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Adjusting….

Yep. It’s been almost a whole nother (is that even a word? Lol…) week since I’ve written here. So I’m actually sitting down with my laptop in the afternoon to write before it gets too late and I get too busy. I know, Kylie awake in the afternoon~well, almost early evening~being productive and actually blogging. Kinda crazy, right? I know. But the title of this post is pretty apropos, cause almost everything about my life is adjusting. Including my schedule, as you can see. *Smiles* But we’ll get into that a little later.

For now, back to the infrequency of my posts. For once, it’s honestly not cause of my procrastination habit. (Don’t laugh! It’s true!) It’s not cause of my need for long hours of Princess rest, or because of anything specific that I can point to and explain. For once, it’s quite simply because I haven’t had anything on my mind that I was dying to say. I know! Me at a loss for words! It doesn’t happen often. But remember? Adjusting. Happily, I think the whole adjustment period is almost over, so you’ll be seeing a whole lot more of your sweet lil girl. And of course you missed me terribly, didn’t you? *Giggles* Of course you did! :)

So. A brief synopsis of what I’ve been up to and what brought this whole thing on. I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that I wasn’t feeling too well, and that I made it worse by working out. Ummm….yeah. That whole thing has been a nightmare! Dealing with the doctors, and the painkillers, and just the pain in general has been SO not fun! No graphic details~this is supposed to be a phone sex blog, remember? *Smiles* Suffice it to say that I’m finally feeling better, and for the time being at least, no worries.

However, it’s effected like, everything else in my life! Might make it worse if I work out, so no gym. Might gain weight if I eat too much with no excersise, so not much eating. Can’t drink champagne with my painkillers, so no drinking. No champagne means I don’t need as much sleep, so no more need to sleep in so late. And the worst part~are you ready? Painkillers tend to have a numbing effect, so with a few exceptions… NO CUMMING!! Can you imagine?? Over a week with almost no orgasms (I said almost none. But still!!) and almost no phone sex. Believe me, I’ve been in phone sex withdrawal and almost losing my mind!!! FYI, this is where you feel bad for me and offer to help me make up for lost time… Lol….

Like I said. TOTAL adjustment! But it’s not all bad. I mean, I definitely miss working out with Mr. M! Especially cause I still have to pay for my training every month even if I can’t go… *Pouts* But, my sessions roll over so they don’t just disappear. AND I’ve started walking again just so I can get some cardio in~as a matter of fact, I walked 2 miles before I sat down to write to you. I never thought I’d become one of those psycho gym rats who’s addicted to working out every day, but I guess it’s official. I definitely am. :)

I totally miss my super late nights and my champagne, but you know… This whole being awake in the daytime thing isn’t so bad! Don’t get me wrong, I still stay up till 5am and don’t wake up till around Noon, but still! It’s pretty okay. This is one part of it that’s taking the most adjusting, cause it has such an impact on my schedule, but I’m getting used to it. I think it’s about time to let you know the details though, so you can have an easier time finding me. I’m going to update this on my Call Me page as soon as I finish writing here, but just so you know, here’s what I’m thinking:

  • Monday: 10pm-4am EST
  • Tuesday: OFF
  • Wednesday: 10pm-4am
  • Thursday: 10pm-4am
  • Friday: Mostly OFF. If I do log on though, it will be 3pm-7pm
  • Saturday: 10pm-4am (or later)
  • Sunday: OFF

And of course, since I’m waking up so much earlier, you just might find me logged on in the afternoons here and there. *Smiles* I’ve already done this 3 times over the past 2 weeks…but since you guys don’t know to look for me, only brand new guys have been calling me! Which is cool, but now you know for future reference. :) I’m going to keep it this way for the next couple of months at least, we’ll see if it works out.

Anyway, now you know where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to. I know it’s been hard for some of you to find me lately… My schedule has been pretty limited, so I’ve been pretty much monopolized by pussy boy (LOTS of *large* yummy cash treats), my money pet PG (even MORE *large* cash treats!), and of course my sweetheart Gun (LOTS of wishlist prezzies AND yummy orgasms!) So even when I have been available, I’ve been busy on the phone! Saturday night, I had 4 arranged calls back to back, which ended 5 hours later with me crawling into bed exhausted. Both Monday and Wednesday nights, I stayed up with my pussy boy for almost 4 hours each night. Which also ended with me crawling in bed exhausted! Lol… I’m thinking, that now that you know when to look for me, it should be a little easier. And if that still doesn’t help, you can always drop me an email on Niteflirt if it gets too difficult~just let me know what time you’re thinking and I can try to make myself available for you.

