of the one true power. The one to whom all must adorn with unending devotion and praise. The one who has enchanted me far greater that Odysseus ever fell in his weakest moment to the enticing melody of the Sirens.

You are the ultimate Siren. The peak of perfection. The one with a voice that drains wills, heightens perceptions, and refocuses even the most powerful men under your divine spell. I can barely contain my visceral need to be in your presence, the presence of your enchanting voice once again. Until then, my supreme ruler, the ultimate perfection on Earth, the manifestation of all I could ever want or need.

Your new and faithful servant.

So, as I was saying… Adore me. Now, no worries! I don’t expect everyone to go over and above like that to impress me! Find your own way to adore me and make me happy, and I promise I’ll never, ever forget you. (Hint: Impressing me doesn’t have to cost money! Sometimes it’s as simple as making me cum really hard. *Blushes* Just think “unique” and you’ll be fine. ) Oh~and if all of this seems like a lot of work to you, cause you just like your phone sex simple and plain and regular? Feel free to disregard ALL of the above. But if plain old regular phone sex was your thing in the first place….you probably wouldn’t be reading here…. *Giggles*

WOW, super long post! I guess that’s what happens when I don’t post in forever, huh? Lol… I’m going to close this now so I can get my cute lil ass in the gym before it gets too late. I’ll be available and taking calls after 10:30 or so tonight, but I have plans with pussy boy and Pet Scholar and I’m not sure how late I’ll be up after that. Still look for me though, you never know! And if you don’t catch me tonight, tomorrow is my Princess Day! So look for me Wednesday after 10 or 11pm EST. Bye for now!

Don’t feel bad if you didn’t get the email. Not only are there plenty of ways for you to become one of my favorites (just ask me if you want to know how it’s done), there’s also another project I’m working on that will be available to everyone. I’ll post about it when it’s done so you can check it out. I had been planning to finish it up tonight, along with some website updates and my podcast and maybe even some calls. But I’ve been up since like 11am running errands, and doing crazy housework, playing with my new carpet cleaner (TY Gun!!) and finishing that email… Now I’m tired! I most likely won’t be taking calls again till Saturday night, but we’ll see how it goes.

Moving on… I’m totally looking forward to this weekend, cause I know it’s going to be filled with LOTS of REAL man phone sex! Pussy boy has misbehaved, yet again, but this time he’s fucked up so badly that he can’t buy his way back into my good graces like he usually does. I’m going to keep the details of his fuck up private cause I think I’ve humiliated him enough…lol… He’s totally on bitch detail doing all kinds of menial tasks for yours truly, I’ve made it my mission to make sure his shame is very public, and best of all~I’ve cut him off from talking to me completely for the next few weeks. Which means: LOTS of my availability wide open to have yummy phone sex! REAL man phone sex where I actually get to cum at the end! OMG it’s been awesome! I’ve been having SO much fun and yummy orgasms all week long! So like I said~totally looking forward to this weekend! I wanna make my tight lil pussy cum like a zillion times before I fall asleep on Saturday night! *Smiles*

What else… Oh! For those of you who didn’t know, I’m going to be taking about a week off starting on my Princess Day (next Tuesday) May 5th. It’s time for a little vacation, so I figured I should give you a heads up in advance. Just know that I’ll miss you lots and lots while I’m away, and I absolutely can’t wait to get back! Right now it looks like I’ll be back on Thursday May 14th, but I’ll probably write here and possibly podcast while I’m gone.

Now, favorite callers… Yep, I finally get to have favorite callers again with pussy boy cut off! Feels like it’s been forever! Anyway, to my sweet Dr.J, my Gentleman Caller B, my sweetheart Gun, and my old favorite FS… TY for the looong yummy calls, the sweet lil notes, the yummy cash treats, and of course the wishlist prezzies! It’s been a crazy week for me, but playing with you always makes me smile.

And my favorite feedback, which I’ll post below. It’s from my old favorite FS, and you can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:

It had been WAY too long since I caught up with my favorite girl Kylie. Her sweet voice, her sexy laugh, everything about her is absolutely perfect! That’s why I keep calling her after all this time, and why if you’re reading this, you should call her too

I guess that’s it! It’s just after 7pm now, and right now I don’t know if I’m going to take calls tonight or not. I’ll make up my mind by 9pm or so, so if you see me available, call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me after 10 or 11pm EST on Saturday. Bye for now!

