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Tricked…

No, I don’t mean you, silly man! I mean my poor lil pussy boy~cause he’s the one who was TRICKED today! Lol…. And yes, before you tell me, yes I KNOW that you REAL men get tired of hearing about him and his naughty lil cuckold desires sometimes! Lol… BUT. I know it makes you laugh to hear about the funny things I make him do to please me…and he said something pretty thought provoking the other day that I just need to share and get your opinion on. K? K.

Anyway…so today was the long awaited day that I’d promised him. He’s been pretty stressed out with life in general lately, so I thought he deserved a little “reward”, so to speak. *Smiles* I kinda referenced it a couple posts down in my comments, but still. Anyway. I had promised him an orgasm today…just cause I thought he deserved one. I mean…I did make him go through a couple of days of chastity and pure torture first! And of course, he sent me another *large* yummy cash treat. :) So today, even though it was the day I’d planned, even today I made him wait an hour or so past the scheduled time before I took his call! Just cause it was fun for me to think of him waiting and wanting me all excited and all… (I’m so mean sometimes! :) )

But I finally did accept his call. Of course I acted like I had completely forgotten what day it was (*evil grin goes here*) but eventually I relented and started to toy with him. And now comes the part where I need your opinion. First, he told me that he’d been waiting for me, completely naked, (for almost 2 whole hours!!) just because he felt that was appropriate. Now~that made me smile, but that’s SO not all. THEN, he told me that he was a little bit cold. I told him to turn up the heat, but he said it was no big deal, that he’d just go get a robe. Unfortunately for him, the only robe he could find was his girlfriends purple lacy one. *Giggles* And of course, cause the visual was so amusing to me, I made him put it on… :)

That’s the first question for you. I mean, I know I’m sexy and hot and that you want to fuck me…but at the end of the day, you’re a REAL man, right? You would NEVER let me put you in a tiny lil lacy bathrobe, would you? Lol…

But I digress, as usual. :) Then, I of course proceeded to play with him and tease him for a while…but it’s like his mind is just not wired to accept that sometimes he’s just supposed to cum cause I’m letting him! He kept apologizing for touching and getting so turned on…and I kept telling him over and over that this was supposed to be a present! That for once, he was going to get to cum like real men do, right?

That’s the second question. Can you imagine trying to talk yourself out of a free orgasm from *yours truly*? Can you imagine yourself trying SO Hard to make me happy and be well behaved, that you almost end up not cumming at all? No? Yeah…I’m thinking that’s strictly pussy boy behavior… Lol…

Anyway. I finally did make him cum for me, but it was totally on accident. I was talking about cuckolding him, and tricking him into being cuckolded. Telling him how I’d pretend to be his sweet, vanilla girlfriend until he got all strung out on me…and then gradually, I’d start calling other guys in front of him. And then having other guys at my house when he stopped by. And then eventually, just fucking other guys in front of him~cause it’s really not fair for me to have to be monogamous to a pussy boy, right? Like, I deserve to have REAL men fuck me whenever I want, don’t I? *Giggles* I didn’t mean to make him cum right then! But for some reason, just the thought of being tricked into being cuckolded was too much for him to take.

And that’s the third question. Can you imagine being tricked into being cuckolded? Like actually resigning yourself to your fate as a pussy boy and just letting me fuck whoever I wanted anytime I wanted and never giving you any? Seriously! I guess at this point, I should clarify that although I’d love your answers to these 3 questions? They’re almost rhetorical questions…. Cause I KNOW that most of you are REAL men who would never stand for this kind of treatment! Lol… I do completely adore my pussy boy, but WOW do I need real man cock in my life. Without it, I think I’d go completely bonkers insane!! :)

Which leads me to the comment he made the other day that I found so apropos… He said, “I find it SO interesting that you can own me so completely, but when you talk to real men, you’re just this super slutty horny phone sex girl who loves blow jobs and getting fucked!” And while I know that probably sounds like something that would offend a regular vanilla girl? I took it as SUCH a compliment! After all, that pretty much sums me up, don’t you think? *Giggles* (Thanks for the compliment AND the yummy afternoon, pussy boy…would it shock you to know that I made my pussy cum right after we spoke? Lol…)