Ummm…what else…? I guess that’s it! Except to say thank you for all the sweet get well notes and gift cards and wishlist prezzies! (Especially Gun, pussy boy, Mr. S., and Dr. J.) I know I’ve said it at least a million times, but I am such a lucky girl to have the best callers in the whole wide world! I’m just happy I’m finally back so I can get the chance to play with you again…

I’ll be taking calls tonight after 10pm EST, so if you’ve missed me, call me tonight! I may even surprise you and log in for a couple hours shortly…so look for me if you’re around. Bye for now!

Couldn’t resist this one! :)


You Are a Bit of a Procrastinator


You tend to get things done in a timely manner, but you can’t help but put off tasks you hate.
You have no problem getting the fun or easy stuff done. You generally enjoy taking care of responsibilities.

However, if a task arises that you dislike, it might get shelved for a long time.
And even though it’s human nature to procrastinate, your procrastination is hindering your productivity.

Take a look at the things you are putting off doing. Do they really need to be done?
Complete any task that’s important. The other stuff you’re procrastinating is probably not worth doing.

*Giggles* This one just hit too close to home, so I had to take it and share the results with you. I think they got it just about right! Lol… Ironically, I haven’t been procrastinating this week (for once). I’ve been having a pretty bad luck week though….honestly, I feel like Charlie Brwon with the raincloud stuck over my head or something! *Frowns* So maybe I haven’t had time to procrastinate cause I’ve been dealing with so much stuff? Lol…

I don’t want this to be a total downer, cause I’m actually in a pretty good mood! But my week has sucked as follows: First, I woke up Monday feeling like hell. Went ahead and showed up for torture with Mr. M., but I had to cancel my hair appointment cause I couldn’t imagine sitting prisoner in a chair for hours. So no new haircut that I was SO looking forward to! *Pouts* Then, I got home to find a message from the bed company… There was some kind of mixup with the shipment, so my bed was never shipped. Which means that I won’t be getting it till next Tuesday. *Frowns* Woke up on Tuesday, feeling worse, so I went to my Doctor. Who promptly sent me to my other doctor, I have that appointment on Friday afternoon.

So like I said…bad luck week. But surprisingly, I’ve been in a really good mood! And there were some bright spots. :) I got some wishlist prezzies from my sweetheart Gun today (I *heart* them TOTALLY!! Ty Gun!) And I played with pussy boy last night… No cumming for him and a *large* yummy cash treat for me! (Orgasm denial ALWAYS makes me smile! *Giggles*) And I’ve been planning my new website, which should be at least almost done by sometime next week. AND torture with Mr. M. on Wednesday, so my legs are totally sore, but it’s sore in a good way, you know? Like, the “I just got fucked for hours and I can barely walk but all the orgasms were SO worth it” kind of sore. Lol…

Anyway, so yeah… CRAZY week for me! I figure it can only get better, right? (*Knocks on wood*) Technically, it’s already way better, cause I’ve gotten to make my tight lil pussy cum *twice* tonight already! And it’s still early! :) I’ll be available and taking calls till about 4am EST, so if you’re still up, you should totally call me tonight! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Saturday after 11pm. Bye for now!

Just Saying Hi :)

Seriously. *Smiles* I’ve been in an awesome mood for like, the last 7 days running…so even though I would usually procrastinate this whole blogging thing until it had been way too long? I’m honestly just in a great mood, so I’m writing just cause I feel like it. *Hmph* TOLD you I was getting better at this whole time management thing! Lol…

The weird thing is, I don’t know why I’ve been so happy lately! I’ve tried to think on it, but every time I start overanalyzing it, I start thinking that I should cut it out cause it’s the kind of thing that should be welcomed unquestionably. Don’t you think? So, without overthinking it to death and trying to pinpoint the source, I’ll just tell you what I’ve been up to the last few days.