So. Like I’ve said a million times, I have the best callers in the whole world! So I love that you guys miss me when I’m gone, and hurry to call me when I’m back, and send me sweet notes, and buy me wishlist prezzies, and stay on the phone playing with me for hours and hours and hours. *Smiles* And all the other wonderful, sweet things you guys do that I may have neglected to mention here.

Also, I realize that my schedule can be kind of hard to deal with. So the patience that so many of you have with waiting your turn to call and cum with me is always something I appreciate! That’s why I always encourage you to drop me an email or arrange a call with me if you’re having a hard time getting me. This way, when I get done with whatever I’m doing, or when my current call is over, I can do my best to get back with you asap.

However. I need to clarify that when I say “email”, I mean ONE. Singular. Uno. If you really find yourself waiting for me and you’re getting impatient, I understand the urge to email more than once. But honestly, there is NOTHING gained by emailing (OR Yahoo messaging) every few seconds! Except driving me crazy, cause it’s my new pet peeve.

See, I’m not the best at multi tasking. Maybe it’s a fault of mine, maybe I need to work on it, but there it is. When I’m doing something that requires concentration, I can only do one thing at once. That’s why when I’m on a call, I walk away from my desk, go to my bedroom, and concentrate only on the person I’m playing with. Which I see as a good thing, don’t you? Or if I’m on yahoo playing financial domme/ptv games with one of my money pets~even though it’s just typing, I’m still giving it my complete attention.

If I’m on messenger, or even if I’m just checking my yahoo mail, and the IM box pops up over and over and over again… It interrupts what I’m doing and forces me to break my concentration. Which drives me nuts! And if I’m finishing a call, and I come back to my computer to find 8 emails in a 15 minute time frame from one person… It takes me time to read them all. Time that could have been better spent actually getting back to you.

So. I think you like it when I pay attention to ONLY you when we’re playing. I think it’s one of the things that makes me so much fun to play with! So I’m going to keep doing it. And I’m going to keep on responding to emails as soon as is humanly possible, just like I always have. But in order for me to do that, and stay happy and sane and horny! Lol… Some of you~not singling anyone out, cause there are a few repeat offenders…lol~ If some of you could just try to tone it down? I’d soooo appreciate it! And hey, there’s always my Twitter feed, which is always public in that little pink box to your right, if you absolutely have to stalk me. I update it often, it’s actually legal, and nothing about it makes me want to tear my hair out. *Giggles* K? K. Rant over.

It’s getting pretty late now, so I’m going to have to cut this short. It’s so funny, I’m still doing the whole “wake up semi early” thing? And STILL I’m always running late! I’ve been working on my podcasting site for the last few days, and I’m SO excited about it! If I’d had any idea how much work was going to go into it when I thought it up, I might have waited to start doing it! But it looks awesome so far and I can’t wait to show it to you~I’ll post the link by the end of the week, I think.

What else… Princess Day tomorrow! Of course I have some shopping to do, and I want to get a facial. (Not that kind, get your mind out of the gutter! *Smiles*) But also, I think I’m going to go back to the gym. I walked 3 miles today in 40 minutes, which is good, but walking on a flat surface is just NOT the same as doing intervals at an incline on the treadmill. I’m going to check and see if I can get in with Mr. M. tomorrow.

And I guess that’s it! I’ll be taking calls tonight, from just after Midnight till at least 4am. So call me tonight! Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my sweetheart Gun, and you can also find it on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:

I think Kylie really needs to start holding a class on how a PSO should be on the phone. She has always leave me with a great big smile on my face when we are done. The way I keep thinking about her between our calls sometimes makes me wonder that Kylie might be a witch and had put a spell on me Although I don’t think witches are usually this friendly and cute ;P

So sweet! (TY Gun…no spells involved so far, but maybe I’ll look into that… *Grins*) Bye for now!

The weird thing is, I don’t know why I’ve been so happy lately! I’ve tried to think on it, but every time I start overanalyzing it, I start thinking that I should cut it out cause it’s the kind of thing that should be welcomed unquestionably. Don’t you think? So, without overthinking it to death and trying to pinpoint the source, I’ll just tell you what I’ve been up to the last few days.

