Okay, so I never do this!! Any of these things! The first two are the most pertinent, so I’ll get them out of the way. First, I never post quizzes twice in a row! I feel like my blog is a place where you guys come to learn more about me, and what I’m up to… So I kinda feel like it’s a cop out to post quizzes too often, even though I’m aware that lots of you guys like them a lot. I have my reasons for doing it tonight though…I’ll get into that later.
Next, I never post quizzes that I’ve found on other blogs! Again, my blog is all about ME. Which means, that everything I write is usually original and unique, cause it’s always my ramblings about stuff that’s rattling around in my head. *Smiles* To make up for this, I’ll give credit where it’s due and say right out that I found this quiz on Zen Fetish, which is the internet home of Angela St Lawrence, the oracle of all things fetish, fem dom, and expert fantasy roleplay. I love her, you’d love her, and if you’re ever looking for a good time when I’m not around? Make sure to check her out. 
As I said, I have my reasons for going against my usual rules and doing all these “firsts”. So I’ll just go ahead and post the damn quiz so I can get to them, K? *Smiles* Here it is.
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Extreme |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very High |
| Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) | High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Very High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Extreme |
| Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very High |
Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test
Seriously??? I belong in the EIGHTH level of hell?? Wow. *Blushes* I always think of myself as such a good girl! Well, a very naughty good girl, but still! They also said this:
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Yeah… See? It’s SO not nice! This is why I had to post it. Cause I honestly can’t believe that just because I like to make my tight lil pussy cum…I like to fuck even though I’m not married…I like to fuck girls, I like to spend money, I like to be spoiled, and I like violent movies and video games… Just for that I deserve the eighth circle of hell??? Lol…. I’m consoling myself with the knowledge that most of you would be right there wth me. I hope so, anyway! *Giggles* Take the quiz so I don’t have to feel evil all by myself? Pretty please?
My other first is that this week, I started Pilates classes. Most of you know that I’ve been hitting the gym SUPER hard lately, and being introduced to a whole new level of pain by my trainer Mr. M. WHY in the world I decided to add onto the torture by adding pilates, I’ll never know. (So don’t ask! Lol..) I don’t know, I guess I just thought that if I’m going to be super athletic fit girl these days, then I should fill up all my extra time with fit girl type activities. Especially those that let me buy lots of tiny new workout clothes! *Smiles* So…from now on I’m doing private Pilates classes on Tuesdays and Saturdays, and then my normal PT sessions on Mondays and Wednesdays. Pilates is actually not that painful, just takes a lot of coordination, so it’s going to be a learning process for me. But I like it LOTS so far! So we’ll see how it goes. You know how I hate schedules, so who knows how long it will last… I’m going to try it for a month or two at least, though.
So, what else… I’ve been teasing pussy boy LOTS this week, so of course he’s been spoiling me with LOTS of *large* yummy cash treats! I actually sent him to bed with TRUE blue balls on Monday. Meaning, not just me verbally teasing him, but actually making him play with his Fleshlight for an hour or so and then making him stop. Then letting him beg, and saying no. Then making him start all over again! *Evil grin* I’ve decided that guided masturbation/tease and denial is totally a rush and one of my favorite things! Seriously, it was so hot, I had to stop myself from going to get my favorite vibe and cumming while we talked… The only way I stopped myself was by remembering that guys who don’t deserve to cum themselves, CERTAINLY don’t deserve to hear ME cum, right?! Right. *Giggles* Either way, it was lots of fun and I can’t WAIT to do it again!
