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You Are A Chocolate Ice Cream Girl |
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Just so you know, I’m totally interpreting that result as the flavor I’m most like, as opposed to the flavor I most like to eat. Cause I am SO not a chocolate ice cream girl! Lol… To be honest, I’m not really an ice cream girl at all.. I just don’t dig super sweet stuff very often. I guess if I had to choose, I’d pick cookies n cream, or there was this yummy one I liked a few years back called Toffee Ice Cream Cone, or something like that… I don’t remember. But yeah~take the quiz yourself and leave me a comment to tell me what flavor you are! How they figure all that out from the strange questions they ask, I’m not quite sure! *Giggles* Either way, it’s still fun. 
So…yet again, it’s pretty late (about 3:15am EST) and I seriously considered waiting till Wednesday to write here. But right after I decided not to… I don’t know, I guess I’m in a mood to share some stuff! So I’m writing to you just because. And that’s a good thing, IMO, cause I guess I’ve kinda been slacking on the whole blogging thing. Again. *Sigh*
In my defense, I’ve had at least a million other things going on lately! I’m redecorating and repainting my little office~the bulk of that is going to get finished tomorrow afternoon, so at least that will be over! It’s going from a buttery yellow to a deep blue indigo, so I’m super excited! But I’ve been shoping for new stuff…rugs, and lamps, and trash cans and ceiling fans… I know, that’s not exactly sexy phone sex stuff, but I thought you’d be amused at the image of me, up on a stepladder, trying to install a ceiling fan all by myself. *Giggles* I shouldn’t laugh, cause it was SO not pretty! So…I’m finishing the painting tomorrow, and Wednesday morning the electrician is coming over to do the hard stuff that I couldn’t do myself.
AND, I’ve been working out and doing the weight training thing MUCH more regularly. I hit the gym 4 days a week now, but two of those days are with my brand new personal trainer. And, while it’s definitely been extraordinarily painful… OMG it’s SO worth it cause he’s SO fucking yummy!! He’s got this dark hair, and these big brown eyes, and this yummy French accent? I swear it’s enough to almost make me want to cum just looking at him! Not to mention listening to him talk! And today, while he was stretching me out and telling me how good I was? *Blushes* Yeah… Let’s just say I was thinking some SUPER naughty thoughts! Get your minds out of the gutter. It’s HARD finding a personal trainer that I like…so I have no intention of fucking him. Making my pussy cum thinking about him, however, is a whole other matter. *Grins*
AND (yes, another “and”, I’m almost done though, I promise!) I decided to take a little mini vacation next week, so I’ve been planning that as well. I don’t know, I’ve just been feeling like I wanted one…and of course that I deserve one, so this Sunday night I leave for 3 days and 2 nights at an awesome hotel/spa, and I’m so excited about it! I’m having spa treatments the whole time, I’m going to lay out on the beach, and go swimming in the gulf, and read lots of books, and just relax and treat myself. I even hired a town car to drive me there…so I get my own lil limo service to take me there and back!
Anyway, this is your advance warning that I won’t be around next Monday night. 
I’m going to take my laptop, and my skype phone AND my cell, so technically I’ll be able to take calls if I feel like it. I’m kinda thinking this should be a total vacation though, so most likely not. We’ll have to wait and see. Maybe I’ll leave arranged calls open so that if you want to set up a time, I can get back to you? Hmm. Maybe… I’ll let you know on Saturday.
K. That’s enough of that. I just wanted to give you a little update on what I’ve been doing…and why I’ve been so hard to get ahold of lately. Mostly it’s been because of my crazy life, but sometimes it’s been because of LOTS of yummy phone sex calls! Cause WOW have you guys been keeping my phone ringing off the hook lately!! Let’s see if I have favorite callers… My pussy boy of course, LOTS of yummy calls and even more yummy cash treats! He just lets me tease him, and his cock, and leave him with blue balls just cause I think it’s fun. And then he sends me cash for the privilege. LOL! I LOVE cuckold phone sex! I swear, it never gets old, and with pussy boy especially…it actually makes my pussy wet! *Smiles*
Who else…my sweetie CCD, for LOTS Of long, yummy calls. My favorite FS (I missed you sooo much, my luv! I just hope we get to play sometime soon… I miss cumming with you!) My lil slut Chase (you’re a TOTAL slut now, you know that, right? Lol… I hope you’re planning on sucking some more college biys off this coming weekend~I expect to hear all about it!) My CNC, what can I even say about him? Lots more teasing, LOTS more paid mails, and lots more yummy cash treats for me! *Smiles* (I’m sorry I missed you tonight, my luv…look for me later this week! I have some new ideas about LC’s butt that I think you might like…lol…)
My new friend CFan, who always comes up with the most unique roleplays! Seriously…roleplay phone sex is fun no matter what. But it’s SO much hotter for me when you not only have a good idea of the fantasy that turns you on, but you also don’t mind me giving my input and ideas so that we can both get off. Both of which, CFan does amazingly well! (I can’t wait till we play agin, sweetie! I think you’re like, hands down, in my top 5 roleplay guys of all time! Seriously.)