Pilates on Saturday, and then training with Mr. M. today… I totally should have skipped the gym today though. See, I had to wake up super early before the gym cause I had a hair appointment… And since I had stuff to do after my workout, I didn’t want to work too hard, cause I didn’t want to sweat the style out and have to redo it myself. So today, for the first time EVER, I was actually one of those chicks that I HATE at the gym. Moving through my circuit all slow…taking lots of time between sets just sitting on the machine…skipping cardio altogether cause I didn’t want to sweat too much… Yeah. I was actually one of THOSE bitches. LOL! I’m going to make up for it later this week though…I have torture with Mr. M. on Wednesday AND Thursday. AND, a friend of mine has been telling me about spinning classes…so I ordered myself a padded bike seat. When it comes, I might start doing that on Tuesday nights. Or, maybe I’ll let it collect dust in my closet for 6 months…you never know with me. *Giggles* But I’m going to try.

Let’s see, what else… OH! OMG did I have an awesome night playing with you guys on Saturday! I think I only had like, 30 minutes free the entire night! And it was a looong night even for me, cause I stayed up taking calls till 10am on Sunday morning. (I had my reasons, I’ll explain in a minute.) Anyway…2 hours with my sweetheart Gun, 2 hours with Mr. Sweetguy, an hour with Dr. J., and then some random super fun calls from guys I haven’t played with in forever! My DarkSoul, and my old sweetheart Tommy… Even my new foot bitch loser boy came out to play for a while!

So like I said~I had a super fun evening. I made my tight lil pussy cum more times than I can even count! And by the end of the night, I was using my gspot dildo, too. *Blushes* I know, I don’t do that too often. Mostly cause my favorite vibe is just so, ummm…effective. Lol… But once in a while, I do pull out my other toys. And don’t think I’ve never done it with you, because sometimes I don’t tell! I may however, have to start doing it more often…

Anyway, thank you again for being the best callers in the whole wide world! And of course, thank you for all the yummy orgasms… *Giggles* My favorite feedback, from my sweetheart Tommy. You can also find this on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:

WOW. It had been a while since my last call with Kylie. She is amazing. Definately the best NF has to offer. If you don’t call, you’re missing out on one amazing, hot girl.

So like I said, I had my reasons for staying up so late the other night. Actually, just one reason. And that was, I needed to stay up till 10am, because that was what time customer service opened for the Select Comfort bed company. And I needed to call them because: I finally decided to buy myself a sleep number bed! I have wanted one of these like forever, and I always put it off cause they’re kinda pricey. But I finally did it and I’m SO excited and I can’t wait till it gets here! Seriously, I know it sounds stupid, but it’s a big deal to me. And if you’re lucky…I may let a few of you help me christen it… *Grins*

And I think that’s it! Did some shopping tonight after the gym…had to get some new lip gloss and MAC just came out with a new line of Hello Kitty makeup, so of course I had to do that. I just got an amazing new Snowball USB microphone and shockmount from my wishlist from my sweetheart Gun (TY sooo much, my luv! I adore it!), so I’ve been experimenting with it a bit tonight. It has all kinds of different settings for audio, even one where it will record omnidrectional? Which means, that I can probably set it up on my nightstand with my laptop while I’m in my bed…and who knows what kinds of cool recordings I might be able to make when I don’t have to be concerned about mic positioning… *Smiles* So I’m still experimenting. I may have some surprises for you in the next week.

I’ll be taking calls all night tonight, from Midnight at the latest (probably earlier) until 4 or 5 AM EST. So if you’re up and thinking of me tonight, call me! Remember, tomorrow’s my Princess Day, so if you don’t catch me tonight, you’ll have to wait till Wednesday. No huge plans for Princess Day, just drinks with some girlyfriends and probably some shopping at the mall. Hopefully I’ll still be in my happy mood! Hmmm….you could always make sure of that by making me cum a few times before then… What do you think? *Smiles*

But…he can’t stop calling me, cause he knows that he belongs to ME… And HE pressed for me to tell this story here (just check my comments on the post below)… So I guess HE has to deal with the fallout (if any) that comes from me posting his dirty lil secret here on my blog. So…you asked for it, pussy boy! *Smiles*

