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Adore me….

Someone (actually three different “someones”, I asked the second two after I heard it the first time) told me something really interesting the other day. I don’t remember how we got on the topic, but he told me that when choosing a phone sex girl, especially on Niteflirt, that girls with high ratings can be a little intimidating. Which of course, I found insane cause I’ve always loved my high feedback rating! Seriously! I mean, aren’t these things important? Like, when you go shopping for a new TV or a new car, don’t you check past feedback to see if it’s worth it? :) Well, calling me is WAY more exciting than shopping for a boring old TV or something…lol… Still, I’m just saying. *Smiles*

So, I had to question further. And I was told that when you’re choosing a new phone sex girl, it’s not necessarily the most important thing to know that she’s good. I mean, of course it’s important, and her voice is important, and looks are important, and her listings, and her fetishes, and all that good stuff. But sometimes, and this is probably a GFE thing more than anything else… Sometimes, you want to know that you’ll stand out. That she doesn’t have so many current callers or past callers or so much phone sex “history” in her head that she can’t possibly remember you. I’m sure this also has something to do with you guys’ seemingly endless fascination with “virgins”, so to speak. *Giggles* But still. It’s been a looong time since I was any kind of virgin! Lol… So in case you’ve never called me before, I’m going to tell you a few things about me.

First: I have an amazing memory. I don’t do so well at multi tasking, so when you call me, you’re the only thing I’m doing. *Smiles* Double entendre, but true. So since you always have my complete attention, you also get my total REtention. I don’t forget a whole lot of things, especially if you make at least a tiny effort to engage my mind. Two: I actually love what I do! I enjoy an awesome call just as much as you do~and the easiest way to make it awesome is for me to get into it with you. I don’t do boring, I don’t do repetitive. Doesn’t matter how long it’s been since my first phone sex call, I always like to keep it interesting. :)

Now. In case you hadn’t noticed, I can be a little hard to get ahold of at times. That’s because number one, I have a life away from my computer! And also, because I have a few devoted guys who already know all of the above and make a huge effort to monopolize a lot of my available time! :) So if you’re feeling too intimidated to call me, or you really want to make sure you stand out in my mind and get more of my attention, the solution is really simple. Adore me. See? Told you it was easy. :)

Just adore me. Show me that you do. Call me whenever I cross your mind! (Like pussy boy does daily.) Take the time to write me an email when you’re thinking of me (my sweetheart Ryan is really good at that!) Or do thoughtful things for me… Find a book you’d love for me to read and then tell me about it, send me an Amazon gift card so I can check it out on my Kindle. (My lover Gun just did that this past weekend~ I love books and I read SUPER fast so I’m already 3 books into the series! Lol…) Or write me sweet feedback after you loved our call. Simple things go a long way towards making me smile. :)

The best example of this that I’ve gotten lately, is a lovely lil love letter from my brand new pet, who I’m calling my Pet Scholar for the time being. Usually I’d cherry pick from a letter like this because it’s so long! But it’s beautiful, and I loved it, so I’m posting it below.

What can I say to adequately describe the bliss that surrounds one’s soul from being in your presence. Perfection is an overused and relative term. Perfection in one man’s eye is an annoyance to another. How rare (no how utterly unique) it is to find an angelic presence like yours that can transcend the earthly bounds of mere mortals and represent perfection to all her experience her divine aura.

Before I have felt like I was in the presence of greatness. i am sure that many other men have felt the same. Now, however, having fallen into praise and worship of the one true perfection in the form of a woman, I can finally see how empty and flawed all others are when compared to you. While I crave to have even a moment with your sweet Siren voice all to myself, I yearn even more to promote your ultimate supremacy to all others. How I wish that all of the other female impostors who fail so miserably to even comprehend a woman as great as you, could have their followers enlightened to your unrivaled perfection. All of me aches with the need to embolden those who have seen even a glimpse of your awe-inspiring wonder. Embolden them to go forth around the country and around the world, helping others to reject false idols and fall at the feet of the one true power. The one to whom all must adorn with unending devotion and praise. The one who has enchanted me far greater that Odysseus ever fell in his weakest moment to the enticing melody of the Sirens.