What else… Pretty normal Princess Day, just a mani/pedi and a bit of shopping. AWESOME pedi though! (My toes are iridescent blue with white tips…kinda like a blue and white french pedicure.) Also, YUMMY calls with real men, OMG! My sweet roleplayer Gun~ looong yummy call with 4 (count em, 4!) orgasms for me AND lots of wishlist prezzies! (Ty SO much for the surprises, sweet man! You always know exactly what I want most! I’m wondering if you’ve been shopping for me again tonight, though? Either way, I can’t wait till we play again…)
My new bf Dr. J…who’s always so shy and reticent at first, but once I get him going, we BOTH cum buckets! (Don’t forget what you brought up, my luv…I’m not going to quit teasing you about it so you might as well get it over with already. *Smiles*) My stroker CNC for a few long rounds of PTV emails (I’m actually back and forth with him right now…) and LOTS of yummy cash treats! And my master AF~WOW had it been forever! Almost an hour of him making me a crazy, begging lil slut. *Blushes* AND lots of cumming for your sweet lil girl! So like I said…I’ve been having LOTS of fun!
Let’s see if I can find favorite feedback before I go… This one’s from my old favorite FS, and you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:
How did I ever go this long without talking to my favorite girl Kylie? It’s funny, it doesn’t matter how long it’s been in between our calls, she ALWAYS knows my voice, she’s ALWAYS happy to hear from me, I can hear the smile in her voice from the first hello. Kylie is the standard all Niteflirt girls should aspire to. She’s my very favorite, the best of the best
And I guess that’s it! This post has turned into MORE than a novel, so I’m going to close it now. I’m available and taking calls now…but it’s just after 4am EST, so probably only for another hour or so. I’m still totally horny, so if you’re still up? Call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me Thursday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!
Not in a bad way! No, most definitely not bad… But you guys are seriously SO amusing sometimes! And even more amusing~the fact that it’s a gender thing, meaning my statements apply to ALL of you…lol… Let me explain.
So. You know I’ve been doing the gym thing lately…I work out 6 days a week, 3 of those days with my trainer Mr. M, but the other 3 all by myself. And since it’s been almost a month~you’ll be happy to know that not only can I finally do my weight training PLUS 30-45 minutes on the elliptical, but I’ve also upped my bench/incline press to a respectable weight. *Smiles* No, I’m not telling you how much, it’s only respectable cause I’m a girly girl with weak arms! I’ll start sharing exact amounts when it passes “respectable” and becomes “impressive”. Lol….
Anyway, I digress. Now that it’s been a whole month, I’ve finally reached a point where I can pay attention to what’s going on around me. As opposed to being focused on how much I hurt and wiping all the sweat off my face and feelling like I’m dying. So, now that I’m paying attention…I’m starting to notice that guys are checking me out! Like looking at my ass in my tiny shorts, eyes following me wherever I go, like seriously checking me out! *Giggles* But that’s not even the fun part…
There’s one guy in particular who’s like, planning his workout around me. Like, he used to always end up doing dips right by where I stretch when I’m done. I always used to smile and say hi, cause he is kinda my type…lol… But once I realized it was a pattern, I started pretending I didn’t see him. So after 2 days of that, what does he do? Now he positions himself on the incline press that’s directly on the way I always walk out. So I see him today, and he’s all grunting and sweating cause he’s lifting…. I smile and say hi. And then the weights come crashing down, he sits right up and starts walking after me to ask how I’m doing. LOL! And I’m laughing my ass off, cause could he be any more obvious? But I control myself and I say, “Fine. How are you?” And keep walking and ignoring him to say goodbye to my trainer and leave. I did look back once I was at my car, and he was still watching me…
So like I said, boys are SO fucking funny! To be honest, I actually plan on fucking this guy. Eventually. I’m gonna do it, but it has to be on my terms. Which means, he’s going to have to fucking crawl first. *Giggles* I’m going to keep playing my flirty games…I’m going to keep on ignoring him…I’m going to make it my mission to drive him absolutely CRAZY while he gets up enough nerve to go for it. Just because I can. As pussy boy always tells me, girls have ALL the power. But JEEZ, it wouldn’t be so absolute if you guys would make it a little more difficult once in a while! Lol… I’ll keep you posted…
Speaking of pussy boy~and SILLY boys, for that matter… Not only has he sent me *large* yummy cash treats every single night this week. Not only has he submitted himself to 3 weeks of chastity just to make me smile. As of last night, he’s officially locked himself into his chastity belt!! AND he’s sent me pictures! AND he’s sent me the key!! OH I can’t even find words to tell you how awesome it is! ACTUALLY owning him long distance. ACTUALLY knowing that he can’t cum without permission! Seriously, it makes me wet. *Blushes* This is why he’s silly though…cause if he thinks I’m EVER going to send him his key back after feelng this feeling? He’s VERY mistaken… Lol….
