It was to good to be true. *Sighs* I had an awesome time at Carlos Mencia on Sunday with a couple of my friends… It was a good show, he’s one of my favorite comedians, so no matter what, I’m really glad I went. The only problem was, it was completely sold out and the seats at the venue were pretty cramped. Which meant I had this creepy guy leaning closer to me the whole time and resting his leg up against mine. *Frowns* Of course I had to just deal with it, cause I was too short to see over people’s heads in the other two seats. Lol… Anyway, we stayed in Tampa to have dinner and drinks till pretty late, but I was still in bed by like 4am.
Since I went to bed so early (I know, I know…but you guys know I keep a crazy schedule) I was up by Noon the next day. Decided to hit the gym first thing and worked out for an hour…then I had all this crazy energy going on, so I decided to shower and then go have a massage and a facial. Which was heavenly, btw! (All the more so cause my sweetie PG paid for it all. 
) And after I got home, I spent all night Monday being monopolized by my pussy boy. I think he’s on like…day 8 or 9 of chastity? *Giggles* So LOTS of teasing but NO cumming, and of course a *large* yummy cash treat for moi.
On top of all that, wishlist prezzies keep getting delivered!! I guess I get my Christmas early this year, and you guys are spoiling me rotten!! New pillows, and 1000 tc sheets for my bed, and books, and CD’s, and today the MOST awesome prezzie ever!! A brand new, super expensive Dyson vacuum from my wonderful sweetheart Gun!! OMG is this thing so fucking cool!! And even though I’m slightly “mechanically challenged”, I managed to put it all together all by myself so I could use it asap. (TY so much Gun!! I loooove it!!!)
And if the thought of me getting this excited over a vacuum cleaner sounds weird to you…picture me using it in just a tiny tank top and panties. Cause that’s exactly what I did. Better visual, huh? I thought so.
So all in all, it’s been a pretty awesome few days. Except for the part where I woke up on Tuesday morning with this horrible cough and achy head and runny nose. *UGH*. See why I said it was too good to be true? Yes, your sweet lil girl is sick again, and I haven’t even been around any sick people! Before this last month, I hadn’t really been sick in like 2 years! 
I’m thinking I must have caught it from yucky lechery guy at the concert on Sunday, but who knows. All I know is that I want it to go away soon. *Sighs*
I went to the Doctor yesterday, so I’m all medicated and actually feeling a lot better now. My voice is surprisingly unaffected, but I just don’t know if I can be sure that I won’t start coughing and sounding horrible in the middle of a call. For that matter, given how many meds I’m on, I wonder if I can even stay awake late night like I usually do? Lol… I don’t know yet, I’m going to reevaluate the situation a little bit later tonight. Like at 10pm or so, I’ll make up my mind.
So…there’s a possiblity that I may log on later for a few hours. If I do that, I’ll be on by Midnight at the latest. If I don’t, you can look for me on Saturday night as usual. I’m going to end this now so I can curl back up in my Hello Kitty blanket, have some soup, and watch some “Doctor Who”. And I guess we’ll wait and see how I feel in a bit. Hopefully I’ll be feeling up to it, cause I haven’t made my pussy cum since Monday night! And you know I hate to go so long without cumming… *Giggles*
Bye for now!
You know, I think I’m finally starting to get a handle on this whole “chastity” thing. And when I say “handle”, I mean, “relate to”. And it’s kinda backwards, cause although I’m starting to understand, I could NEVER think it’s a good idea for *my* orgasms to be controlled. Lol… I know, I’m sounding scattered now, so I’ll explain. Actually, I think I’m allowed to be a little scattered after 2 mind blowing orgasms…but still.
So. I spent the last 2 almost 3 days sans orgasm. No touching my clit, no playing with my vibrator, and no calls cause I wasn’t logged on. What can I say? I was doing the Thanksgiving thing with a few of my friends, and we were at my house. And as most of you know, my favorite vibe sounds kinda like a jet engine….so there’s no sneaking away into my bedroom and making my pussy cum even if I do feel horny enough to do it.