You are the ultimate Siren. The peak of perfection. The one with a voice that drains wills, heightens perceptions, and refocuses even the most powerful men under your divine spell. I can barely contain my visceral need to be in your presence, the presence of your enchanting voice once again. Until then, my supreme ruler, the ultimate perfection on Earth, the manifestation of all I could ever want or need.

Your new and faithful servant.

So, as I was saying… Adore me. Now, no worries! I don’t expect everyone to go over and above like that to impress me! Find your own way to adore me and make me happy, and I promise I’ll never, ever forget you. (Hint: Impressing me doesn’t have to cost money! Sometimes it’s as simple as making me cum really hard. *Blushes* Just think “unique” and you’ll be fine. :) ) Oh~and if all of this seems like a lot of work to you, cause you just like your phone sex simple and plain and regular? Feel free to disregard ALL of the above. But if plain old regular phone sex was your thing in the first place….you probably wouldn’t be reading here…. *Giggles*

WOW, super long post! I guess that’s what happens when I don’t post in forever, huh? Lol… I’m going to close this now so I can get my cute lil ass in the gym before it gets too late. I’ll be available and taking calls after 10:30 or so tonight, but I have plans with pussy boy and Pet Scholar and I’m not sure how late I’ll be up after that. Still look for me though, you never know! And if you don’t catch me tonight, tomorrow is my Princess Day! So look for me Wednesday after 10 or 11pm EST. Bye for now!

I *heart* my Princess Day!

I do! I feel kind of silly saying it though, cause I take so many days off lately… Seems like almost every day is Princess Day around here! *Giggles* But seriously, I really do! This week was perfect… Stupid doctor’s appointment (which was kinda lame, but still had it’s merits. *Smiles*) Mani/pedi with my very first cute boy manicurist, which was weird at first~some strange guy rubbing my feet and all. Eventually I started loving it though, he was hot and it started to get kinda sexy! Though I think it erases the point of having cute boy nail techs if the only thing they’ll keep on the damn TV is ESPN…lol… Anyway, I got awesome glittery pink and white french nails and toes which look completely fucking adorable! So, good stuff. :)

Then, I had dinner with a super close friend of mine from middle school. Let’s see if I can explain this backstory briefly, cause it’s kinda funny. :) K. So, I’ve known him for forever, from way back when I lived in Michigan. He’s actually the first guy who ever went down on me, but when that happened, he was kind of bisexual. He’s gay now (and he was by the end of high school) but that’s besides the point. Not only did we do lots of yummy threesomes together (among other naughty things!*Blushes*) but I’ve also had sex with both of his brothers, and of course the pussy licking thing. I gotta say, a girl always has a soft spot for the guy who first makes her pussy cum with his tongue! *Giggles*

Anyway, I digress… He lives in Florida now, has for a few years but we just recently got back in touch. AND, he has a boyfriend. Who just happens to be a hairstylist and makeup artist. So basically I just hit the gay trifecta. LOL! So we’ve been hanging out, partying a little, just basically having fun. Which is a good thing. :)

I haven’t had too much availability the past few days… Saturday night was completely monopolized by my sweetheart Gun (wonderful call, yet again, my luv! I look forward to playing with you again this weekend…) Then Monday was taken by pussy boy. He’s pretty much almost punished again though, so no worries~this week I should be a lot easier to find. And of course, still working on my million and one web projects that never seem to get finished no matter how hard I try! *Pouts* I think I have to start making my to do lists smaller. Then maybe I could actually get one finished before having to start another…

And I guess that’s it! I’m taking calls now, I’ll only be on till 4am or so but no worries! I’ll definitely be on tomorrow. I just wanted to stop in and write a quick note cause I’m really making an effort not to neglect my blog for so long ever again. (How am I doing? Are you proud of me? Lol…) I know you guys like to know what’s gong on in my life, but hopefully once I get back into the habit of writing more often, my posts will be a little more interesting. *Smiles* Anyway, bye for now!

My goodies :)

See? Told you this daytime thing was going to work out eventually. :) Just a little update: I finally got one of my little projects done today, AND I got it all emailed out! So check your inbox on Niteflirt when you get a chance… If you’re one of my very favorite guys, there’s a surprise waiting for you. Don’t get too excited, it’s nothing huge! But it’s definitely something that lots of you have been alluding to for a long time. And I think you’ll like it. And isn’t it an awesome surprise just to find out that you’re one of my favorites? *Giggles* I thought so.