And for future reference…no matter what the ads say? What happens in Vegas DOESN’T always stay in Vegas. Lol…. Also for future reference? if I’m not the only girl in your life? Be smarter than pussy boy and make it a regular habit to delete your internet history? *Giggles*

So, back to my title. Cuckolds really do have more fun! In a manner of speaking, anyway… You REAL men are always asking me what my cuckolds get out of the whole thing. Asking me why my cuckolds settle for lesser treatment, no orgasms, blue balls, and chastity. I always answer when you ask me, but most of the time it’s different for every cuckold guy. I mean, for example: Not every REAL man who calls me for a blow job fantasy is looking to cum on my face, right? Some guys want to cum in my mouth…some want to spray their load on my tits, some guys want to start with me sucking, but want to end by cumming in my tight lil pussy. See how it’s the same, but can be SO different?

It’s the same for my cuckolds! Some are turned on by the thought of watching me fuck another guy in front of them… Some like the idea of eating cream pies after another guy has cum inside me… Some like the thought of being cut off and denied pussy forever because they know they don’t deserve to be inside me ever again.

Every guy, every fantasy, is different and interesting and unique. That’s why I LOVE any and ALL roleplays and straight sex with REAL men just as much as I love teasing and torturing my cuckolds.

But I digress. Even though EVERY fantasy is unique, and EVERY guy is different, there is ONE thing that’s the same about ALL cuckolds. No matter what the particulars are, no matter what the motivation is, the one thing that all cuckolds have in common is this: They know how to LISTEN to women. Not just listen! They know how to listen, evaluate, and tailor their fetish to what will make the woman MOST excited. And so…even though they have to deal with long periods of chastity, and the concept of sharing with REAL men who have REAL cocks. *Giggles* Even after all that, they have a certain skill set that serves them *very* well! Cuckolds know how to make women happy. They know that they have to do it with their personalities, because they know that their cocks can’t do it for them. LOL! So, until they take their pants off, they’re able to get almost ANY woman into bed.

Don’t laugh! I’m serious! Cuckolds have the right mindset to pull ANY chick they could ever want! It doesn’t usually end well, cause they can’t fuck for shit and their cocks are usually too small…but still! The skills learned from being a cuckold bitch are totally useful! Which is how my sweet pussy boy ended up “having more fun” in Vegas a couple of weeks ago.

Chatting with a hot lil redhead at the bar (read: asking her why the guy who just walked away turned her off.) Buying her a few drinks (read: getting her liquored up so he could make his move.) Getting introduced to her husband (read: finding a kindred spirit, so he knew exactly how to play her cause he knew all her husband’s weak points.) Drinking enough to make sure he’d be numb (read: making sure he wouldn’t cum too soon.) Taking her up to his hotel room….and then fucking her silly until the wee hours of the morning. I mean it! He really did! HE had to kick HER out in the morning because he had stuff to do! Crazy, right? She had NO idea that he’s an absolutely NO stamina cuckold bitch in real life! I was shocked too! But…his pick up skills? WOW. He’s like a machine! Would any of you REAL men have been able to close the deal in 30 minutes or less? Really? Do you think so?

I think these skills are TOTALLY born of his usual cuckold stature. I think he took advantage of the opportunity, and decided that he was up to the task. I also think, that no matter how many times I make him go 30+ days without cumming, or smear precum on his own face, or wear panties to work just to prove his devotion to me… I think that his REAL man weekend earned him a few points in my eyes. AND, it proves that cuckolds CAN have more fun. If they have enough balls to reach out and go for it? They totally do! I’m still not letting pussy boy cum till sometime in March, but hey! A+ for effort, right? Lol…

Moving on…. I spent 2 hours at the gym Monday afternoon. 30 minutes of torture with Mr. M, then 45 minutes on the treadmill, then 30 minutes of extra leg work on the machines. I swear, it’s so crazy! Like, I’m dying while he’s working me out, then I’m dying a little bit more all through my cardio (I’m trying this interval training routine that’s taking my mind off it, though) and then I’m volunteering for more pain when I’m all done???!! It’s nuts, I know. But I feel so like, STRONG, and happy when I’m finished… It’s the closest thing to sex that I’ve ever felt, so I’m gonna keep doing it. *Blushes*

After that, I decided to do my part to stimulate the economy. Bought myself a new mini stereo system, a new IPod dock, 2 cd’s, 4 pairs of shoes, some new Hello Kitty/MAC makeup, and some new panties. It’s my job to be a good American, right? I should spend LOTS of money on myself to help the struggling retailers… *Giggles* And I’m going to keep doing my part… I’m going out tomorrow to buy myself a new sleep number bed!

