Not in a bad way! No, most definitely not bad… But you guys are seriously SO amusing sometimes! And even more amusing~the fact that it’s a gender thing, meaning my statements apply to ALL of you…lol… Let me explain.
So. You know I’ve been doing the gym thing lately…I work out 6 days a week, 3 of those days with my trainer Mr. M, but the other 3 all by myself. And since it’s been almost a month~you’ll be happy to know that not only can I finally do my weight training PLUS 30-45 minutes on the elliptical, but I’ve also upped my bench/incline press to a respectable weight. *Smiles* No, I’m not telling you how much, it’s only respectable cause I’m a girly girl with weak arms! I’ll start sharing exact amounts when it passes “respectable” and becomes “impressive”. Lol….
Anyway, I digress. Now that it’s been a whole month, I’ve finally reached a point where I can pay attention to what’s going on around me. As opposed to being focused on how much I hurt and wiping all the sweat off my face and feelling like I’m dying. 
So, now that I’m paying attention…I’m starting to notice that guys are checking me out! Like looking at my ass in my tiny shorts, eyes following me wherever I go, like seriously checking me out! *Giggles* But that’s not even the fun part…
There’s one guy in particular who’s like, planning his workout around me. Like, he used to always end up doing dips right by where I stretch when I’m done. I always used to smile and say hi, cause he is kinda my type…lol… But once I realized it was a pattern, I started pretending I didn’t see him. So after 2 days of that, what does he do? Now he positions himself on the incline press that’s directly on the way I always walk out. So I see him today, and he’s all grunting and sweating cause he’s lifting…. I smile and say hi. And then the weights come crashing down, he sits right up and starts walking after me to ask how I’m doing. LOL! And I’m laughing my ass off, cause could he be any more obvious? But I control myself and I say, “Fine. How are you?” And keep walking and ignoring him to say goodbye to my trainer and leave. I did look back once I was at my car, and he was still watching me…
So like I said, boys are SO fucking funny! To be honest, I actually plan on fucking this guy. Eventually. I’m gonna do it, but it has to be on my terms. Which means, he’s going to have to fucking crawl first. *Giggles* I’m going to keep playing my flirty games…I’m going to keep on ignoring him…I’m going to make it my mission to drive him absolutely CRAZY while he gets up enough nerve to go for it. Just because I can. As pussy boy always tells me, girls have ALL the power. But JEEZ, it wouldn’t be so absolute if you guys would make it a little more difficult once in a while! Lol… I’ll keep you posted…
Speaking of pussy boy~and SILLY boys, for that matter… Not only has he sent me *large* yummy cash treats every single night this week. Not only has he submitted himself to 3 weeks of chastity just to make me smile. As of last night, he’s officially locked himself into his chastity belt!! AND he’s sent me pictures! AND he’s sent me the key!! OH I can’t even find words to tell you how awesome it is! ACTUALLY owning him long distance. ACTUALLY knowing that he can’t cum without permission! Seriously, it makes me wet. *Blushes* This is why he’s silly though…cause if he thinks I’m EVER going to send him his key back after feelng this feeling? He’s VERY mistaken… Lol….
Like I said, even though you boys are silly sometimes, lots of you are also really sweet. My plaything PG…who I’ve been ignoring for a couple of weeks, but who sent me $200 last night to beg my forgiveness even though we hadn’t talked in forever! ALL the wishlist prezzies from pussy boy, and my sweetheart Gun, and my anonymous Mr. S., and all the ones that I haven’t received yet… I’ll say it again, I LOVE it when you spoil me! It makes me very happy sweet lil girl…
It’s after 3am now, so I’m going to close this so I can get off alerts and be completely available and taking calls. I should be up till 6am or so, so if you’re up and horny? Call me tonight! I’ve been teasing pussy boy all night, so I haven’t made my tight lil pussy cum since yesterday. *Pouts* Maybe you could help me out with that?
com-pre-hen-sion/ [kom-pri-hen-shuhn]
~capacity of the mind to perceive and understand; power to grasp ideas; ability to know.