Like I said, even though you boys are silly sometimes, lots of you are also really sweet. My plaything PG…who I’ve been ignoring for a couple of weeks, but who sent me $200 last night to beg my forgiveness even though we hadn’t talked in forever! ALL the wishlist prezzies from pussy boy, and my sweetheart Gun, and my anonymous Mr. S., and all the ones that I haven’t received yet… I’ll say it again, I LOVE it when you spoil me! It makes me very happy sweet lil girl…
It’s after 3am now, so I’m going to close this so I can get off alerts and be completely available and taking calls. I should be up till 6am or so, so if you’re up and horny? Call me tonight! I’ve been teasing pussy boy all night, so I haven’t made my tight lil pussy cum since yesterday. *Pouts* Maybe you could help me out with that?
com-pre-hen-sion/ [kom-pri-hen-shuhn]
~capacity of the mind to perceive and understand; power to grasp ideas; ability to know.
Yep, that’s what it means. Comprehension… It’s so cool to know that not only do so many of you *get* the word, but that you obviously read my posts here! I say that gfe phone sex goes both ways, and you guys start exhibiting boyfriend behavior! Asking me how my day is, and even leaving sweet feedback
I say that I like for you guys to be real people, and you start telling me what gets you off. Without me having to interrogate you! *Gasp*! I know!! Crazy, but true! Unexpected, but SO very much appreciated!
I tell you it’s my Birthday, and the wishlist prezzies start arriving like crazy!! I got my awesome new digital universal remote and my folding screen/room divider from my pussy boy…along with 2 *LARGE* yummy cash treats! And my *wonderful* portable GPS and carrying case from my sweetheart Gun… Not to mention the Amazon gift cards (plural) from Mr. Luv… And the 11 or 12 more wishlist prezzies on the way from who knows who else! Can I say it again? I loooove being spoiled!! I love it, it’s so much fun, and honestly, it makes me horny. *Blushes* Knowing that you think of me highly enough to buy me prezzies AND send me tributes, even when we’re not talking? It SO seriously makes me wet!!
So…thank you for all of the above. TY TY for being so awesome and actually listening!! I’ve said it before, but I have the best callers in the whole wide world! Comprehension. It’s a very good thing, and a skill that some of us still need to work on. *Giggles* Ah, well. Baby steps, right?
Anyway, speaking of comprehension…I should be pretty clear. It’s not only something I expect from you~no double standards here! It’s also something that I offer you in return. Those of you know know me well, you already know this. Those of you who are just getting to know me…kepp reading.
Comprehension, otherwise known as “listening and understanding”… For me, that’s part of the whole point of phone sex in the first place. Definitely it’s essential for gfe phone sex! Like, when we’re actually talking…whether we’re doing the get to know you thing, or the show and tell fetishes thing, or even if we’re jumping right into the let’s get eachother off thing. How can we cum together if I don’t know what you like? How can I know what you like if I don’t listen to what you tell me? How can I get to know you if I don’t retain and remember what you’ve told me over time?
If I don’t practice comprehension, I can’t! If I don’t listen, I can’t! Which is why, no matter what, I always listen to everything you have to say! (God, I sound like I’m quoting my website now! Lol… But still.) I know I’ve done a whole post about fantasy artists vs. gfe phone sex…and I thought I was pretty clear when I wrote it, but just in case I wasn’t, let me clarify. I’m a gfe phone sex girl, NOT a fantasy artist. I want to cum WITH you, and talk WITH you. I can’t get off if I have to talk *at* you.