And I guess that’s it! It’s 4am here now, and I should probably close this so I can take some calls before I go to sleep. I spent 3 hours with my pussy boy tonight, and after a *large* yummy cash treat from him, I’m thinking I should probably go to sleep soon. Maybe another hour or so, and then I’ll log off to get some sleep for my Princess day. Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go…

This one’s from my new friend, Mr. Legs, but you can also read it on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:

She definitely deserves all the great reviews and high ratings, guys. My new favorite.

SO sweet! (TY, my luv! ) Call me if you’re still up, guys! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Wednesday night after Midnight. Bye for now!

Anyway…back to my apology. It’s the usual thing that most of you get frustrated with, and that is: My schedule. I know, I’ve written at least a million posts about it, cause I keep trying to work on it, and I keep trying to be more punctual. But no matter how hard I try, it never seems to work out the way I plan! *Pouts*

The thing is….I used to get tons of emails from you guys, asking me if I could be available, or if I am available, or asking when I’ll be available. In that scenario, I only have to shuffle around my life and my plans…which is difficult sometimes, but not impossible.

But NOW, I’m not getting those emails. NOW, I’m getting emails asking how long is my call going to be, how long am I going to be available, do I think my call is going to last past “blank” AM. Which means, that you guys are actually looking for me during my scheduled times. You’re just not able to get me cause I’m already on the phone! And I HATE missing you when you’re looking to play with me!

Which leads me to my apology. Cause I’m fully aware that phone sex can be kind of an immediate need. So the fact that you’re willing to wait for me to become available, and take the time to email me to find out how long you have to wait… That’s SO fucking cool and it means so much to me! But it makes me feel bad to know that some of you are waiting for hours and hours and falling asleep before I finish a call and you actually get to play with me. *Frowns*

I’m sure it would be WAY easier if I was logged on every second of every day! But I’m not… I have a life, I have stuff to do, and so my hours are really pretty limited. Add to that, the fact that some of my favorite guys are like, totally tuned into my schedule…so they call me the moment I log onto Niteflirt. Which means that even if I am available, you may have to wait your turn.

My point, is that I apologize. I know it can be frustrating, but isn’t it part of my charm that you have to wait for me sometimes? *Giggles* That brings me to my thanks, actually! Those of you who always make an effort to find me when I’m supposed to be taking calls. Those of you who go out of your way to be first in line when I’m available, and arrange calls with me when I’m already busy, and pay attention to my schedule so you never have to go too long without playing with your favorite girl. You already know who you are, but I’ll mention my current favorites again just cause I feel like it.

My pussy boy, for obvious reasons… (We’ve talked almost every day for YEARS and still I completely adore you! I really hope you meant it when you said 22 days of chastity was worth it…cause we’ll be doing it again VERY soon! TY for the *large* yummy cash treat tonight, btw…) My sweetheart roleplayer Gun, who’s made it his mission to make me cum so many times in a night that I’m exhausted for anyone else! Lol… (TY for always being SO awesome, my luv! I got the yoga mat and some other prezzies from my wishlist today, and I can’t wait to get the rest of them!) My sweet Dr. J (Expect my email soon, sweetheart…I had SO much fun when we talked this weekend! I miss you already…) And my lil perv CNC (I need MORE info, you know that! Find me this week so you can give it to me!) I have other favorites, but these are the main ones for this week.