And let’s see about favorite feedback… This one’s from my sweetie Lightning…but you can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:
WHEN MINUTES SEEM LIKE HOURS; HOURS SEEM LIKE DAYS; and DAYS are like between Milleniums of time is how I feel between telephone calls with Kylie!! It has not been long since we last spoke and yet it does seem like a lifetime and yet when she answers its like we have never been apart. She makes me feel all tingly inside.. Thank you my luv!!! Talk to you again soon!!
And I guess that’s it! It’s 3:30AM now, I’m going to do some more paid mails with CNC because he needs to be put in his place again. But after that, I should be available and taking calls till around 5am EST or so. So call me tonight! I’ve been teasing my playthng PG all night so far…so I haven’t gotten to make my tight lil pussy cum yet. And I hope to do that before I go to sleep! Cause after tonight, I won’t be back till Wednesday after 10pm….
Bye for now!
Hey guys! I’ve seen this before, but i ran across it again and I wanted to share it with you cause it was so funny to me! Hope you like it…
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
**The Response**
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
You laughed, didn’t you? *Giggles* I did…so like I said, I had to share. It’s just after 6am EST for me right now, on Saturday night/Sunday morning. I should be available and taking calls for another hour or two, till at least 8am EST or so. So if you’re still up~call me tonight!! I’ve been doing a lot of fem domme, and financial domme, and cuckold calls tonight… So in other words, I haven’t talked to anyone yet who deserved for me to make my tight lil pussy cum!! And while I adore doing the fem domme calls and all… Hopefully I’ll get the chance to get off with a REAL man tonight! *Blushes* We’ll see how it goes. Bye for now…
PS I almost forgot! Let me share some favorite feedback before I go! This one’s from my pussy lover, and you can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:
Kylie is a sweet doll. It had been well over 6 Mo since our last call, but she remembered me and the things I like. Kylie got right into a fantasy using many of my favorite themes. It was hard core action right from the start. Even though it had been a long time, Kylie and I felt very much in sync with each other. This woman has an amazing ability to remember even small details over a long time. And so we connected as though we did this weekly. Very HOT, very Erotic. We each knew how to push the other’s buttons and reach a fevered pitch. Kylie left me very satisfied, and oh so happy that we connected again. Yummy
(TY sweetie!!) Bye again, guys!
LOL!
I have to apologize in advance for the “random” feel of this post… I’m going to be all over the place, so I aplogize for that! Mostly, because I’m getting the urge to write to you guys at almost 4am ~I’ve spent most of my night so far teasing and being spoiled by my sweet lil plaything PG, so it’s already kinda late. But also because I just checked, and who knew it had been almost a week since my last post?? WOW, does time fly sometimes!! But, because I’m in the mood, and because it’s one of my late nights so I’ll be up taking calls till the wee hours of the morning…I figure I can switch to alerts really quick to say hi to you and talk about a few things that have been rolling around in my head.
First: I need you to know that I have so been resisting making an American Idol post!! One, because I feel like the last thing you want to read when you come to a phone sex blog, is some chick gushing and going on and on about some stupid variety TV show that you probably don’t even watch. I know, lots of phone sex girls do it. But I don’t. So sue me. LOL! But just so you know…I’m totally a reality show addict. Especially American Idol! But I never want to get all into it here, for the reason I mentioned above. But there’s also reason number two, because last year, I made my prediction on who was going to win…and I was wrong! It was like I jinxed her or something! *Frowns*
However…incredibly….my choice for this season won! YAY!! David Cook actually won it all, and I couldn’t be more happy! Oh~and just so you know…I usually don’t go for the whole “laid back/rocker” type of guy. But I may have to make an exception this time….because something about him just seriously makes my pussy wet!! I’m going to skip posting a picture of him cause I don’t want to make this any cheesier than I already have? *Giggles* But still! I just had to give him a mention cause he’s so fucking yummy hot to me!
Anyway…moving on…. I’ve been keeping myself pretty busy since my last post. I can’t say that I’ve done a whole lot with my new “mini to do lists”, cause I’ve still been totally procrastinating more than I should be. More than I promised myself I would be. I have gotten a few things done though! Like…lots of shopping. (Of course!) And rejoining my gym, and starting up again with my personal trainer. (I really did! I start again on Saturday.) And catching up on my reading list….finally! *Smiles* Everything else? I’m still working on. It has to be baby steps, you know? Lol… But I’m definitely still working on it.
Actually, I almost forgot! I’ve also been logging on at a reasonable time every night this week. You guys probably haven’t noticed it, because my sweet PG has been monopolizing me for the first few hours of every single night that I’m logged on. A few of you have still managed to sneak in and play with me, though! So let’s move right on to favorite callers… My pussy boy, of course (Seriously. I meant what I said my luv…and you have mail.) My sweetie CNC (TY for the yummy cash treats!! I’ll make more for you this weekend, if you’re around…) My CCD, for lots of yummy calls! And my sweetie YTony, who left me my favorite feedback, which I’ll share below. You can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:
Kylie has an excellent memory and a voice that is better than a dream. She is charming and seductive in every way. There simply isn’t anyone more willing and able to please on NiteFlirt.