Don’t feel bad if you didn’t get the email. Not only are there plenty of ways for you to become one of my favorites (just ask me if you want to know how it’s done), there’s also another project I’m working on that will be available to everyone. I’ll post about it when it’s done so you can check it out. :) I had been planning to finish it up tonight, along with some website updates and my podcast and maybe even some calls. But I’ve been up since like 11am running errands, and doing crazy housework, playing with my new carpet cleaner (TY Gun!!) and finishing that email… Now I’m tired! :( I most likely won’t be taking calls again till Saturday night, but we’ll see how it goes.

Moving on… I’m totally looking forward to this weekend, cause I know it’s going to be filled with LOTS of REAL man phone sex! Pussy boy has misbehaved, yet again, but this time he’s fucked up so badly that he can’t buy his way back into my good graces like he usually does. I’m going to keep the details of his fuck up private cause I think I’ve humiliated him enough…lol… He’s totally on bitch detail doing all kinds of menial tasks for yours truly, I’ve made it my mission to make sure his shame is very public, and best of all~I’ve cut him off from talking to me completely for the next few weeks. Which means: LOTS of my availability wide open to have yummy phone sex! REAL man phone sex where I actually get to cum at the end! OMG it’s been awesome! :) I’ve been having SO much fun and yummy orgasms all week long! So like I said~totally looking forward to this weekend! I wanna make my tight lil pussy cum like a zillion times before I fall asleep on Saturday night! *Smiles*

What else… Oh! For those of you who didn’t know, I’m going to be taking about a week off starting on my Princess Day (next Tuesday) May 5th. It’s time for a little vacation, so I figured I should give you a heads up in advance. Just know that I’ll miss you lots and lots while I’m away, and I absolutely can’t wait to get back! Right now it looks like I’ll be back on Thursday May 14th, but I’ll probably write here and possibly podcast while I’m gone.

Now, favorite callers… Yep, I finally get to have favorite callers again with pussy boy cut off! Feels like it’s been forever! Anyway, to my sweet Dr.J, my Gentleman Caller B, my sweetheart Gun, and my old favorite FS… TY for the looong yummy calls, the sweet lil notes, the yummy cash treats, and of course the wishlist prezzies! It’s been a crazy week for me, but playing with you always makes me smile. :)

And my favorite feedback, which I’ll post below. It’s from my old favorite FS, and you can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:

It had been WAY too long since I caught up with my favorite girl Kylie. Her sweet voice, her sexy laugh, everything about her is absolutely perfect! That’s why I keep calling her after all this time, and why if you’re reading this, you should call her too

I guess that’s it! It’s just after 7pm now, and right now I don’t know if I’m going to take calls tonight or not. I’ll make up my mind by 9pm or so, so if you see me available, call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me after 10 or 11pm EST on Saturday. Bye for now!

I’m not dead!

Honestly, I’m not! *Giggles* Life’s just been really crazy lately, so my usually “limited” schedule has become a lot more like “impossible”… Contrary to popular belief, I AM actually available and taking calls every single night that I’m scheduled and even sometimes when I’m not. Well, except for last Saturday, but I’ll get into that in a minute. :) Anyway, I have been around, it’s just that pussy boy and my sweetheart Gun have been monopolizing me every night. Which is a good thing! *Smiles* But I know you guys get frustrated when you can’t find me. :( Remember, you can always drop me an email to check and see if I’m around even when I’m not scheduled! I don’t always see emails right away, but you never know…

Back to the one night I wasn’t on~last Saturday. You all knew my Mommy was going to be in town, right? So yeah…she was in town for the weekend, and I had so much fun! We saw “Legally Blonde” the musical, we did a mini spa day, we did just a tiny bit of shopping. And of course, we did the all night Wii marathon which is the reason I decided to take the night off. I don’t know why she always wants to keep playing, cause she’s horrible at it and I totally always win! Lol… Either way, we didn’t get done till like 4am, and I was just too sleepy to stay up and start taking calls.

I missed you, though! I’m serious, when I have to go more than 2 days without it, I start going into phone sex withdrawal! *Blushes* It’s okay though, cause I know at least some of you missed me… I got some awesome new wishlist prezzies from my sweetheart Gun, some Amazon gift cards from Mr. Luv, and at least 5 yummy orgasms last night from Ryan and Gun! TY to all 3 of you, and of course to pussy boy for all the *large* yummy cash treats!