So like I said. My apologies, and my thanks. If you’re one who’s deserving my apologies? Please understand that my schedule is limited, so if you want me? You have to catch me when you see me! So if you see me available, or even if you see me on alerts~call me! If you’re one who’s deserving my thanks…just keep doing what you’re doing! *Smiles*

Moving on… I didn’t want to mention it till now, but this past weekend I was horribly sick! I never want to tell you guys when I’m sick until I’m feeling better…. Especially if I’m taking calls! Surprisingly, sickness never seems to effect my voice, so I never want to scare you off and make you think you’re going to call up and get some hoarse, throaty voiced dragon on the phone. LOL! But yeah…I have that damn sinusitus again, so I’ve been taking antibiotics since Friday. I’m feeling WAY better now, but Super Bowl isn’t quite the same when you can’t have any alcohol, you know? Even WORSE when the game is actually here in town, but you’re not feeling awake enough to drive down to do all the fun events and stuff! Can you believe Super Bowl was here in Tampa and I couldn’t even drag my ass out of bed to go down to the NFL Experience??? Seriously!! *Pouts* Very sad.

Luckily, like I said, I’ve been feeling better today. Which means that I went to the gym to let Mr. M kick my ass (UGH! Totally upper body today…so tricep dips and deltoid fly and incline press and then crunches and planks and core work… Did I say UGH?? Lol…) And tomorrow is Pilates class…and Wednesday is more Mr. M torture… But in the middle of all that is Princess Day! So….lots of shopping, mani/pedi, and I think I deserve a massage! Don’t you? I may just have a massage tomorrow just cause I feel like it. *Hmph* LOL!

And tonight, I’m still up and taking calls on Niteflirt! It’s almost 4am right now, and I think I’m going to stay up taking calls till 5 or 6am EST. So if you’re still up, call me tonight! Let’s see if I have some favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my sweetheart Gun, and you can also find it on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:

Wow, Kylie really take my breath away tonight. We tried a fantasy that we haven’t try before and did she bring it. Life is truly good when I spoke with her. Blue birds are flying, stars are in my eyes and Kylie’s orgasmic scream still ring in my ear

SO sweet! Remember, if you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Wednesday after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

Next, I never post quizzes that I’ve found on other blogs! Again, my blog is all about ME. Which means, that everything I write is usually original and unique, cause it’s always my ramblings about stuff that’s rattling around in my head. *Smiles* To make up for this, I’ll give credit where it’s due and say right out that I found this quiz on Zen Fetish, which is the internet home of Angela St Lawrence, the oracle of all things fetish, fem dom, and expert fantasy roleplay. I love her, you’d love her, and if you’re ever looking for a good time when I’m not around? Make sure to check her out.

As I said, I have my reasons for going against my usual rules and doing all these “firsts”. So I’ll just go ahead and post the damn quiz so I can get to them, K? *Smiles* Here it is.

Seriously??? I belong in the EIGHTH level of hell?? Wow. *Blushes* I always think of myself as such a good girl! Well, a very naughty good girl, but still! They also said this:

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Yeah… See? It’s SO not nice! This is why I had to post it. Cause I honestly can’t believe that just because I like to make my tight lil pussy cum…I like to fuck even though I’m not married…I like to fuck girls, I like to spend money, I like to be spoiled, and I like violent movies and video games… Just for that I deserve the eighth circle of hell??? Lol…. I’m consoling myself with the knowledge that most of you would be right there wth me. I hope so, anyway! *Giggles* Take the quiz so I don’t have to feel evil all by myself? Pretty please?

My other first is that this week, I started Pilates classes. Most of you know that I’ve been hitting the gym SUPER hard lately, and being introduced to a whole new level of pain by my trainer Mr. M. WHY in the world I decided to add onto the torture by adding pilates, I’ll never know. (So don’t ask! Lol..) I don’t know, I guess I just thought that if I’m going to be super athletic fit girl these days, then I should fill up all my extra time with fit girl type activities. Especially those that let me buy lots of tiny new workout clothes! *Smiles* So…from now on I’m doing private Pilates classes on Tuesdays and Saturdays, and then my normal PT sessions on Mondays and Wednesdays. Pilates is actually not that painful, just takes a lot of coordination, so it’s going to be a learning process for me. But I like it LOTS so far! So we’ll see how it goes. You know how I hate schedules, so who knows how long it will last… I’m going to try it for a month or two at least, though.