SO. It’s way late right now, almost 3am EST, actually…and I AM available and taking calls. Well, on alerts right now, but that’s just till I get done writing here. I’ll be completely available by 3am EST, probably till at least 5 or 6am EST. So if you’ve been missing me, call me tonight!! Let’s see if I have favorite feedback to share before I go…

This one’s from my sweetie MWAllan, who I hadn’t talked to in so long! (I missed you, my luv!) I’ll share it below, but you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:

well i recently had an amazing conversation with my favorite girlfriend of all time. mostly just talked about life and of course girls, but then, omg, we got in the mood for playtime, and wow, kylie, crazy sexy fun, like i know its been awhile and we dont play much, but holy crap its like even the smallest details are more than enough to set me off. well for all you gents reading, some of you know what im talking about and some may never be lucky enough to know. and to kylie, love ya babe, missing you already. we’ll chat again soon.

And I guess that’s it! OH! I guess I should have specified…I definitely wanna cum with REAL men tonight…but pussy boys, cuckolds, and sissies are totally welcome to call me as well! As long as you understand that I’m in charge! Lol… And remember, if you don’t catch me tonight, I won’t be back on Niteflirt till Saturday night after 9 or 10pm EST. Bye for now!

A lil TMI….

Well. It’s late Monday night, and I SO shouldn’t still be up right now! Lol… I should be going to bed now, to make sure I can wake up for my nail appointment/hair appointment/usual Princess day stuff. :) But~you guessed it! I’m still up and available on Niteflirt…and getting some pretty yummy calls, btw…lol…

Anyway, I thought I’d give y’all (showing my “transplanted” southern roots there, so don’t laugh too hard) a little TMI. And by TMI, I mean TMI Tuesday. Or in other words…silly questions that you didn’t know the answers to…that may be a little bit more…*ahem* personal…than my usual blog entries. Ready? K.

Is sex hotter for you when it’s forbidden? Or do you get wracked with guilt and it’s not enjoyable? In a word? YES!! Or in 3 words, YES YES YES!! Lol… That’s why it’s so much fun to fuck strangers…and why it was such a turn on for me to do my lil escort venture a few years ago. AND why I like to play with taboo phone fantasies now… The more forbidden, the hotter it is. Enough said.

Are casual sexual encounters fulfilling to you? Do you need an emotional commitment from your partner for sex to be fulfilling? Is this repetitive or what? Lol… Yes, casual sex is fulfilling to me…but only on a certain level. I like casual sex, but one night stands do nothing for me. I like it no strings attached, it’s all about the orgasm. LOL! But one night stands do make me feel a lil bit…dirty. Several one night stands in a row though? TOTALLY fine! *Giggles*

Do you think that with all of the online dating sites that cater to every fetish and desire and places like craigslist that it’s more difficult to make a commitment and/or stay committed to your partner? Ummm…..no? Why in the world would online dating sites make it more difficult? I mean…I guess if you MET your partner on online dating…knowing that he/she could always hop on there and find a new someone…that could make it kinda hard. But in general? NO! I actually think the internet and internet dating sites are a GOOD thing…

Have you ever joined or participated in an online dating site? If not, would you ever consider it? What about a fetish site, such as alt.com? Yes. Not since I lived in Washington DC, but yes, I have. And…I met my (ex) bf who I dated the whole time I lived there (almost 2 years) by going that route. I see nothing wrong with it. And to be honest…I think it’s kinda sexy! The guy I met online was quite honestly the BEST sex I’ve ever had! (AND he only had a 6″ cock.)

What is the weirdest fetish you’ve heard of? Hmmm…weirdest… I hear a lot! Lol… Ummm… I can only give my top 2 here. The guy who liked to be forced to give himself an enema with red wine…so he’d get wasted and pass out on the phone with me. AND…the guy who wanted me to tell him how to masturbate…and then make him cum…and then he would save his cum and freeze it to eat it for me at a later date. (This is a loaded question. This is a question that you should NEVER ask a phone sex girl! Lol…)

Bonus (as in optional): The definition of ‘fetish’ is so vague. Do you think you have a fetish(s)? If so, do you want to share what it is? ;) Hmmm…do I have a fetish? I don’t think I have one, per se. I think my fetish at any given moment is defined by the guy I’m playing with. Cause to be honest~for real fetishes, are supposed to be something that you NEED in order to make you cum. And I don’t have anything like that…I just kinda always go with the flow. So I’ll leave this answerr TBA…maybe I’ll figure it out and come back to answer it one of these days. :)

And I guess that’s it! I’m available and taking calls right now, but I only plan on being up for another 40 mins or so. So call me tonight!! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me after 9 or 10pm EST on Wednesday. Bye for now!