Yep, that’s what it means. Comprehension… It’s so cool to know that not only do so many of you *get* the word, but that you obviously read my posts here! I say that gfe phone sex goes both ways, and you guys start exhibiting boyfriend behavior! Asking me how my day is, and even leaving sweet feedback
I say that I like for you guys to be real people, and you start telling me what gets you off. Without me having to interrogate you! *Gasp*! I know!! Crazy, but true! Unexpected, but SO very much appreciated!
I tell you it’s my Birthday, and the wishlist prezzies start arriving like crazy!! I got my awesome new digital universal remote and my folding screen/room divider from my pussy boy…along with 2 *LARGE* yummy cash treats! And my *wonderful* portable GPS and carrying case from my sweetheart Gun… Not to mention the Amazon gift cards (plural) from Mr. Luv… And the 11 or 12 more wishlist prezzies on the way from who knows who else! Can I say it again? I loooove being spoiled!! I love it, it’s so much fun, and honestly, it makes me horny. *Blushes* Knowing that you think of me highly enough to buy me prezzies AND send me tributes, even when we’re not talking? It SO seriously makes me wet!!
So…thank you for all of the above. TY TY for being so awesome and actually listening!! I’ve said it before, but I have the best callers in the whole wide world! Comprehension. It’s a very good thing, and a skill that some of us still need to work on. *Giggles* Ah, well. Baby steps, right?
Anyway, speaking of comprehension…I should be pretty clear. It’s not only something I expect from you~no double standards here! It’s also something that I offer you in return. Those of you know know me well, you already know this. Those of you who are just getting to know me…kepp reading.
Comprehension, otherwise known as “listening and understanding”… For me, that’s part of the whole point of phone sex in the first place. Definitely it’s essential for gfe phone sex! Like, when we’re actually talking…whether we’re doing the get to know you thing, or the show and tell fetishes thing, or even if we’re jumping right into the let’s get eachother off thing. How can we cum together if I don’t know what you like? How can I know what you like if I don’t listen to what you tell me? How can I get to know you if I don’t retain and remember what you’ve told me over time?
If I don’t practice comprehension, I can’t! If I don’t listen, I can’t! Which is why, no matter what, I always listen to everything you have to say! (God, I sound like I’m quoting my website now! Lol… But still.) I know I’ve done a whole post about fantasy artists vs. gfe phone sex…and I thought I was pretty clear when I wrote it, but just in case I wasn’t, let me clarify. I’m a gfe phone sex girl, NOT a fantasy artist. I want to cum WITH you, and talk WITH you. I can’t get off if I have to talk *at* you.
However…gfe phone sex does NOT mean anonymous moan and groan phone sex!! I may not be a “fantasy artist” per se… But I listen, I retain, and I comprehend. (Remember? My original point was “comprehension”! *Smiles*) I listen to you, I make your fantasy mine, I make it REAL. I guess you can’t completely comprehend (I know, overkill now, but it’s the best word choice, lol) if you’ve never played with me. Those of you who know me, know just how REAL I can make it feel! And if you haven’t played with me yet? You have NO idea what you’re missing!
I’m going to close this now, cause it’s almost 7am EST and I need to finish up my night and hop in bed for some well deserved Princess rest. If you’re still up, call me! If you’re not, look for me after 11pm on Saturday. Bye for now!