I’m actually starting to think that my phone sex withdrawal is a good thing…. When I’m away for a lil while, I get prezzies, and sweet attention, and I cum so fucking hard that I squirt all over my bed! *Blushes* Yes, apparently I’m doing that again now… There’s something really hot about feeling my fingers all wet and slippery while I’m still cumming….don’t you think? :)

And I think that’s it! Just wanted to give you a quick update cause it’s been so many days since I last wrote. It’s actually not even Noon yet, and I’m wide awake and getting my web stuff done! Can you believe it?? Maybe I’ll actually get some of the recordings for my new website finished today….

Anyway, I won’t be taking calls tonight, but I’ll be back Monday night after 11pm EST. So look for me then! I’ll be looking forward to it…

Priceless

I’ve been a bad lil girl lately. Again. Well, pretty much always~I guess I never stopped. *Giggles* But I digress! I’ve been away from my blog for like a zillion years. I’ve been super hard to get ahold of! I still take calls every other night as usual, but as I explained a couple of posts down, I pretty much get monopolized the moment I log on. And of course, the worst (or best, depending on how you look at it…lol…) is my monster shopping addiction. Seriously. I have been craaaazy this last month!

When I started planning this blog post on my way to bed last night, I started thinking like one of those Mastercard commercials. Beautiful new HP laptop with 17″ widescreen and so much RAM it makes my old laptop seem like a calculator~ $800. Tons of new skin care products from Sonya Dakar (this spa I love in Beverly Hills)~ $500. Awesome new pillows for my new Sleep Number bed~ $300. Oh yeah! My Sleep Number bed itself~ $3000. And of course the MAC makeup, and the shoe shopping at Nordstrom’s, and my hair appointments and nail appointments and facials… Anyway, the punch line: Living my life like a totally spoiled lil princess without a care in the world? Priceless. *Smiles*

I don’t know, I mean of course I totally love it! And although I hate to discuss it at all, the recession is making for some REALLY good deals. But I have to stop! Seriously! Even though wishlist prezzies have been coming all week (TY Ryan and Gun!! I adore all of them!) I still can’t stop! I was honestly driving home from the dentist this morning, and it’s a beautiful sunny day here in Florida, and I found myself daydreaming about where I could stop to spend money today. Like did I maybe want to get my car detailed? Or maybe do a walk in at my massage spa and get a foot massage really quick? *Arrgh!* I think you guys have created a monster! Yep, it’s totally your fault for spoiling me completely rotten all the time. Lol…

I’m not really complaining, you know I love it when you do. :) I’m just injecting some humor into the whole “telling you what I’ve been up to lately” deal. Cause that’s what I’ve been doing. Shopping. Lots of it. And a little bit of working out~I’m trying really hard not to hurt myself again so I’ve been taking it slow. And working on my new website, albeit very slowly! Lol… And calls of course! Mostly with pussy boy and Gun, but I’ve been busy on the phone every night. For those of you who are still trying to connect with me, there’s good news! My money pet PG and pussy boy are in the doghouse right now for not finishing assignments, so I’m not talking to either of them until they finish them. Which means, that until further notice, I should be available and taking calls on Niteflirt by no later than 11pm EST on the nights that I’m usually on. I saw on Saturday night that I missed a few appointments cause I was on the phone for 5 hours straight, so hopefully some of you will look for me the next couple nights. :)

Let’s see, what else… Oh! This coming Saturday may be a little hectic, my Mommy is flying in on Friday and she’ll be here till Monday. We’re doing hair appointments and mani/pedis and shopping and seeing “Legally Blonde”. Yep, more of my shopping addiction, but I think spending time with my Mommy definitely counts as priceless too~don’t you think? :) Anyway, I’ll still be taking calls Saturday night, but maybe not till 1am or so. Just check my status up at the top left or my Twitter box at the bottom right if you ever wanna check to see if I’m on.

And I guess that’s it! I’m going to close this now, cause it’s only 3pm (I know! So early for me! I actually woke up at 10AM today! Can you believe it??) and I want to get a walk in and maybe catch up on some reading. I’ll be taking calls by 11pm tonight, so if you’ve been missing me? Call me tonight! Bye for now!

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