Before that, I spent my Monday and Wednesday with pussy boy, and not even really teasing him. Well…we had a lil wager and he lost. And his punishment was to spend 2 more weeks in chastity just cause I think it’s fun. (He should know better than to bet me…I always win.) So, between him and a couple random financial domination guys (gotta love guys who call me at $3.99/min just to be taken advantage of! *Giggles*) Your sweet lil girl was definitely in need!
Lucky for me… My sweetheart Gun took care of that for me and then some tonight!! WOW do I love yummy orgasms!! And I especially love HOT phone sex roleplays! The crazy thing was…I came like 3 times in oh….about 15 minutes. *Blushes* I NEVER cum that hard, that fast, that many times. What I’m coming to understand though, is that *delayed* orgasms? Can be SO much hotter! Seriously. I really can’t remember the last time I came that hard!
I wish I could say that I’ll wait that long again to test my theory….but it’s impossible. Unless I try it during hurricane season when my power goes out or something. But still…food for thought.
Moving on…I finally got most of my Christmas shopping done this week. Granted, the main person on my list every year is ME, so it’s usually not too difficult. But I’m thrilled cause I got to do most of it online, which meant I didn’t have to brave all those crazy crowds and nutso traffic! It seems some of you have been shopping for me as well… I don’t know yet who bought me the most recent wishlist prezzies, but whoever you are, thanks so much in advance!!
And I guess that’s it! I’m only going to be taking calls for another 2 hours or so, so I probably shouldn’t have taken all this time out to write… I just felt like it, I guess. I really feel like staying up later!! But I have to get to bed at a semi decent time (6am or so EST) so I can wake up not cranky to get ready to go see Carlos Mencia tonight. YAY!! I’m so excited!
If you’re still up and horny, call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Monday night after 11pm. Bye for now!
I just got this in an email from an old friend of mine, so I thought I’d share it with you! Hope you like it as much as I did…
Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!
10. Talk about a huge breast!
9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
7. That’s one terrific spread!
6. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
4. Don’t play with your meat.
3. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
2. How long will it take after you stick it in?
And, the Number #1 thing you can only say on Thanksgiving:
1. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
LOL! Like I said, hopefully it gave you a little laugh. It’s after 5am right now, and since don’t plan to be taking calls later, I’m going to stay up till 8am or so to see if any of you are just waiting to get your Kylie fix. *Giggles* Actually….depending on how my day goes, I may log on to take calls super late night, like after 11pm EST. We’ll see how it goes. Actually….I should give you guys an “estimate” of my schedule for the next few days:
Thursday: ?? Possibly 11pm-3am EST
Friday: OFF
Saturday: 10pm-4am EST
Sunday: OFF (I’m going to see Carlos Mencia!! YAY!!)
Anyway…so there you have it. I’m going to close this now so I can finish up my web stuff (my pussy boy has TOTALLY monopolized all of my time so far tonight!) But I do hope you all have an awesome turkey day….and I hope you have some time to call me sometime soon! Bye for now!
You guys are probably used to it by now, but I still can’t believe that I’ve started slacking so much on my posts! I came to my blog to find something, and I saw that it’d been like, *forever* since I wrote anything of any importance. So~totally my bad. And I hope you guys have missed me appropriately. *Smiles*
I’ve just been super busy lately. Pussy boy has needed lots of my attention….which always makes it harder for you guys to find me, I know… But he’s so damn entertaining! LOTS of *large* yummy cash treats, lots of tease and denial (cause he SO doesn’t deserve an orgasm anytime soon) and sometimes when I really want to fuck with him? I make him play high stakes Yahoo word games with me. LOL! Of course, I always win… And then of course I win an appropriate “prize”…lol… Did I mention he’s so entertaining? Lol… This is why he’s my very favorite cuckold. Useless in the fucking department, but pathetically useful in SO many ways! *Giggles*
I’ve also been working out every day and meeting with my new personal trainer. Only 2 sessions with her so far, but OMG do I need like, a recovery period after each time!! It’s incredibly painful, and I hate every minute of it… But it’s SO worth it, you know? Maybe in a couple of months I can brag that I’m finally benching more than 10 pounds. (Don’t laugh! It’s a process….and I’m getting there. *Smiles*)
Ummm…what else… OH! I’m SO excited cause I’m going to see Carlos Mencia next Sunday night!! This will be my first live standup show, so I seriously can’t wait. You should know in advance though, that because I actually have to wake up at a decent time on that day? I’m going to have to go to sleep at a decent time the Saturday before. So next Saturday, 11/29/08, I’ll be logging on to Niteflirt at like 10pm EST, and logging off by 5am EST. I know, I don’t do so well with schedules, but I’m really going to try! So look for me semi early next weekend!