I started writing this post with the sole intention of thanking my pussy boy. Why, you ask? Well, because! Because although he’s made it pretty apparent that he can NEVER satisfy me sexually… And even though he allows me to send him on countless humiliating assignments with very little complaint….lol… And even though his name (pussy boy) is TRULY well deserved for a million different reasons… He STILL manages to exhibit REAL boyfriend behavior. Quite often, actually! *Smiles*
Not only did he spoil me for my birthday in excellent, extravagant style, (Several wishlist prezzies.) On top of that, he called me tonight for his usual dose of “LARGE yummy cash treat for me but no cumming for him”, lol…. But he also wrote me the sweetest, most thoughtful, most time intensive email that anyone’s ever sent me! Explaining why he chose each gift and why he loves me so much in a totally sweet and funny way, and wishing me a happy birthday. I want to post it here, but not only is it super long, it’s kinda something special I wanna keep all for myself. *Grins*
I’m mentioning it to say THANK YOU to pussy boy for being so thoughtful!! (No matter how inadequate you are, you’re one of the sweetest guys I know! AND you’ll *always* be my favorite cuckold! No matter how many times I win!! TINSEL baby…TINSEL!!) But also to demonstrate to the rest of you that THAT is true boyfriend behavior!
Now. I know that some of you get it already. I understand that even though GFE phone sex is one of my favorite things….it’s definitely not the only thing that turns me on! However…as I said. GFE phone sex is one of my favorite things!! So just in case some of you are wondering…gfe phone sex goes both ways! If you really want me to be your phone sex girlfriend (and you want to be one of my favorite guys), here are a few tips. *Smiles*
If that’s the case, I think of you as my hot phone sex friend with benefits. Which is TOTALLY fucking hot, but a TOTALLY different thing! We’ll cum together and all that, and I look forward to it! But you can’t expect me to flip the “gfe switch” if our relationship isn’t like that…. It just doesn’t work that way. *Pouts*All that said…there are LOTS of you who constantly exhibit boyfriend behavior! Lots of you who already get what I want, and how to make me TRULY horny, and who understand what I’m getting at here. GFE phone sex goes both ways!! So for you guys (you know who you are… *Blushes*) I say thank you. For those of you who don’t quite get it yet? Read the above and figure it out asap!! *Giggles*
It’s after 6am and I’m going to sleep soon… I TOTALLY didn’t mean for this post to be so long, but I got carried away and it happens. I’ll be available and taking calls for another 20 mins or so~after that, look for me on Wednesday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!
So…it’s Monday night and I’m actually at my computer at a decent time for once. (I know! But stranger things have happened…lol…) I thought it would be fun to do another TMI Tuesday for you, so I’m going to share it below. These questions are written in a kind of…confusing manner….so I’ll do my best.
1. What is the greatest age difference between between and a SO? Older or younger?
I guess this means between me and a significant other? Does that have to mean long term? I’m guessing yes, if they’re significant and all. Okay. The biggest age difference for me was 14 years. And of course I was younger.
2. What is the greatest age difference between between and any sexual partner? Older or younger?
I don’t know if I should answer this one…it’s kind of embarrassing. But you all know I’m into new and strange sexual experiences, right? K. But brace yourself. The biggest age difference between a sexual partner and me was (drum roll please) 65 years. And again, of course I was younger. *Blushes* Yes, it was for money, but it *totally* still counts! Lol…
3. Have you started your holiday shopping? Is it done?
Yes, and yes. Most of my shopping was (as usual) for me, but I did finally get the Christmas spirit and bought my last prezzies this afternoon.
4. What are the chances there will be a “naughty” present under the tree this year (either from you or for you)?
None. I bought no naughty presents, and I can’t really think of naughty presents I need. I mean, come on~my lingerie drawer is stuffed to overflowing, my porn collection is *sick*, and I own ummm….9 vibrators already? *Giggles*
5. What is your favorite holiday song?
Oh, jeez…do I even have one? I like “White Christmas”, I like “Silver Bells”, and “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. I don’t really play a lot of holiday music though…it kinda has to sneak up on me on the radio.
Bonus (as in optional):Do you have a preferred time of day to have sex? If so, why?
