Laptops are BAD!

Hi guys So everything is finally back to normal around here…as you read yesterday, I guess. I got to sleep in again (finally!) and then I woke up and had a long, yummy Green Tea bath (courtesy of B12~TY sweetie!) and then I went to the gym to run on the treadmill for about an hour. It’s kind of weird though…I got so used to having my Mommy here, I kind of miss her now that she’s gone. She’s off work till the New Year though….and as she’s been proving already~if I miss her, she’s just a phone call away! Or two phone calls. Or three or four even….I think at last count, it’s been SIX phone calls today~LOL! I don’t mind though…I really do miss her. But still!

But even though she keeps calling me, I barely have time to answer her calls cause you guys are keeping me and my wet lil pussy busy the last two days!! (NO complaints!! Keep reading.) I don’t know if it’s cause you missed me cause I took so much time off while she was visiting, or if you’re all just getting your “Kylie fix” before New Year’s….but either way, I LOVE it!! I’ve said it a million times, but I LOVE it when you guys keep my phone ringing and my pussy cumming!! ADORE it, to be completely honest!! So TY

Let’s see if I have favorite callers….from today, my sweetheart SS, who (as usual) made me cum SO fucking hard!! Like 2 or 3 times, actually….(So TY, sweetie!) And from yesterday, my sexy Irish guy~who I was missing terribly so I’m so glad we finally played again! (Remember what I said, sweetie~it’s hard cause it’s you…but still liked it, didn’t you?) AND, last but never, ever least, my master AF, who’s being such a kind master lately!! Like it wasn’t enough that he spoiled me ROTTEN for Christmas, OR that he always makes me cum SO hard with the yummy hypno trigger words that I love so much….he ALSO left me my favorite feedback, which I will share below. (I LOVED reading it, my luv~TY!!!) You can also read this on my Anything Goes Listing:

Kylie don’t you ever leave for that long again. I can’t take it. This girl is too hot and freaky to be taking time off like that. This hot slut is the best there is!!

So…it started getting cold here again this week…. Understand that “cold” is kind of a relative term for me, cause since I moved to Florida, I’m totally freezing my ass off at like, 50 degrees. BUT, since I had to turn my heat on, and I was SO super horny last night, having wet dreams again and stuff~I started thinking about this article I read a while back about how more babies are conceived in the fall cause men’s sperm count rises in the winter time? So I wanted to chek and see if I remembered that statistic correctly, but I ALSO wanted to see if cold weather has any effect on women.

I didn’t find the original article, and I couldn’t find anything about women, but I did find this one…..which DID confirm my thoughts….but it also said this:“Experts know that hot work environments, tight-fitting underpants, prolonged sitting, and use of laptop computers can all increase scrotal temperature.” WHAT?? I already knew that cold weather increases sperm count cause of the whole tight fitting clothes thing….or the absence of, rather. But using laptop computers makes your sperm count go down?? Really?? I don’t get it…. Why?? The article doesn’t elaborate…so anyone who finds more knowledge on this subject is MOST welcome to leave me a comment and/or a link here so I can check it out.

Oh! And from this point forward? Laptops are BAD!! NONE of you are allowed to look at my site or my listings or think about calling me while using your laptop computer unless absolutely necessary!!! I mean it!! I like you as horny as is humanly possible before you call to cum with me!! *Giggles*

I’m available and taking calls now, probably till 9 or 9:30pm EST. So call me tonight!! I’ll be waiting…..

Take my clothes off….

Hi guys No, I’m not quite available yet, but I will be very shortly, I promise!! I just thought I would take a second and write you a note before I logged on today…seeing as I didn’t get a chance to write yesterday. I know, I know! Don’t spank me! *Giggles* You guys just kept me SO busy all last night, I didn’t even log off till…what, 11pm I think? But, like I always say, no complaints here!! Thanks for cumming out to play with me, you guys

Let’s see…do I have favorite callers….umm…my MWAllan, and WOW was that a sexy looong call!! A few of them, actually! I don’t get to play with him so often anymore, so I LOVE it when he has time to play with me. And make me cum. Quite a few times! *Smiles* (Anyway, TY, sweetie!! I can’t wait till we play again!)