Shopping is good for the soul….

This post is also titled, “How in the hell is it Thursday already?!!” Lol… I was getting so good at the whole blogging on time and often thing, and I guess I somehow lost track of time cause here it is Thursday (by the time I finish writing here, it will be Friday) and I haven’t written in days! I also thought I was getting better at the logging onto Niteflirt on time according to my schedule thing…and I guess I’ve pretty much dropped the ball on that as well. *Sighs* Ah, well. Procrastination’s part of my charm, right? :) And…I’m on alerts as of like 3 minutes ago. I’ll be completely available and taking calls by like 12:30am EST.

NOW. Back to the topic at hand. Have I mentioned how much I love shopping? No, seriously. I really, really love it! So much so that about a week ago, I was telling my Mommy that I was having a hard time thinking of stuff I wanted to buy, cause I thought I already had everything! *Giggles* Anyway, you know I shop almost every week on my Princess Day, but this week? Ummm….yeah. I guess I went a little overboard. :) Shoe shopping and book shopping and then I wanted some new lingerie and then I wanted some framed prints for my office and then I wanted some new CD’s and then of course I had my nail appointment so I got some new nail polish at the salon. And then I wanted some hair products and some new makeup and since I was in the department store already, I wanted some new perfume. And then of course the grocery shopping and the wine store to pick out some new champagne… *Whew*! Yeah…after that I was done.

But seriously, I finally know why they call it retail therapy!! I wasn’t feeling sad when I started or anything, but OMG did I feel SO fucking good when I was done! And surprisingly…now I can think of at least 20 more things that I want! Lol… Luckily, a special friend (who will remain anonymous at his request) sent me a *large* e gift card from Sephora yesterday, so I can do some more shopping online tonight in between playing with you guys.

Anyway, in case you hadn’t noticed, Princess Day was awesome this week! Not only did I have SO much fun shopping, but I also got an awesome pedicure AND watched a couple of pretty good movies with the guy. Awake, which I know the critics didn’t like, but there’s such a huge twist in the storyline? I loved it! And 30 Days of Night, which I also liked, even though it seemed a bit unbelievable. I mean, if you watch your boyfriend turn himself into a vampire, do you really sit there with him giving him kisses and waiting for the sun to rise? Or do you run like hell and hide in a basement or something till you know he’s dead and not going to drink your blood and kill you? LOL! Seriously, though! Just seemed silly to me. Both are definitely worth watching though~if you get a chance to check them out.

Now, on to favorite callers. :) First, there’s my PeeWee. Yes, that’s what I call him, and for obvious reasons. *Giggles* But even though he has such obvious and unacceptable “shortcomings”, lol… He has to be mentioned first because he’s the reason for my crazy shopping spree this week. Last Saturday, not long after I finished writing here last, my poor little PeeWee called to play with me. Tiny weewee in hand, he kept trying to resist me, kept saying he had never stayed on the phone that long before…but as I took control of that pathetic lil thing, I also took control of his wallet. Which just happens to be much bigger than his cock. LOL! So hour after hour passed by…and by the time I was done teasing and owning him and ready to put him to bed? It was 9 in the morning and he had contributed quite considerably to my lil shopping budget. *Smiles* Poor lil peewee…he has no idea what’s in store for him and I can’t wait to see what happens when he finally figures it out. LOL!

Who else…my pussy boy of course~I think he’s due for an orgasm one of these days. We’ll see how well he pleases me this coming week, and I’ll consider it. My favorite FS (thanks so much for the gift, my luv! I forgot to mention it when we spoke, but I got it and I love that you thought of me!!) My new sweetheart the Painter (I still owe you an email, mister~I promise I haven’t forgotten! And you still owe me a painting! I meant that!! Lol…) Also, thanks so much to all of you who left me tips/tributes after our calls! They’re never necessary, but always so much appreciated!! Makes a girl feel special and appreciated, you know… *Smiles*

And I guess that’s it! It’s actually 12:50 right now, so I’m already a bit later than I originally thought. *Blushes* But it’s okay! Cause it’s Thursday, which means it’s one of my late nights, which means you can call and play with me to your hearts content all night long! :) I should be available and taking calls till at least 4 or 5am, maybe later if you guys are still calling. And…I haven’t made my pussy cum all day long! So maybe…if you’ve been missing me…one (or more!) of you could call and help me out with that?