I don’t really have a preferred time, but I know what time I DON’T want to. And that’s in the morning. I HATE morning sex! I have to wake up, and run to the bathroom, then I need to brush my teeth (no way am I having sex with morning breath) and then there’s the whole waking my pussy up thing… I don’t know why, but it’s like, almost impossible for me to cum until I’ve been up moving around for a couple of hours. So yeah…no mornings EVER. Other than that, I’m pretty open. *Grins*
And I guess that’s it. It’s almost 1am, and I’m in an awesome happy mood! Which is kinda surprising, cause I’m sooo sore! I stayed at the gym for like 2 hours this afternoon cause I had all this crazy energy I wanted to burn off. I did my usual 45 minutes on the elliptical, but then I decided to do 30 more on the recumbent bike. On level 10. Yeah. Then of course, I thought it might be fun to try some weight machines, which I rarely do. I’m gonna start doing them more often, but OMG ouch! And just for future reference, the adductor was created by the devil. I decided that today. Lol…
Anyway. I’m sore but super horny! So if you’re up and you feel like playing, call me tonight. Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go…. This one’s from my sweetheart Gun, and you can also find it on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:
Although I like to hog a lot of time with her, I really recommend Kylie to everyone. But please take some time to know her and let her know you. Trust me! You will know that Kylie is truly one in a million.
And I guess that’s it! I should be available and taking calls till 4 or 5am or so. And remember, if you don’t catch me tonight, I won’t be back till Wednesday after 11pm EST. Bye for now!
You know, I think I’m finally starting to get a handle on this whole “chastity” thing. And when I say “handle”, I mean, “relate to”. And it’s kinda backwards, cause although I’m starting to understand, I could NEVER think it’s a good idea for *my* orgasms to be controlled. Lol… I know, I’m sounding scattered now, so I’ll explain. Actually, I think I’m allowed to be a little scattered after 2 mind blowing orgasms…but still.
So. I spent the last 2 almost 3 days sans orgasm. No touching my clit, no playing with my vibrator, and no calls cause I wasn’t logged on. What can I say? I was doing the Thanksgiving thing with a few of my friends, and we were at my house. And as most of you know, my favorite vibe sounds kinda like a jet engine….so there’s no sneaking away into my bedroom and making my pussy cum even if I do feel horny enough to do it.
Before that, I spent my Monday and Wednesday with pussy boy, and not even really teasing him. Well…we had a lil wager and he lost. And his punishment was to spend 2 more weeks in chastity just cause I think it’s fun. (He should know better than to bet me…I always win.) So, between him and a couple random financial domination guys (gotta love guys who call me at $3.99/min just to be taken advantage of! *Giggles*) Your sweet lil girl was definitely in need!
Lucky for me… My sweetheart Gun took care of that for me and then some tonight!! WOW do I love yummy orgasms!! And I especially love HOT phone sex roleplays! The crazy thing was…I came like 3 times in oh….about 15 minutes. *Blushes* I NEVER cum that hard, that fast, that many times. What I’m coming to understand though, is that *delayed* orgasms? Can be SO much hotter! Seriously. I really can’t remember the last time I came that hard!
I wish I could say that I’ll wait that long again to test my theory….but it’s impossible. Unless I try it during hurricane season when my power goes out or something. But still…food for thought.
Moving on…I finally got most of my Christmas shopping done this week. Granted, the main person on my list every year is ME, so it’s usually not too difficult. But I’m thrilled cause I got to do most of it online, which meant I didn’t have to brave all those crazy crowds and nutso traffic! It seems some of you have been shopping for me as well… I don’t know yet who bought me the most recent wishlist prezzies, but whoever you are, thanks so much in advance!!
And I guess that’s it! I’m only going to be taking calls for another 2 hours or so, so I probably shouldn’t have taken all this time out to write… I just felt like it, I guess. I really feel like staying up later!! But I have to get to bed at a semi decent time (6am or so EST) so I can wake up not cranky to get ready to go see Carlos Mencia tonight. YAY!! I’m so excited!
If you’re still up and horny, call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Monday night after 11pm. Bye for now!