Pilates on Saturday, and then training with Mr. M. today… I totally should have skipped the gym today though. See, I had to wake up super early before the gym cause I had a hair appointment… And since I had stuff to do after my workout, I didn’t want to work too hard, cause I didn’t want to sweat the style out and have to redo it myself. So today, for the first time EVER, I was actually one of those chicks that I HATE at the gym. Moving through my circuit all slow…taking lots of time between sets just sitting on the machine…skipping cardio altogether cause I didn’t want to sweat too much… Yeah. I was actually one of THOSE bitches. LOL! I’m going to make up for it later this week though…I have torture with Mr. M. on Wednesday AND Thursday. AND, a friend of mine has been telling me about spinning classes…so I ordered myself a padded bike seat. When it comes, I might start doing that on Tuesday nights. Or, maybe I’ll let it collect dust in my closet for 6 months…you never know with me. *Giggles* But I’m going to try. :)

Let’s see, what else… OH! OMG did I have an awesome night playing with you guys on Saturday! I think I only had like, 30 minutes free the entire night! And it was a looong night even for me, cause I stayed up taking calls till 10am on Sunday morning. (I had my reasons, I’ll explain in a minute.) Anyway…2 hours with my sweetheart Gun, 2 hours with Mr. Sweetguy, an hour with Dr. J., and then some random super fun calls from guys I haven’t played with in forever! My DarkSoul, and my old sweetheart Tommy… Even my new foot bitch loser boy came out to play for a while!

So like I said~I had a super fun evening. I made my tight lil pussy cum more times than I can even count! And by the end of the night, I was using my gspot dildo, too. *Blushes* I know, I don’t do that too often. Mostly cause my favorite vibe is just so, ummm…effective. Lol… But once in a while, I do pull out my other toys. And don’t think I’ve never done it with you, because sometimes I don’t tell! I may however, have to start doing it more often…

Anyway, thank you again for being the best callers in the whole wide world! And of course, thank you for all the yummy orgasms… *Giggles* My favorite feedback, from my sweetheart Tommy. You can also find this on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:

WOW. It had been a while since my last call with Kylie. She is amazing. Definately the best NF has to offer. If you don’t call, you’re missing out on one amazing, hot girl.

So like I said, I had my reasons for staying up so late the other night. Actually, just one reason. And that was, I needed to stay up till 10am, because that was what time customer service opened for the Select Comfort bed company. And I needed to call them because: I finally decided to buy myself a sleep number bed! I have wanted one of these like forever, and I always put it off cause they’re kinda pricey. But I finally did it and I’m SO excited and I can’t wait till it gets here! Seriously, I know it sounds stupid, but it’s a big deal to me. And if you’re lucky…I may let a few of you help me christen it… *Grins*

And I think that’s it! Did some shopping tonight after the gym…had to get some new lip gloss and MAC just came out with a new line of Hello Kitty makeup, so of course I had to do that. :) I just got an amazing new Snowball USB microphone and shockmount from my wishlist from my sweetheart Gun (TY sooo much, my luv! I adore it!), so I’ve been experimenting with it a bit tonight. It has all kinds of different settings for audio, even one where it will record omnidrectional? Which means, that I can probably set it up on my nightstand with my laptop while I’m in my bed…and who knows what kinds of cool recordings I might be able to make when I don’t have to be concerned about mic positioning… *Smiles* So I’m still experimenting. I may have some surprises for you in the next week.

I’ll be taking calls all night tonight, from Midnight at the latest (probably earlier) until 4 or 5 AM EST. So if you’re up and thinking of me tonight, call me! Remember, tomorrow’s my Princess Day, so if you don’t catch me tonight, you’ll have to wait till Wednesday. No huge plans for Princess Day, just drinks with some girlyfriends and probably some shopping at the mall. Hopefully I’ll still be in my happy mood! Hmmm….you could always make sure of that by making me cum a few times before then… What do you think? *Smiles*

Cuckolds have more fun

This post has been a long time coming… It crossed my mind to write it a couple of weeks ago, but I decided to wait at the time because I didn’t think it would be a good thing for the cuckold in question to have his girlfriend stumble upon his internet history. She’d read that I was talking about MY cuckold boyfriend who just happened to spend the weekend in Vegas, and then connect the dots and figure out that her boyfriend was in Vegas that same weekend. And then figure out that her boyfriend is still calling me, even though she’s begged him to stop repeatedly. Hell, she’s even begged me to make him stop! Yes, she’s actually called me. Several times, actually. *Evil Grin*

But…he can’t stop calling me, cause he knows that he belongs to ME… And HE pressed for me to tell this story here (just check my comments on the post below)… So I guess HE has to deal with the fallout (if any) that comes from me posting his dirty lil secret here on my blog. So…you asked for it, pussy boy! *Smiles*

