You know, I think I’m finally starting to get a handle on this whole “chastity” thing. And when I say “handle”, I mean, “relate to”. And it’s kinda backwards, cause although I’m starting to understand, I could NEVER think it’s a good idea for *my* orgasms to be controlled. Lol… I know, I’m sounding scattered now, so I’ll explain. Actually, I think I’m allowed to be a little scattered after 2 mind blowing orgasms…but still. 
So. I spent the last 2 almost 3 days sans orgasm. No touching my clit, no playing with my vibrator, and no calls cause I wasn’t logged on. What can I say? I was doing the Thanksgiving thing with a few of my friends, and we were at my house. And as most of you know, my favorite vibe sounds kinda like a jet engine….so there’s no sneaking away into my bedroom and making my pussy cum even if I do feel horny enough to do it.
Before that, I spent my Monday and Wednesday with pussy boy, and not even really teasing him. Well…we had a lil wager and he lost. And his punishment was to spend 2 more weeks in chastity just cause I think it’s fun. (He should know better than to bet me…I always win.) So, between him and a couple random financial domination guys (gotta love guys who call me at $3.99/min just to be taken advantage of! *Giggles*) Your sweet lil girl was definitely in need!
Lucky for me… My sweetheart Gun took care of that for me and then some tonight!! WOW do I love yummy orgasms!! And I especially love HOT phone sex roleplays! The crazy thing was…I came like 3 times in oh….about 15 minutes. *Blushes* I NEVER cum that hard, that fast, that many times. What I’m coming to understand though, is that *delayed* orgasms? Can be SO much hotter! Seriously. I really can’t remember the last time I came that hard!
I wish I could say that I’ll wait that long again to test my theory….but it’s impossible. Unless I try it during hurricane season when my power goes out or something. But still…food for thought.
Moving on…I finally got most of my Christmas shopping done this week. Granted, the main person on my list every year is ME, so it’s usually not too difficult. But I’m thrilled cause I got to do most of it online, which meant I didn’t have to brave all those crazy crowds and nutso traffic! It seems some of you have been shopping for me as well… I don’t know yet who bought me the most recent wishlist prezzies, but whoever you are, thanks so much in advance!!
And I guess that’s it! I’m only going to be taking calls for another 2 hours or so, so I probably shouldn’t have taken all this time out to write… I just felt like it, I guess. I really feel like staying up later!! But I have to get to bed at a semi decent time (6am or so EST) so I can wake up not cranky to get ready to go see Carlos Mencia tonight. YAY!! I’m so excited!
If you’re still up and horny, call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Monday night after 11pm. Bye for now!
You guys are probably used to it by now, but I still can’t believe that I’ve started slacking so much on my posts! 
I came to my blog to find something, and I saw that it’d been like, *forever* since I wrote anything of any importance. So~totally my bad. And I hope you guys have missed me appropriately. *Smiles*
I’ve just been super busy lately. Pussy boy has needed lots of my attention….which always makes it harder for you guys to find me, I know… But he’s so damn entertaining! LOTS of *large* yummy cash treats, lots of tease and denial (cause he SO doesn’t deserve an orgasm anytime soon) and sometimes when I really want to fuck with him? I make him play high stakes Yahoo word games with me. LOL! Of course, I always win… And then of course I win an appropriate “prize”…lol… Did I mention he’s so entertaining? Lol… This is why he’s my very favorite cuckold. Useless in the fucking department, but pathetically useful in SO many ways! *Giggles*
I’ve also been working out every day and meeting with my new personal trainer. Only 2 sessions with her so far, but OMG do I need like, a recovery period after each time!! It’s incredibly painful, and I hate every minute of it… But it’s SO worth it, you know? Maybe in a couple of months I can brag that I’m finally benching more than 10 pounds. (Don’t laugh! It’s a process….and I’m getting there. *Smiles*)
Ummm…what else… OH! I’m SO excited cause I’m going to see Carlos Mencia next Sunday night!! This will be my first live standup show, so I seriously can’t wait. You should know in advance though, that because I actually have to wake up at a decent time on that day? I’m going to have to go to sleep at a decent time the Saturday before. So next Saturday, 11/29/08, I’ll be logging on to Niteflirt at like 10pm EST, and logging off by 5am EST. I know, I don’t do so well with schedules, but I’m really going to try! So look for me semi early next weekend!
Jeez, now that I’m doing the whole “recap” thing, I have so many things to tell you! I added 2 new girls to my Barely Legal Phone site, so you totally have to check that out if you have time. Also, I’ve been trying my hand at making some videos…as some of you have already seen. I’m kind of a perfectionist, so I don’t want to release the full length ones until I know for sure that I love them! But I will let you see one of my first attempts by clicking the button below. It’s only $8, and it’s a teaser video I KNOW you’re gonna love! It’s me getting all wet and naked in the shower…
And I guess that’s it! It’s almost 8am now, but I should be available and taking calls for another 1 or 2 hours. So if you’re still up and you haven’t called me yet? Call me and make me cum before I go to bed! Tonight has been awesome so far… My sweetheart Gun, my old favorite TR, and a few other new guys who have been SO much fun! And speaking of new guys, I’m going to share my favorite feedback from one of them below. You can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:
Kylie has the yummiest voice i have ever heard . she knows exactly what to say and how to say it …mmm i will definitely be calling a 3rd time and a 4th time and a 5th time lol
So I guess it’s bye for now! If you don’t catch me this morning, look for me on Monday nght after 10pm.
PS I almost forgot! Thanks for all the wishlist prezzies!! (Especially you, Gun…you know I adore the DVD’s you sent!!) I can’t WAIT for Christmas!! You guys are spoiling me rotten! Bye again!
