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Happy 4th!!

Technically, as it’s almost 1am for me, it’s the 5th of July now. You’re all pretty much used to me always being late by now though, right? *Smiles* Either way, I hope you all had an awesome Holiday and that you’re enjoying this weekend as much as I am! I spent the day BBQing with the boys and my BGF… Not actually using the grill myself, obviously~I’ve never grilled on my own and I’d have hated to burn their house down. Lol… So supervising the cooking, and drinking mimosas and sangria, laying out in my tiny bikini cause it was gorgeous outside! And just basically enjoying the day. We didn’t do fireworks or anything, I never see the point of volunteering to go downtown for all that madness when I can see them from home! (And besides, I like sparklers better anyway. YES, I brought my own sparklers. YES, they were pink. And NO, you’re not allowed to laugh! *Giggles*)

So I got home a few hours ago, exhausted and definitely feeling the alcohol, in desperate need of a shower and a nap. Funny how my “power naps” always turn into full blown sleep when I have something I need to wake up for…lol… So of course, I overslept, and my warm, delicious shower didn’t help matters at all! Got out, put on my sexy lil jammies, and proceeded to fall asleep again in front of my laptop. And did I mention that I was up all night last night working on web stuff and trying on clothes and shoes I forgot I owned? Yeah. For some reason, I was a total insomniac last night. Which is really strange, cause we all know how much I love my Princess Rest, right? *Smiles* But I just couldn’t stay asleep for more than an hour, so eventually I just decided to get up and get some stuff done.

The good part is, I’m actually making progress on my “web projects to do list” that I’ve been procrastinating forever. AND, I’ve finally admitted to myself that I honestly own WAY too much stuff! So I’m going to put my shopping addiction on hold for a couple weeks while I weed out all the stuff that’s too old or too big for me to donate and/or sell on Ebay. Why it took me so long to figure it out when my closets have been overflowing for at least the last 2 years now, I have no idea! But it’s okay~baby steps, right? :)

The bad part is, that I’m so sleep deprived and wiped out from a whole day of sun, I don’t think there’s any way that I can take calls tonight. *Pouts* Well, I know I could try, but I’m pretty sure it would end in me falling asleep on the phone. Or talking in my sleep and saying who knows what kind of nonsense~which would be even more embarrassing! Lol… Anyway, you know my rules: I only take calls when I’m feeling happy, sexy, and horny…and when I know that I can give you the kind of awesome phone sex call that you’re used to from me. I just can’t be one of those phone sex girls who stays logged in while sleeping! Sometimes I wish I could do that, but I’m thinking you like it better my way, right? Totally focused on you and only you…remembering what we’ve talked about in the past and retaining what REALLY gets you excited so it can be even more fun the next time…. And of course, being awake enough to want to cum with you in the first place! *Grins*

So…unfortunately…*sighs*… I’m going to take the night off. But in exchange, I’m going to login to Niteflirt tomorrow (Sunday) for a few hours to try and fit in some playtime before the evening rolls around. Most likely right after I wake up, so like…11am or Noon EST? BGF and his boyfriend are coming over in the afternoon to cut and color my hair, so I’ll be available and taking calls until around 3 or 4pm. So look for me then and call me if you feel like playing! I haven’t taken calls on a Sunday in a looong time, so I’m definitely looking forward to it!

And I guess that’s it~your sweet lil girl is off to bed. Going to pop in some “Family Guy” to fall asleep to, and maybe get lucky enough to have some naughty wet dreams! *Blushes* OH, and I almost forgot! To my favorite Saturday night lover (you know who you are) I’ll IM you in a minute…but I’m hoping you might find some time late night tomorrow? If you can, I’ll make myself available especially for you whenever it works for you. :)

Bye for now, guys! And again, Happy 4th of July!

I *heart* my Princess Day!

I do! I feel kind of silly saying it though, cause I take so many days off lately… Seems like almost every day is Princess Day around here! *Giggles* But seriously, I really do! This week was perfect… Stupid doctor’s appointment (which was kinda lame, but still had it’s merits. *Smiles*) Mani/pedi with my very first cute boy manicurist, which was weird at first~some strange guy rubbing my feet and all. Eventually I started loving it though, he was hot and it started to get kinda sexy! Though I think it erases the point of having cute boy nail techs if the only thing they’ll keep on the damn TV is ESPN…lol… Anyway, I got awesome glittery pink and white french nails and toes which look completely fucking adorable! So, good stuff. :)

Then, I had dinner with a super close friend of mine from middle school. Let’s see if I can explain this backstory briefly, cause it’s kinda funny. :) K. So, I’ve known him for forever, from way back when I lived in Michigan. He’s actually the first guy who ever went down on me, but when that happened, he was kind of bisexual. He’s gay now (and he was by the end of high school) but that’s besides the point. Not only did we do lots of yummy threesomes together (among other naughty things!*Blushes*) but I’ve also had sex with both of his brothers, and of course the pussy licking thing. I gotta say, a girl always has a soft spot for the guy who first makes her pussy cum with his tongue! *Giggles*