Bye for now!

Catching up…

So, have you missed me? *Giggles* I know, I left you on the edge of your seat wondering what I ended up doing on Tuesday night. And I’ll give you the abridged version… Suffice it to say that between recovering from Tuesday, and staying up late playing with you guys for the last few days, I just haven’t had much time for blogging. :) But I digress, as usual. Erin did come into town to party with Amanda and I~and it was so good to see her! I swear we spent the whole first hour just catching up and reminiscing about stuff…but I think Amanda felt kind of left out. So we finished getting dressed and went out to the bar. Or should I say bars plural? Lol…

First to this little pub close to my house to sit outside on the patio and enjoy cheap drinks, but then it was kinda boring and the crowd was just lowkey and boring. So then we went to a gay bar that I used to go to all the time when I first moved to Florida. Obviously, it wasn’t our usual night out, cause the guys we were meeting were way more interested in buying drinks for eachother than for us! *Smiles* But it was cool, we still had fun. Just drinking with some guys we met (well….lots of guys we met…), and dancing (to house music, which I usually don’t like) and some more drinking. (I told you that’s what we were going to do, remember? Lol…) Then we went back to my house. And no, nothing naughty went on after that! Honestly, we were so hammered that we all went straight to bed. Erin slept with me and Amanda slept in my guest bedroom.

I just hated to see them leave in the morning! I feel like I never get to see them anymore and doing girly stuff without my girlyfriends isn’t quite as much fun, you know? *Sighs* I think Amanda will be back here for the summer after school gets out though…so we’ll see. We’ll hope, I should say! :)

And after that, the last couple of days have been pretty normal. Do my walk in the morning (the term “morning” is used loosely~my morning starts at about Noon-1pm), tease my pussy boy in the afternoon, then stay up late having yummy phone sex with you guys all night! *Giggles* I like that when I say my day was “normal”, it involves 8 or 10 orgasms and yummy cash treats! Lol… Let’s see if I have favorite callers to mention… My favorite FS, of course (I know I lost track of time again, my luv…but I promise I didn’t forget! TY for the yummy call!) My WildCat, who I hadn’t played with in sooo long…I swear, I love really detailed and elaborate roleplays, especially when the guy I’m playing with really lets me get into the story! (I missed you, Mister! Hopefully we’ll get to play again sometime soon!) My sweetheart TR (That was a hot one, wasn’t it? You know I love it when you let me take advantage of you… *Smiles*)

My favorite feedback, is from a new friend, I don’t know what to call him yet, so I’ll skip that part for now. :) But I’ll share the feedback below~you can also read it on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:

If you are sitting there trying to decide who to phone make it Kylie she is truly amazing. If you don’t call her you are missing some of the best phone fun ever!

And I guess that’s it! It’s 10pm EST right now, and I should be available and taking calls by 10:30pm or so. (At least on alerts.) So if you’ve been missing me, call me tonight!! Tonight is supposed to be one of my late nights, so I’ll probably be on till at least 4am, possibly later. Either way, I can’t wait to play with you! So look for me if you’re still up…

Bye for now!

Boys are funny :)

And no, I’m not referring to you guys when I say that! :) Although…most of you have been known to make me laugh a lot of the time…lol… Either way, I’m talking about guys in my real life, guys who actually get to see/hang out with me. And I’m laughing because that guy I was supposed to go out with for Valentine’s Day? Ummm…yeah. I’ve been skipping the gym for the last week or so cause that class kicks my ass too bad~I just went back to my walking and some limited free weights cause I can do that stuff whenever I want and not have to show up at an appointed time. You know I’m not so good with schedules. *Smiles*