And for future reference…no matter what the ads say? What happens in Vegas DOESN’T always stay in Vegas. Lol…. Also for future reference? if I’m not the only girl in your life? Be smarter than pussy boy and make it a regular habit to delete your internet history? *Giggles*

So, back to my title. Cuckolds really do have more fun! In a manner of speaking, anyway… You REAL men are always asking me what my cuckolds get out of the whole thing. Asking me why my cuckolds settle for lesser treatment, no orgasms, blue balls, and chastity. I always answer when you ask me, but most of the time it’s different for every cuckold guy. I mean, for example: Not every REAL man who calls me for a blow job fantasy is looking to cum on my face, right? Some guys want to cum in my mouth…some want to spray their load on my tits, some guys want to start with me sucking, but want to end by cumming in my tight lil pussy. See how it’s the same, but can be SO different?

It’s the same for my cuckolds! Some are turned on by the thought of watching me fuck another guy in front of them… Some like the idea of eating cream pies after another guy has cum inside me… Some like the thought of being cut off and denied pussy forever because they know they don’t deserve to be inside me ever again.

Every guy, every fantasy, is different and interesting and unique. That’s why I LOVE any and ALL roleplays and straight sex with REAL men just as much as I love teasing and torturing my cuckolds. :)

But I digress. Even though EVERY fantasy is unique, and EVERY guy is different, there is ONE thing that’s the same about ALL cuckolds. No matter what the particulars are, no matter what the motivation is, the one thing that all cuckolds have in common is this: They know how to LISTEN to women. Not just listen! They know how to listen, evaluate, and tailor their fetish to what will make the woman MOST excited. And so…even though they have to deal with long periods of chastity, and the concept of sharing with REAL men who have REAL cocks. *Giggles* Even after all that, they have a certain skill set that serves them *very* well! Cuckolds know how to make women happy. They know that they have to do it with their personalities, because they know that their cocks can’t do it for them. LOL! So, until they take their pants off, they’re able to get almost ANY woman into bed.

Don’t laugh! I’m serious! Cuckolds have the right mindset to pull ANY chick they could ever want! It doesn’t usually end well, cause they can’t fuck for shit and their cocks are usually too small…but still! The skills learned from being a cuckold bitch are totally useful! Which is how my sweet pussy boy ended up “having more fun” in Vegas a couple of weeks ago.

Chatting with a hot lil redhead at the bar (read: asking her why the guy who just walked away turned her off.) Buying her a few drinks (read: getting her liquored up so he could make his move.) Getting introduced to her husband (read: finding a kindred spirit, so he knew exactly how to play her cause he knew all her husband’s weak points.) Drinking enough to make sure he’d be numb (read: making sure he wouldn’t cum too soon.) Taking her up to his hotel room….and then fucking her silly until the wee hours of the morning. I mean it! He really did! HE had to kick HER out in the morning because he had stuff to do! Crazy, right? She had NO idea that he’s an absolutely NO stamina cuckold bitch in real life! I was shocked too! But…his pick up skills? WOW. He’s like a machine! Would any of you REAL men have been able to close the deal in 30 minutes or less? Really? Do you think so?

I think these skills are TOTALLY born of his usual cuckold stature. I think he took advantage of the opportunity, and decided that he was up to the task. I also think, that no matter how many times I make him go 30+ days without cumming, or smear precum on his own face, or wear panties to work just to prove his devotion to me… I think that his REAL man weekend earned him a few points in my eyes. AND, it proves that cuckolds CAN have more fun. If they have enough balls to reach out and go for it? They totally do! I’m still not letting pussy boy cum till sometime in March, but hey! A+ for effort, right? Lol…

Moving on…. I spent 2 hours at the gym Monday afternoon. 30 minutes of torture with Mr. M, then 45 minutes on the treadmill, then 30 minutes of extra leg work on the machines. I swear, it’s so crazy! Like, I’m dying while he’s working me out, then I’m dying a little bit more all through my cardio (I’m trying this interval training routine that’s taking my mind off it, though) and then I’m volunteering for more pain when I’m all done???!! It’s nuts, I know. But I feel so like, STRONG, and happy when I’m finished… It’s the closest thing to sex that I’ve ever felt, so I’m gonna keep doing it. *Blushes*

After that, I decided to do my part to stimulate the economy. Bought myself a new mini stereo system, a new IPod dock, 2 cd’s, 4 pairs of shoes, some new Hello Kitty/MAC makeup, and some new panties. It’s my job to be a good American, right? I should spend LOTS of money on myself to help the struggling retailers… *Giggles* And I’m going to keep doing my part… I’m going out tomorrow to buy myself a new sleep number bed! :)