Anyway, I digress… He lives in Florida now, has for a few years but we just recently got back in touch. AND, he has a boyfriend. Who just happens to be a hairstylist and makeup artist. So basically I just hit the gay trifecta. LOL! So we’ve been hanging out, partying a little, just basically having fun. Which is a good thing. :)

I haven’t had too much availability the past few days… Saturday night was completely monopolized by my sweetheart Gun (wonderful call, yet again, my luv! I look forward to playing with you again this weekend…) Then Monday was taken by pussy boy. He’s pretty much almost punished again though, so no worries~this week I should be a lot easier to find. And of course, still working on my million and one web projects that never seem to get finished no matter how hard I try! *Pouts* I think I have to start making my to do lists smaller. Then maybe I could actually get one finished before having to start another…

And I guess that’s it! I’m taking calls now, I’ll only be on till 4am or so but no worries! I’ll definitely be on tomorrow. I just wanted to stop in and write a quick note cause I’m really making an effort not to neglect my blog for so long ever again. (How am I doing? Are you proud of me? Lol…) I know you guys like to know what’s gong on in my life, but hopefully once I get back into the habit of writing more often, my posts will be a little more interesting. *Smiles* Anyway, bye for now!


I’ve been a bad lil girl lately. Again. Well, pretty much always~I guess I never stopped. *Giggles* But I digress! I’ve been away from my blog for like a zillion years. I’ve been super hard to get ahold of! I still take calls every other night as usual, but as I explained a couple of posts down, I pretty much get monopolized the moment I log on. And of course, the worst (or best, depending on how you look at it…lol…) is my monster shopping addiction. Seriously. I have been craaaazy this last month!

When I started planning this blog post on my way to bed last night, I started thinking like one of those Mastercard commercials. Beautiful new HP laptop with 17″ widescreen and so much RAM it makes my old laptop seem like a calculator~ $800. Tons of new skin care products from Sonya Dakar (this spa I love in Beverly Hills)~ $500. Awesome new pillows for my new Sleep Number bed~ $300. Oh yeah! My Sleep Number bed itself~ $3000. And of course the MAC makeup, and the shoe shopping at Nordstrom’s, and my hair appointments and nail appointments and facials… Anyway, the punch line: Living my life like a totally spoiled lil princess without a care in the world? Priceless. *Smiles*

I don’t know, I mean of course I totally love it! And although I hate to discuss it at all, the recession is making for some REALLY good deals. But I have to stop! Seriously! Even though wishlist prezzies have been coming all week (TY Ryan and Gun!! I adore all of them!) I still can’t stop! I was honestly driving home from the dentist this morning, and it’s a beautiful sunny day here in Florida, and I found myself daydreaming about where I could stop to spend money today. Like did I maybe want to get my car detailed? Or maybe do a walk in at my massage spa and get a foot massage really quick? *Arrgh!* I think you guys have created a monster! Yep, it’s totally your fault for spoiling me completely rotten all the time. Lol…

I’m not really complaining, you know I love it when you do. :) I’m just injecting some humor into the whole “telling you what I’ve been up to lately” deal. Cause that’s what I’ve been doing. Shopping. Lots of it. And a little bit of working out~I’m trying really hard not to hurt myself again so I’ve been taking it slow. And working on my new website, albeit very slowly! Lol… And calls of course! Mostly with pussy boy and Gun, but I’ve been busy on the phone every night. For those of you who are still trying to connect with me, there’s good news! My money pet PG and pussy boy are in the doghouse right now for not finishing assignments, so I’m not talking to either of them until they finish them. Which means, that until further notice, I should be available and taking calls on Niteflirt by no later than 11pm EST on the nights that I’m usually on. I saw on Saturday night that I missed a few appointments cause I was on the phone for 5 hours straight, so hopefully some of you will look for me the next couple nights. :)

Let’s see, what else… Oh! This coming Saturday may be a little hectic, my Mommy is flying in on Friday and she’ll be here till Monday. We’re doing hair appointments and mani/pedis and shopping and seeing “Legally Blonde”. Yep, more of my shopping addiction, but I think spending time with my Mommy definitely counts as priceless too~don’t you think? :) Anyway, I’ll still be taking calls Saturday night, but maybe not till 1am or so. Just check my status up at the top left or my Twitter box at the bottom right if you ever wanna check to see if I’m on.

And I guess that’s it! I’m going to close this now, cause it’s only 3pm (I know! So early for me! I actually woke up at 10AM today! Can you believe it??) and I want to get a walk in and maybe catch up on some reading. I’ll be taking calls by 11pm tonight, so if you’ve been missing me? Call me tonight! Bye for now!