However…gfe phone sex does NOT mean anonymous moan and groan phone sex!! I may not be a “fantasy artist” per se… But I listen, I retain, and I comprehend. (Remember? My original point was “comprehension”! *Smiles*) I listen to you, I make your fantasy mine, I make it REAL. I guess you can’t completely comprehend (I know, overkill now, but it’s the best word choice, lol) if you’ve never played with me. Those of you who know me, know just how REAL I can make it feel! And if you haven’t played with me yet? You have NO idea what you’re missing!
I’m going to close this now, cause it’s almost 7am EST and I need to finish up my night and hop in bed for some well deserved Princess rest. If you’re still up, call me! If you’re not, look for me after 11pm on Saturday. Bye for now!
Seriously. I really mean it. I have finally found the perfect man! Well, I guess I can’t really say he’s perfect, but the reason I’m even flirting with the idea is because somehow (don’t ask me how, cause I don’t know) all he has to do is snap his fingers and I totally submit to every single little thing he asks. I know, right?? I don’t submit to any man lately! For the last year and a half or so, anyway. *Blushes*
But I digress. AND I should probably explain a little more, before you all start thinking I have a new boyfriend. Lol… The man I speak of isn’t my boyfriend, or even any guy I’ll ever fuck. He just happens to be my personal trainer, so there’s no sexual connotation at all. (Forgive me for teasing? I had to give the sexy lead in….I couldn’t help myself. *Smiles*)
Anyway. From this point forward, I’ll be referring to him as Mr. M., so get used to it. Cause as of Monday, I’ll be working out with him 3 times a week for the next year. Yes, a whole year. Yes, I’m still a major commitment phobe and it was almost excruciating for me to sign on the dotted line after he talked me into it. But I did it, and it’s good, and I’m happy about it even though I probably shouldn’t be. Cause my whole body is still (right at this moment) killing me. *Pouts*
The reason I mention it, is because I’ve started noticing some really weird stuff happening. Like I made an appointment for today (Thursday) at 2pm. Even though I was up doing calls till like, 6am Wednesday night/Thursday morning. And I actually set an alarm to wake up. And I actually woke up and went and got there on time. Weird. As most of you know by now, I’m not the best at schedules….lol….
Or like Tuesday, at the end of my Princess Day. I got home from shopping and getting my mani/pedi, and I decided that it would be a good time to run to the gym. And then I decided that I could go ahead and work out for 2 hours. On my Princess Day!! (Princess Day is always, ONLY for being spoiled and lazy and doing girly stuff. Always.)
Then there’s the going to sleep semi early most nights, and the turning down an extra glass of champagne…. I’m telling you! Seriously weird! And why do I do all this? All this stuff that I would never do for any man EVER even if I was fucking him? Well. I do it cause I like it when he’s happy with me. I do it cause when I can do one more set, or 5 more minutes, or whatever he’s asking me to do…. He’s honestly, legitimately happy. And that….is really pretty fucking cool.
So without knowing it, I’ve become Mr.M.’s bitch. LOL! Whatever he asks, however hard it is, I want to do it. Just to please him. Is this what it’s like being a submissive??? *Giggles* I’m thinking it is. I’m thinking that’s why my cuckolds and my subbie guys like to do so much for me. Hm. Little epiphany for me, I guess.
While I’m on this subject, I wanna talk about something kinda separate? But also similar, since we’re in the whole “submissive” vein. I should probably make this it’s whole own separate post, but I’m going to add it on here just cause I feel like it.
I need to make it really clear that while this post was written in all seriousness, it does NOT (I repeat does NOT!!) mean that I’m doing submissive calls again. Cause I’m NOT. Ever again. I still like doing bratty virgin roleplays, and babysitter fantasies….believe it or not, I even still love cum all over my face! Only for REAL men of course, but still. *Smiles* I still like *everything* about barely legal fantasies in all shapes and sizes and forms! Lol… But if you’re looking for hard core, BDSM style submissive roleplays….. If you’re going to be bothered when I don’t wanna let you choke me or slap me or tie me up…. You shouldn’t call me. Sorry. Just being honest.