So, what else… I’ve been teasing pussy boy LOTS this week, so of course he’s been spoiling me with LOTS of *large* yummy cash treats! I actually sent him to bed with TRUE blue balls on Monday. Meaning, not just me verbally teasing him, but actually making him play with his Fleshlight for an hour or so and then making him stop. Then letting him beg, and saying no. Then making him start all over again! *Evil grin* I’ve decided that guided masturbation/tease and denial is totally a rush and one of my favorite things! Seriously, it was so hot, I had to stop myself from going to get my favorite vibe and cumming while we talked… The only way I stopped myself was by remembering that guys who don’t deserve to cum themselves, CERTAINLY don’t deserve to hear ME cum, right?! Right. *Giggles* Either way, it was lots of fun and I can’t WAIT to do it again!

What else… Pretty normal Princess Day, just a mani/pedi and a bit of shopping. AWESOME pedi though! (My toes are iridescent blue with white tips…kinda like a blue and white french pedicure.) Also, YUMMY calls with real men, OMG! My sweet roleplayer Gun~ looong yummy call with 4 (count em, 4!) orgasms for me AND lots of wishlist prezzies! (Ty SO much for the surprises, sweet man! You always know exactly what I want most! I’m wondering if you’ve been shopping for me again tonight, though? Either way, I can’t wait till we play again…)

My new bf Dr. J…who’s always so shy and reticent at first, but once I get him going, we BOTH cum buckets! (Don’t forget what you brought up, my luv…I’m not going to quit teasing you about it so you might as well get it over with already. *Smiles*) My stroker CNC for a few long rounds of PTV emails (I’m actually back and forth with him right now…) and LOTS of yummy cash treats! And my master AF~WOW had it been forever! Almost an hour of him making me a crazy, begging lil slut. *Blushes* AND lots of cumming for your sweet lil girl! So like I said…I’ve been having LOTS of fun!

Let’s see if I can find favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my old favorite FS, and you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:

How did I ever go this long without talking to my favorite girl Kylie? It’s funny, it doesn’t matter how long it’s been in between our calls, she ALWAYS knows my voice, she’s ALWAYS happy to hear from me, I can hear the smile in her voice from the first hello. Kylie is the standard all Niteflirt girls should aspire to. She’s my very favorite, the best of the best

And I guess that’s it! This post has turned into MORE than a novel, so I’m going to close it now. I’m available and taking calls now…but it’s just after 4am EST, so probably only for another hour or so. I’m still totally horny, so if you’re still up? Call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me Thursday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

So…it’s Monday night and I’m actually at my computer at a decent time for once. (I know! But stranger things have happened…lol…) I thought it would be fun to do another TMI Tuesday for you, so I’m going to share it below. These questions are written in a kind of…confusing manner….so I’ll do my best.

1. What is the greatest age difference between between and a SO? Older or younger?

I guess this means between me and a significant other? Does that have to mean long term? I’m guessing yes, if they’re significant and all. Okay. The biggest age difference for me was 14 years. And of course I was younger.

2. What is the greatest age difference between between and any sexual partner? Older or younger?

I don’t know if I should answer this one…it’s kind of embarrassing. But you all know I’m into new and strange sexual experiences, right? K. But brace yourself. The biggest age difference between a sexual partner and me was (drum roll please) 65 years. And again, of course I was younger. *Blushes* Yes, it was for money, but it *totally* still counts! Lol…

3. Have you started your holiday shopping? Is it done?

Yes, and yes. Most of my shopping was (as usual) for me, but I did finally get the Christmas spirit and bought my last prezzies this afternoon.

4. What are the chances there will be a “naughty” present under the tree this year (either from you or for you)?

None. I bought no naughty presents, and I can’t really think of naughty presents I need. I mean, come on~my lingerie drawer is stuffed to overflowing, my porn collection is *sick*, and I own ummm….9 vibrators already? *Giggles*

5. What is your favorite holiday song?

Oh, jeez…do I even have one? I like “White Christmas”, I like “Silver Bells”, and “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. I don’t really play a lot of holiday music though…it kinda has to sneak up on me on the radio.

Bonus (as in optional):Do you have a preferred time of day to have sex? If so, why?