Princess Moment…

So. Today I was at the salon getting my weekly mani/pedi. (Light pink with french tips for both as usual, for those of you who care.) Anyway, so I’m looking completely adorable in some tiny lil khaki shorts, dark pink Polo and Gucci sunglasses… My favorite Penelope Coach bag, matching Coach flipflops… (Yes, I’m totally “brand name” dropping. But you all know how completely spoiled I am, and I need to give some details so you can get a visual and try to understand where I’m coming from.)

I’m sitting in the big tall spa chair, reading a book on my Kindle and being forced to listen to the inane conversations going on around me. I *hate* loud voices in the nail salon. Like, isn’t it supposed to be a place of relaxation? :) I think so, but since I’m forced to listen, I do. Old, housewife, dumpy looking women in different varieties of sweats and mom jeans… Sitting around talking about their kids washing crayons in the laundry on accident, and the big goal at the soccer game, and the dog who won’t stop peeing on the living room carpet. Seriously! It went on and on and on, and even though I was able to block it out after 30 minutes or so, I had a total Princess moment and came to the following conclusions.

  1. I am SO not ready to be married and/or have kids! The day that that’s all I have to talk about is the day I hope I die in my sleep. Seriously.
  2. Now, more than ever, I truly understand why so many of you prefer your phone sex girlfriend (*Moi*) to…let’s just call it “the alternative”. *Giggles*
  3. Ummm… Did I mention I’m SO not ready to be married with kids? Lol… I like to think I could totally rock the sexy MILF thing by that point, but who knows? Let’s just be safe and put it off as long as possible, k? :)

Im running late as usual, but I should be taking calls by 12:30am or so. I’m thinking I’ll stay up till 4 or 5am, but we’ll see how it goes. If you’ve been missing me, call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me Monday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

PS I have to say a special hello to my new sweetie Ryan (*Hi Ryan!*) who’s been sooo sweet and patient these last few days… Sending me wishlist prezzies and tributes and buying my pics and stories and stuff while he waits for me to be available. *Smiles* (I don’t think you’ll have to wait for me too much longer, sweets… Now I’m really looking forward to cumming with you!)

Bye again!

Couldn’t resist this one! :)

You Are a Bit of a Procrastinator

You tend to get things done in a timely manner, but you can’t help but put off tasks you hate.
You have no problem getting the fun or easy stuff done. You generally enjoy taking care of responsibilities.

However, if a task arises that you dislike, it might get shelved for a long time.
And even though it’s human nature to procrastinate, your procrastination is hindering your productivity.

Take a look at the things you are putting off doing. Do they really need to be done?
Complete any task that’s important. The other stuff you’re procrastinating is probably not worth doing.

*Giggles* This one just hit too close to home, so I had to take it and share the results with you. I think they got it just about right! Lol… Ironically, I haven’t been procrastinating this week (for once). I’ve been having a pretty bad luck week though….honestly, I feel like Charlie Brwon with the raincloud stuck over my head or something! *Frowns* So maybe I haven’t had time to procrastinate cause I’ve been dealing with so much stuff? Lol…

I don’t want this to be a total downer, cause I’m actually in a pretty good mood! But my week has sucked as follows: First, I woke up Monday feeling like hell. Went ahead and showed up for torture with Mr. M., but I had to cancel my hair appointment cause I couldn’t imagine sitting prisoner in a chair for hours. So no new haircut that I was SO looking forward to! *Pouts* Then, I got home to find a message from the bed company… There was some kind of mixup with the shipment, so my bed was never shipped. Which means that I won’t be getting it till next Tuesday. *Frowns* Woke up on Tuesday, feeling worse, so I went to my Doctor. Who promptly sent me to my other doctor, I have that appointment on Friday afternoon.

So like I said…bad luck week. But surprisingly, I’ve been in a really good mood! And there were some bright spots. :) I got some wishlist prezzies from my sweetheart Gun today (I *heart* them TOTALLY!! Ty Gun!) And I played with pussy boy last night… No cumming for him and a *large* yummy cash treat for me! (Orgasm denial ALWAYS makes me smile! *Giggles*) And I’ve been planning my new website, which should be at least almost done by sometime next week. AND torture with Mr. M. on Wednesday, so my legs are totally sore, but it’s sore in a good way, you know? Like, the “I just got fucked for hours and I can barely walk but all the orgasms were SO worth it” kind of sore. Lol…

Anyway, so yeah… CRAZY week for me! I figure it can only get better, right? (*Knocks on wood*) Technically, it’s already way better, cause I’ve gotten to make my tight lil pussy cum *twice* tonight already! And it’s still early! :) I’ll be available and taking calls till about 4am EST, so if you’re still up, you should totally call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Saturday after 11pm. Bye for now!

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