Jeez, now that I’m doing the whole “recap” thing, I have so many things to tell you! I added 2 new girls to my Barely Legal Phone site, so you totally have to check that out if you have time. Also, I’ve been trying my hand at making some videos…as some of you have already seen. I’m kind of a perfectionist, so I don’t want to release the full length ones until I know for sure that I love them! But I will let you see one of my first attempts by clicking the button below. It’s only $8, and it’s a teaser video I KNOW you’re gonna love! It’s me getting all wet and naked in the shower…
And I guess that’s it! It’s almost 8am now, but I should be available and taking calls for another 1 or 2 hours. So if you’re still up and you haven’t called me yet? Call me and make me cum before I go to bed! Tonight has been awesome so far… My sweetheart Gun, my old favorite TR, and a few other new guys who have been SO much fun! And speaking of new guys, I’m going to share my favorite feedback from one of them below. You can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:
Kylie has the yummiest voice i have ever heard . she knows exactly what to say and how to say it …mmm i will definitely be calling a 3rd time and a 4th time and a 5th time lol
So I guess it’s bye for now! If you don’t catch me this morning, look for me on Monday nght after 10pm.
PS I almost forgot! Thanks for all the wishlist prezzies!! (Especially you, Gun…you know I adore the DVD’s you sent!!) I can’t WAIT for Christmas!! You guys are spoiling me rotten! Bye again!
Yes, it’s that time again, and even though it’s super late on my Princess Day morning, I’m still up for another hour or so. So I figured…I’d share a little TMI from TMI Tuesday cause I haven’t done it in so long. So here goes:
1. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight? Never. My cell doesn’t have that feature, and even if I’m just using the screen as a light up tool? I’m only using it to see the screen itself! So that doesn’t count.
2. On a scale from 1-10, how comfy are you being naked? TOTALLY 10. I don’t ant to be naked in public or anything, but naked in private or around people *indoors*? yeah. Totally cool with it.
3. What is the longest you’ve ever been celibate after having lost your virginity? I think I went like, 10 months once way back in high school. But that 10 months was just about the time that all my friends were losing their virginity, so…lol… If we’re really counting for real? Ummm… I had some cosmetic surgery back in 2003, so I went a couple months while I was healing. And no, I won’t tell you what kind of procedure it was even if you ask!
4. Have you ever had sex in a car? If yes, since you were a teenager? YES. Not my favorite place to fuck, but I’ve done it. And to the second question…I’ve done it since I was a teenager, but that time it wasn’t with a *guy*….lol… They don’t call them sport utility vehicles for nothing! *Blushes* (What can I say? She was super HOT!)
5. When did you last use food or drink as medication? Ummm…never? Medication is easy to come by in it’s original form. And if I want to self medicate, I can find better things to do it with than food or drink!
Bonus: Name three words that:
a) get you excited: Pussy, fuck, cock (I know, I’m way too easy. *Giggles*)
b) make you squirm: I plead the fifth on this one…
c) make you laugh: This one is just too long of a list to get into! Lol…
I’ll be loging off soon to go to sleep and then enjoy my Princess day. If you’re still up, call me! If you missed me already, look for me on Wednesday after 11pm EST. Bye for now!