Yep, it’s official. The end of the Summer is finally here. *Pouts* I know most people think that it never gets cold here in Florida, and to be honest with you….compared to how cold it gets in the rest of the country? It really doesn’t. But 60 degrees is WAY too fucking cold to be on the beach in a bikini! So, since I won’t be doing any more outdoor shoots anytime soon, I thought I’d share one of my more recent pics with you. And I hope you like
It’s just after 6am now, and I usually wouldn’t write this late (you all know that by now.) BUT, I wanted to share that pic with you… And I wanted to explain about the post below, just in case you were interested. I originally had it up as a normal post, but I decided that the subject matter was just WAY too offensive to have right up there front and center. So I put it behind a password to protect the eyes of the easily offended. Be forewarned~it’s all about one of my small penis humilation guys, and it has pictures to document the smallness in all it’s nasty glory. If you’re still interested, the password is: seriously. If you have a sensitive stomach, just skip it and save yourself. Really. I mean it. *Giggles*
I’ve spent most of my night with my sweetheart roleplayer Gun (Ty again for the SUPER yummy call, Mister! I should let you put me on the spot more often! Lol.. TY again for the wishlist prezzies!) And my sweetie PG…who’s probably going to wake up and hate himself in the morning when he realizes just how drunk he was and how much cash he blew on me tonight. LOL! (Forced Intoxication is SO much fun!)
Other than that…I’m still up and feeling horny!! So if you’re still up~call me tonight!! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on MOnday after 11pm. Bye for now!
So I originally thought I wouldn’t find time to write tonight. Mostly cause I spent way too much time talking to my girlyfriends…and shopping online…and downloading new stuff on ITunes. Seriously, for once I was actually at my computer at like, 11pm, and still I ended up being a bad lil procrastinator! Lol…. So yeah~I wasn’t going to write, but then I looked and saw that the last time I posted was like a week ago. And when I go that long, you guys start to miss me, right? *Giggles* (You have to say yes even if you don’t really mean it…that was almost a rhetorical question…) And so~here I am at just after 1am on a Saturday night.
Anyway, let’s move on to my random stuff. First, remember when I said I was going to Game 6 of the World Series? *Pouts* That really sucked. I was sooo looking forward to it, too!! I guess I had to know that there was the possibility that the series wouldn’t go that far, but still. I’ve been pouting over it, so I haven’t been answering my guy’s phone calls since like, Thursday. (I know, it’s not his fault, but I have to be a brat about it so he’ll feel like he has to make it up to me. *Giggles* It’s all good.)
Hmmm…what else…I’ve been busy doing updates on my Barely Legal Phone and Phone Sex Girlfriends sites, so if you haven’t looked at those in a while, you should totally check them out! I’ve added some new girls, and I’m always blogging over there.
Beyond all of that, I’ve also been pretty busy playing with you guys on the phone! WOW has it been a crazy fun week! My pussy boy of course, for LOTS lof looong yummy calls. And *large* yummy cash treats for me, too~but that’s kind of a given, right? *Giggles* He’s officially in the “doghouse” till he corrects his bad behavior, so no more orgasms for him till I fucking SAY so. And the way it’s looking, he’s going to be waiting a loooong time. (I accept your apology, but you still have a ways to go, Mister… Don’t disappoint me.)
I should do favorite callers while I’m on this subject, though… Let’s see… My sweetheart Gun (WOW did I have so much fun cumming with you!! TY for calling early…I would have missed you *way* too much if I’d had to wait till next week! Make sure you tell me what you thought of DK, okay?) My Jman, who devoted an entire hour to just making ME cum! A small scene, just a little intro, and then it was ALL orgasms for ONLY me!! I mean, I did make him cum at the end, but…I almost felt like I should apologize for being so selfish! Wait~I DID apologize! Lol… (That was a *totally* welcome break from the norm, sweetheart….TY again for making my night!)
Who else…my lil pervert masturbator CNC. Even though he’s such a compulsive stroker~he amuses me. And I send him paid mail after paid mail… And he keeps paying and stroking… I keep him up stroking till I’m ready to go to sleep, which is usually pretty fucking late! And he never complains, he just begs for more! *Smiles* Speaking of which, I should share some of his feedback as my favorite this week. I’ll post it below, but you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:
Kylie drives me wild with the filthy hot erotic fantasies that come from her amazing dirty MIND. SHE MAKES me pant and jerk off SO FAST. I am OWNED by Kylie. I reccomend you take advantage of her written fantasies and request a hot erotic email about your favorite naughty subjects.
Lastly….I kind of hesitate to tell you guys about this cause I don’t want to scare you off. (I HATE mentioning this kind of stuff! *Frowns*) But apparently…your sweet lil girl is pretty sick. I feel fine! But I was kinda thinking that I may be coming down with something, so I decided to go to the doctor this afternoon. And yeah~I’m sick. Painkillers and antibiotics and everything type of sick. But like I said~I feel fine, my voice is fine, I don’t feel sick, and besides, I’m taking my meds. So since I still feel okay, I’m having a glass of champagne (I know! But I feel like it. So sue me) and staying up all night to play with you like I always do on Saturday nights. I’m only mentioning it because even though I’m going to rest all night Sunday night…you never know how I’m going to feel on Monday. So if by some chance of fate you don’t see me online on Monday night, you’ll know why.
But I figure…that’s even more incentive to call and play with me tonight, right? To make sure we get to cum together just in case I totally crash on Monday! Lol… I’m still horny…and I haven’t made my tight lil pussy cum since…wow. Since Friday. So call me tonight! I’ll be up till 6 or 7am EST. Bye for now!