Lots of other calls, but not too much written feedback. *Sigh* Except of course, my DarkSoul….who not only made me cum so hard so many times I was literally sweating my ass off by the time we were done, but also left me my favorite feedback, which I will share below. You can also read this on my Anything Goes Listing:

Thanks to my work schedule, it had been far too long since I talked with my lovely, naughty girl Kylie. I must say it is always nice to have naughty fun with her. She’s in a class all her own, and those of you who have talked with her know what I mean. 5 (meeeelion) stars for Kylie! xoxoxo

So SO sweet of you, my luv….TY!! (And don’t make me wait that long ever again if you can help it, Mister!! Lol…) All in all though, it was a GREAT night!! I don’t think I can even count how many times I made my tight lil pussy cum….like 9 or 10, maybe? So after that I just fell into bed exhausted.

I had kind of a lazy morning today, actually….just talking to my mommy and watching, “Footballers Wives”…took a nice loooong purple bubble bath and shaved my pussy all sweet and clean the way I know you like it. And THEN I had to wade through my wordpress here before I could write to you guys because apparently, I’ve become quite a target for spam. Like you know how when you guys leave me comments, no one can see them till I moderate and approve them? Well, I guess it’s a really good thing I have it set up that way….cause all these website owners keep spamming my journal with stuff like, “Buy Ambien!” or “Asian Lesbians!” and all kinds of crazy crap like that.

I don’t think they actually read my journal before they spam me….but it’s SO annoying to have to read through and then delete 15 comments every day from strangers trying to market their crap on my site. So just in case any of them ARE reading right now, please cut it out! Please? I’m never going to approve your comments. I promise!! Just FYI though…comments are still always welcome from you sweet guys who call and play with me!! And my phone sex girlfriends for that matter! Just so you know….your comments still do always make me smile.

Okay, well I guess that’s it!! I’m going to be available and taking calls soon….let’s say by…3:55pm EST. Until at least 9pm EST. So if you’ve missed me, or you had trouble getting ahold of me last night~or if your cock is just super hard for me this afternoon? Call me tonight!! Just a little visual for you before I go: I’m wearing a black tank top with spaghetti straps (no bra) and black boyshort panties. I’m totally willing to take all of it off for you though…all you have to do is call me and ask! *Giggles*

Bye for now!

Copping a Feel….

Hi guys I’m just logging on to be available and taking calls, so I thought I’d write you a quick little note before it gets too late. I just got out of the yummiest pumpkin pie scented bubble bath (courtesy of my favorite weatherman, of course~TY, sweetie!!), so since my phone’s not ringing just yet, I decided to read some news on the internet.

NOW, I should warn you, that when I read news on the net, it’s usually sex related stuff. I just feel like, what’s the point of reading regular news when I’m on the PC? If I want regular news, I’ll just watch it on TV and save myself the effort of having to type stuff, right? I know, that sounds lazy, but I mean it!! Really it’s probably just that whole nympho thing I’ve got going on….if I’m on the computer, I have to be looking at sex stuff….the internet is for porn after all, right? *Giggles*

Anyway, I was looking at this site, PervScan (fitting title, isn’t it? Lol) and there were actually LOTS of articles that caught my eye. But one of them in particular drew my attention, so I thought I’d share it with you. Apparently, “a Finnish court jailed a couple in their twenties for more than a year for charging a 74-year-old who suffers from dementia a total of 25,500 euros to enjoy the woman’s breasts on 10 occasions”. You can read the rest of the PervScan article here. But here’s a small excerpt: “The pensioner filed charges against the couple, who were convicted of extortionate overcharging, even though he told the court he paid the price willingly at the time.” (Again, thanks to PervScan for the quote.)

So this super old guy really wanted to “cop a feel” so to speak, and he thought it was worth about $2500 USD each time he did it. Okay, the price does sound a little exorbitant! Although I should ask…what exactly IS a “reasonable price” to touch breasts in Finland? Anyway, the point here, the thing that really made me laugh, is that afterwards, he was so offended by the thought that he had been ripped off, that he took it to court! That means he retained a lawyer, made a formal complaint to the Finnish equivalent of a district attorney, and actually filed charges!! Can you imagine? Don’t most of you guys, when you spend more than you planned to an whatever sex endeavor crosses your mind, just chalk it up to experience and try to budget better next time? Would you ever have the balls to go complain to the court and try to get the girl with the nice tits fined or JAILED??

WOW. Reading that really freaked me out..cause the courts actually found against her!! And she actually went to jail! Just for using what god gave her and getting paid for someone to admire her tits!! (And having the kindness to cut her husband in on the deal! *Giggles*) Insane…. I already thought it was pretty crazy over there in Europe….but jeez! Anyway, I just thought you guys might find that article interesting.