Now. This isn’t meant to scare the rest of you, cause I know a few of you like calls that run kinda close to my “boundaries” mentioned above… *Giggles* You’re still TOTALLY okay, and you’re still TOTALLY welcome to call me!! I’m really only writing this for 2 people, and I’m sure they already know who they are. I still consider myself the luckiest girl in the whole world, cause I have the best callers in the whole world! I just have to start insulating myself from guys who make me feel bad… And you guys don’t want me to have to deal with anyone who makes me feel bad, do you? Good. I knew you’d understand.
So. I’ve been writing for far too long, and now it’s after 2am. Told you I’m horrible at schedules! Lol… I should be available and taking calls till at least 5am EST, probably later. So if you’re still up, call me tonight! I know I’m not up for being totally submissive….but I’m always up for an awesome blowjob! *Blushes* Bye for now!
So…it’s Monday night and I’m actually at my computer at a decent time for once. (I know! But stranger things have happened…lol…) I thought it would be fun to do another TMI Tuesday for you, so I’m going to share it below. These questions are written in a kind of…confusing manner….so I’ll do my best.
1. What is the greatest age difference between between and a SO? Older or younger?
I guess this means between me and a significant other? Does that have to mean long term? I’m guessing yes, if they’re significant and all. Okay. The biggest age difference for me was 14 years. And of course I was younger.
2. What is the greatest age difference between between and any sexual partner? Older or younger?
I don’t know if I should answer this one…it’s kind of embarrassing. But you all know I’m into new and strange sexual experiences, right? K. But brace yourself. The biggest age difference between a sexual partner and me was (drum roll please) 65 years. And again, of course I was younger. *Blushes* Yes, it was for money, but it *totally* still counts! Lol…
3. Have you started your holiday shopping? Is it done?
Yes, and yes. Most of my shopping was (as usual) for me, but I did finally get the Christmas spirit and bought my last prezzies this afternoon.
4. What are the chances there will be a “naughty” present under the tree this year (either from you or for you)?
None. I bought no naughty presents, and I can’t really think of naughty presents I need. I mean, come on~my lingerie drawer is stuffed to overflowing, my porn collection is *sick*, and I own ummm….9 vibrators already? *Giggles*
5. What is your favorite holiday song?
Oh, jeez…do I even have one? I like “White Christmas”, I like “Silver Bells”, and “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. I don’t really play a lot of holiday music though…it kinda has to sneak up on me on the radio.
Bonus (as in optional):Do you have a preferred time of day to have sex? If so, why?
I don’t really have a preferred time, but I know what time I DON’T want to. And that’s in the morning. I HATE morning sex! I have to wake up, and run to the bathroom, then I need to brush my teeth (no way am I having sex with morning breath) and then there’s the whole waking my pussy up thing… I don’t know why, but it’s like, almost impossible for me to cum until I’ve been up moving around for a couple of hours. So yeah…no mornings EVER. Other than that, I’m pretty open. *Grins*
And I guess that’s it. It’s almost 1am, and I’m in an awesome happy mood! Which is kinda surprising, cause I’m sooo sore! I stayed at the gym for like 2 hours this afternoon cause I had all this crazy energy I wanted to burn off. I did my usual 45 minutes on the elliptical, but then I decided to do 30 more on the recumbent bike. On level 10. Yeah. Then of course, I thought it might be fun to try some weight machines, which I rarely do. I’m gonna start doing them more often, but OMG ouch! And just for future reference, the adductor was created by the devil. I decided that today. Lol…
Anyway. I’m sore but super horny! So if you’re up and you feel like playing, call me tonight. Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go…. This one’s from my sweetheart Gun, and you can also find it on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:
Although I like to hog a lot of time with her, I really recommend Kylie to everyone. But please take some time to know her and let her know you. Trust me! You will know that Kylie is truly one in a million.
And I guess that’s it! I should be available and taking calls till 4 or 5am or so. And remember, if you don’t catch me tonight, I won’t be back till Wednesday after 11pm EST. Bye for now!