I don’t really have a preferred time, but I know what time I DON’T want to. And that’s in the morning. I HATE morning sex! I have to wake up, and run to the bathroom, then I need to brush my teeth (no way am I having sex with morning breath) and then there’s the whole waking my pussy up thing… I don’t know why, but it’s like, almost impossible for me to cum until I’ve been up moving around for a couple of hours. So yeah…no mornings EVER. Other than that, I’m pretty open. *Grins*

And I guess that’s it. It’s almost 1am, and I’m in an awesome happy mood! Which is kinda surprising, cause I’m sooo sore! I stayed at the gym for like 2 hours this afternoon cause I had all this crazy energy I wanted to burn off. I did my usual 45 minutes on the elliptical, but then I decided to do 30 more on the recumbent bike. On level 10. Yeah. Then of course, I thought it might be fun to try some weight machines, which I rarely do. I’m gonna start doing them more often, but OMG ouch! And just for future reference, the adductor was created by the devil. I decided that today. Lol…

Anyway. I’m sore but super horny! So if you’re up and you feel like playing, call me tonight. Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go…. This one’s from my sweetheart Gun, and you can also find it on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:

After a long and depressing 2 weeks of missing Kylie, I finally get my life smooth enough to call her. We had such a good time tonight. And she seems to be extra naughty tonight too Although I like to hog a lot of time with her, I really recommend Kylie to everyone. But please take some time to know her and let her know you. Trust me! You will know that Kylie is truly one in a million.

And I guess that’s it! I should be available and taking calls till 4 or 5am or so. And remember, if you don’t catch me tonight, I won’t be back till Wednesday after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

I’ve just been super busy lately. Pussy boy has needed lots of my attention….which always makes it harder for you guys to find me, I know… But he’s so damn entertaining! LOTS of *large* yummy cash treats, lots of tease and denial (cause he SO doesn’t deserve an orgasm anytime soon) and sometimes when I really want to fuck with him? I make him play high stakes Yahoo word games with me. LOL! Of course, I always win… And then of course I win an appropriate “prize”…lol… Did I mention he’s so entertaining? Lol… This is why he’s my very favorite cuckold. Useless in the fucking department, but pathetically useful in SO many ways! *Giggles*

I’ve also been working out every day and meeting with my new personal trainer. Only 2 sessions with her so far, but OMG do I need like, a recovery period after each time!! It’s incredibly painful, and I hate every minute of it… But it’s SO worth it, you know? Maybe in a couple of months I can brag that I’m finally benching more than 10 pounds. (Don’t laugh! It’s a process….and I’m getting there. *Smiles*)

Ummm…what else… OH! I’m SO excited cause I’m going to see Carlos Mencia next Sunday night!! This will be my first live standup show, so I seriously can’t wait. You should know in advance though, that because I actually have to wake up at a decent time on that day? I’m going to have to go to sleep at a decent time the Saturday before. So next Saturday, 11/29/08, I’ll be logging on to Niteflirt at like 10pm EST, and logging off by 5am EST. I know, I don’t do so well with schedules, but I’m really going to try! So look for me semi early next weekend!

Jeez, now that I’m doing the whole “recap” thing, I have so many things to tell you! I added 2 new girls to my Barely Legal Phone site, so you totally have to check that out if you have time. Also, I’ve been trying my hand at making some videos…as some of you have already seen. I’m kind of a perfectionist, so I don’t want to release the full length ones until I know for sure that I love them! But I will let you see one of my first attempts by clicking the button below. It’s only $8, and it’s a teaser video I KNOW you’re gonna love! It’s me getting all wet and naked in the shower…

And I guess that’s it! It’s almost 8am now, but I should be available and taking calls for another 1 or 2 hours. So if you’re still up and you haven’t called me yet? Call me and make me cum before I go to bed! Tonight has been awesome so far… My sweetheart Gun, my old favorite TR, and a few other new guys who have been SO much fun! And speaking of new guys, I’m going to share my favorite feedback from one of them below. You can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:

Kylie has the yummiest voice i have ever heard . she knows exactly what to say and how to say it …mmm i will definitely be calling a 3rd time and a 4th time and a 5th time lol

So I guess it’s bye for now! If you don’t catch me this morning, look for me on Monday nght after 10pm.

PS I almost forgot! Thanks for all the wishlist prezzies!! (Especially you, Gun…you know I adore the DVD’s you sent!!) I can’t WAIT for Christmas!! You guys are spoiling me rotten! Bye again!