Anyway, so I haven’t been at the gym, so I haven’t seen him, and I haven’t been returning his calls, so I haven’t talked to him. I just checked my voice mail on my cell, and I shit you not, he’s called like 10 times in the last 4 days! LOL! Like after almost ruining my VDay, he thinks I’m going to give him another chance or something? Like I’m ever going to even consider letting him take me out after all that? Ummm…no. So like I said, boys are so funny to me! And even though I usually hate it when guys get all pushy and keep bugging me, I honestly hope he keeps calling! I don’t plan on answering (I almost never have my cell phone turned on) but I get a really good laugh every time I listen to one (or five) of his messages. *Giggles* Hey, if he wants to keep trying, more power to him. He gets an A for effort even if I never talk to him ever again. :)

I had a pretty low key weekend this past week… I was available and taking calls on Thursday night well into Friday morning, as well as Saturday night through till Sunday morning. You guys made it so much fun for me!! Lots and lots of yummy calls, so lots of yummy orgasms for me. And of course, lots of HOT memories to give me sweet dreams and make my “solo playtime” that much more memorable in my free time….lol… I don’t know, I mean, I guess it sounds kind of unbelievable, cause it seems like every girl says this even if it’s not true? But I honestly get off on phone sex! And I love cumming and playing with you! The only time I have a hard time is when a guy is really really silent and won’t answer my questions~that whole mind reading psychic thing isn’t in my skill set just yet…lol… But seriously! Phone sex by itself is fucking hot. Phone sex where I get to cum too? THAT’S like a drug to me. SUPER fucking yummy good!

Let’s see if I have favorite callers to mention… My pussy boy of course~another *large* yummy cash treat and another week of no orgasms for him. LOL! Poor thing. He’s been pretty sweet and well behaved lately though, so I might just take pity on him sometime this week. (I said might!) We’ll see. My sweetie CCD, for LOTS of yummy calls! Playing with him has pretty much evolved into total gfe phone sex~which is what makes it so much fun, cause that’s one of my very favorite things to do! :) My master AF~I was so happy to hear his voice that I actually went all submissive slut for him cause he asked me to. I know! I said I wasn’t doing that anymore! And I’m still not. Except…for him. Cause he makes me cum so fucking hard. *Blushes*

Ummm..who else… My old friend JC~I guess he missed me so much, he wanted to barely say hello and go right into playing with me! Which is fine with me, especially cause we did all the catching up afterwards…but I was kinda surprised that he could still make me cum like that! I mean, we’ve been playing for a long time…on and off for like 4 years…and for the past 2 it’s been more “off” than on…lol…. But still! WAY hot! (TY for the call, sweetheart…I’ll drop you an email soon so we can catch up some more.) There are a few more that I could mention, but no one else who left me written feedback. *Sigh* So I guess that’s it for now.

I do have favorite feedback to share though, and I’ll do that below. This one’s from my sweetie BBJ, and you can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:

Kylie is one of the all time greatest. She’s a sweet girl with a natural young sounding voice…and she loves to play that sweet, young, innocent girl that drives me crazy. She’s very very good playing that particular lil girl.

And I guess that’s about it! I’m on alerts right now, but I’ll be completely available and taking calls right after I finish writing to you here. At this point, I’m thinking I’ll be up and available till at least 2 or 3am EST. So call me tonight!! Remember, tomorrow’s my Princess Day~so after tonight I won’t be back till Wednesday after 8pm EST. This Princess Day’s going to be kinda nuts, btw… I have my mani and pedi in the afternoon, and then Amanda’s going to be in town and she’s sleeping over. AND nd Erin’s going to be in town~and if that actually happens, she’s going to sleep over. And get your minds out of the gutter! *Giggles* I know the thought of a naughty lesbian sleepover is probably really fucking hot to you…but we don’t play that way. I know for sure we’re doing dinner and drinks…and more drinks…and some dancing…and probably a lil after hours party here cause I have a whole house to myself…with some more drinks… LOL! But beyond that, I can’t say. I’ve been planning to write another erotic story for like forever though~so if there’s anything fun to tell you, I promise I’ll do just that. :)

Bye for now!

PS Just cause I’ve been laughing my ass off at these all day…here are a couple of YouTube Links. I can’t embed them here cause the window is too big to fit on my blog…and I’m not going to tell you what they are cause I want to surprise you. But just in case you’ve already seen them, I’ll give you a couple little hints. (You have to watch them in order!!) The 1st one is the Matt Damon one, and the 2nd one is the Ben Affleck one. OMG these are too f-ing funny!! Take a look if you have time~I promise they’re hilarious!! Bye again!

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