So, I’m going to end this now, cause my phone is starting to ring! YAY!! Hopefully you guys will ALL decide to call and play with me tonight!! (And leave me some feedback, maybe? You guys are forgetting about that lately….) I’ll be available and taking calls all night, until at least 9pm EST, possibly later. If I stay on later, I’ll write here again to let you know, cause you know tomorrow is Princess Day! So after tonight, I won’t be back till Wednesday.

Bye for now!!

I’m SO spoiled and LOVING it!

Hi guys WOW, am I such a happy girl today!! Well…wait. To be honest, I woke up really cranky cause I got woken up too early….these people across the street from me were mowing their whole lawn using a weedwhacker? Is that how you spell that? I’ve never had one, so I’m not sure…anyway, what kind of sense does that make?? Aren’t those things only supposed to be for weeds? Like small jobs? UGH! Anyway, so I was so cranky, but then I got the mail, and I got some more stuff I bought online…a new CD (Justin Timberlake, which I don’t like, even though I wanted it so bad) some new bras (in crazy colors too! Pink, and turquoise, and bright green. I know, it sounds crazy…but I had to match some panties I bought last week.) AND, more Hello Kitty panties!! OMG, they’re so cute…they have her face on my hip, and then across my ass it says, “Hello, Kitty!” I love them! *Smiles* They’re official issue too….

Okay, so I didn’t think the day could get much better…but then my sexy Irish guy did what he does best…doing favors for me to get me all happy and smiling like he always does so well! (Thanks SO much again, my luv!) And THEN, I just went to check my wishlist? And someone’s been spoiling me rotten again!! That particular someone, this time, would be my sweet, sweet, amazingly sexy weatherman (I know it was you…don’t even TRY to lie so you can surprise me when we speak next, mister….you gave yourself away with your choices so I KNOW it was you! And thank you, thank you SOOO much!!) And now, not only do I just love the lots and lots of prezzies that are on their way to me…I am now officially at five whole pages of wishlist prezzies!! Just over 5, actually! (There’s twenty on each page…so you do the math.)

BOY, am I a spoiled rotten lil girl!! You realize, of course, that I’ve only seen a few girls’ wishlists who have received as many prezzies as I have…and THEY were all financial dommes….I.E., give me all your money, I rape your wallet and take your whole paycheck? Like that. And since I’m not really a “full time” financial domme….you get my point. Spoiled brat? Yes. Hard core domme princess? Unfortunately, no. I keep telling you guys how I love your constant attention and devotion…I’m going to have to add more stuff to my wishlist now!! I’m getting cleaned out again!

So….did I mention you guys are so good to me? WOW are you so good to me!! You’ll be happy to know, that this round of spoiling your sweet lil girl has put me in an incredibly horny lil mood! I swear, getting new prezzies makes my pussy wet!! *Giggles* And I’m available and taking calls right now~until at least 9pm EST. I’m listening to Nelly Furtado (a gift from my master AF a while back….where has he been anyway? It’s been a while…) and wearing some of the new stuff I bought yesterday~a *very* low cut peach cotton tank top with spaghetti straps and black boyshort panties. *Very* sexy, I promise! Hopefully, you’ll all decide to make my happy day even happier and call me tonight? Make me cum a few times with my new toy, maybe? I guess we’ll see….

Bye for now, guys!!

How HOT am I? :)

Hi guys So, I guess you can see by the time that I’m already logged off for the night! I’ve been taking calls all afternoon/evening, but I’m on my way out the door to go to a club with Erin. We’re going solo (no guys) so who knows if I’ll actually get fucked tonight! Lol…. I guess we’ll have to wait and see….

I’m going to write another longer entry tomorrow~hopefully I’ll have some favorite feedback to share? *Giggles* Cause I did have some yummy, HOT calls tonight…. Either way, I’m going to leave you with this little quiz I found earlier. I’ll post my results below, but you should take the quiz yourself by clicking the link under the graphic and leave me a comment to tell me how hot YOU are!!

You Are Super Spicy

You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy. You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!

Don’t you agree? *Smiles* I am most definitely a whole lot of sexy!! At least that’s what they tell me…. Lol… Have fun tonight, guys!! Look for me tomorow after 3pm EST.

Xoxo, Kylie