And I guess that’s it! It’s 4am here now, and I should probably close this so I can take some calls before I go to sleep. I spent 3 hours with my pussy boy tonight, and after a *large* yummy cash treat from him, I’m thinking I should probably go to sleep soon. Maybe another hour or so, and then I’ll log off to get some sleep for my Princess day. Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go…

This one’s from my new friend, Mr. Legs, but you can also read it on my Fantasy/Roleplay Listing:

She definitely deserves all the great reviews and high ratings, guys. My new favorite.

SO sweet! (TY, my luv! :) ) Call me if you’re still up, guys! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Wednesday night after Midnight. Bye for now!

Just some random stuff…

And it’s an awesome thing that I stopped by to write even though it’s after 2AM here, and tomorrow’s my Princess Day, and I usually don’t post on Mondays, but I guess I’ve been posting on Monday night/Tuesdays for the last few weeks so… How did you like THAT crazy run on sentence? Lol…. I suppose it was kind of a hint of things to come, because this post is really going to be exactly what the title promised. A bunch of random stuff. So let’s get on with it, shall we? :)

K. First, I have to say a special thank you to my sweetheart Gun, for the TOTALLY yummy, HUGE box of Valentine’s Day goodies from Lush!! I just got it today, and I adore it! I can’t wait to spend Wednesday afternoon soaking in all the yummy goodness! And of course, I’ll be thinking of you the whole time. *Smiles* I can’t wait to find out what else you sent me…

Moving on. Second, WOW am I in pain right now! I think this is going to be a recurring theme….this whole, working out beyond my capacity and then regretting it later. *Giggles* I had my torture session with Mr. M. today….I keep telling him he’s “deceptive”, cause while we’re working out, I feel fine and like it’s easy! Then after I’m home several hours later….I’m cursing his name and walking like an invalid. LOL! I’m exagerrating a lil bit…on the walking part, anyway. But the fact remains that I’m sore as hell. Why? Well. Cause after my 30 mins with Mr. M., I did 45 mins of cardio on the treadmill. But after that, I thought it might be fun to do a leg circuit all on my own. Soooo… I did 30 more minutes or adductor, abductor, seated leg press, and glutes. AND, I plan to add 30 mins of upper body work to my torture session on Wednesday! And yes, in case you wondered, the whole thing completely kicks my ass. BUT~I’m going to start adding an extra 30 mins of weight training at the end of my “trainer” workouts twice a week to see where it gets me. And of course, my extra hour of floorwork with my body ball every night while I’m watching TV. And Pilates on Saturdays. So ummm…. You know I don’t do so well with schedules, so we’ll see how long it all lasts. :)

What else… Nothing spectacular, really. I don’t have huge plans for my Princess Day this week, because this past Saturday I got a craving for purple toenails…lol… So after Pilates, I went and had my mani/pedi (including purple and white french pedi) on Saturday evening. I think I’m just going to watch some movies with my (on again/off again) guy. Maybe I’ll even let him cook me dinner…who knows. I’m a little apprehensive about hanging out with him though, cause I know that I don’t want to get him all clingy and attached again~and that will happen if I let him fuck me. Which is more likely than not, cause I also know that I’ve been seriously sex deprived! How else could I get all aroused just having a massage last week??? So. Just… Forgive me if I can’t resist the urge? I may have to have his cock in me Tuesday night, just to get it out of my system! And then I’ll ignore his calls for another couple weeks to remind him that he’s replacable and VERY temporary. *Giggles*

I seriously don’t know how you guys do it! I mean, I get the single by choice thing, and I get the masturbation thing….cause I do both of those things myself. But even if I make my tight lil pussy cum on the phone 3 times a night, 5 days a week, I STILL need to have real cock OFTEN! At least once a month! So yeah…I’m going to have to “feed the need”. *Blushes* Don’t be jealous~I’ll tell you all about it, as always. :)

It’s pretty late now, so I’m going to skip favorite feedback and close this before it gets super late. I’m available and taking calls now, probably till 5am or so EST. So if you’re still up, call me tonight! You already know how horny I am….so just about any fantasy you have in mind tonight will most definitely get me off! And remember, if you don’t catch me tonight, look for me on Wednesday night after 11pm EST. Bye for now!

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