And I guess that’s it! Wait…almost. I can’t be done with my totally random post without mentioning movies, can I? *Smiles* In the past couple of weeks, I’ve liked National Treasure 2, The Golden Compass, First Sunday, and The Flock. ALL totally good movies, that you should check out when you have time. That is, if you trust my taste in movies. But I promise they’re all good!
Okay, now I promise that’s REALLY it! LOL! And just so it’s been said? Thanks for reading this far and listening to my totally random, un-phone sex related thoughts. Sometimes I have to share that stuff too, you know? Anyway, it’s just after 4am EST, and I should be available and taking calls till at least 5 or 6am. So if you’re still up, and you’re still horny? Call me tonight! I know this last thing will be hard to believe? But I havenm’t made my tight lil pussy cum yet tonight. Not at ALL, not even once!! Seriously. Hopefully, one of you guys will be sweet enough to change that….
Bye for now!
PS Remember, if you dona’t catch me tonight, I won’t be back till Saturday after 9 or 10pm EST.
Well. This post is kind of in response to the one I made a couple of posts down… I should probably have called it “Part 2″, or something, because I’ve gotten that many responses to it. *Smiles* Of course, the only one who commented on it publicly, is my sweet, chastised, always willing to do absolutely anything for me pussy boy~and for obvious reasons. I wrote about how I’d totally date a pussy boy~with some obvious caveats, of course~and since he IS my favorite pussy boy, he’s first in line waiting to sign my lil “dance card”. *Giggles* Like I said~for obvious reasons.
BUT, there have been LOTS of comments to me verbally and via email…from REAL men at that. Saying stuff like, “That’s cool that you’re so open, Kylie…but I would SO never go for that.” Or, “I’m glad you think that way Kylie, but I would NEVER let you get away with that.” HUH? Are you guys really serious? LOL! Really. And I mean this in an honest way, not a bitchy fem domme type of way. Like…I like that you REAL men understand that since you can fuck me the way I like to be fucked, you know that you get certain “rights” with me. And that’s a very good thing!
But do you really think you’d be able to deny me my fun?? AND, do you really think you’d even want to? Seriously…. Those of you who really know me and like me, already know that I’m a REAL girl. I mean it! *Smiles* I’m a real, honest to goodness, three dimensional girl, with real likes, dislikes, and desires. Which means, that my ideas about sexuality, and my open mindedness? Yep. Real. My thoughts on monogamy, and my liberal idea of what’s considered “cheating”? Yep. That’s real, too. My desire to make sure that you’re always sexually satisfied, even if it’s not exclusively with me? OH, yeah! TOTALLY real!!
So knowing all that…you have to also know that it spills over into non sexual stuff, too. Right? You have to know that my general “open mindedness” applies to ALL aspects of life. Right? How many “vanilla” girls have you dated that don’t mind that you want to call phone sex girls? How many have been open to the idea of you keeping your porn collection open and even wanting to watch it with you on occasion? How many have no problems with you playing golf when you want…or playing video games when you want…or playing poker with your boys when you want? Hell, doing whatever you want to do whenever you want?
Honestly~how many girls have you ever dated who are totally okay with you living your own life and doing whatever you want to do, when you want to do it? My guess is…not many. My real opinion is…probably not even one. So knowing all that about me…and knowing that you’d get to have your freedom AND knowing that I’d want you to fuck me several times a day? I have to tell you. When you say you wouldn’t let me get away with having my fun? You’re wrong. Cause yes, you would. If you think that you’d have a problem with it and you wouldn’t want me to be the crazy sexy horny sweet lil girl that I truly am? Wrong again. YES. You would. *Smiles*
It’s a total trade off!! I mean…I’m not implying that you’d let me actually fuck other guys…. Unless of course, you ARE truly a cuckold and you know that’s what you deserve…lol… But if you fuck me often enough, and you do it well? That would never be an issue. I live my life, and you live yours. I’m a total nympho and let you have my pussy whenever you want it. And in exchange, I get to have phone sex, and go shopping, and sleep in as late as I want. I get to voice my opinions, and go out drinking with my girlyfriends, and have LOTS of platonic guy friends. *Giggles* I can almost promise you that you’ve never met a girl like me, and you probably never will…. So just trust me when I tell you~YES! You would!
Anyway…moving on…. WOW did I have the most awesome Princess Day this week! I actually woke up pretty early! Like 9AM EST. (I know! Hard to believe, isn’t it?) But I went to breakfast with my guy, and then he took me shopping…new area rugs for my living room and for my office…some panties, and pajamas, and shorts, and sandals… Some new cd’s and a bigger surge protector so I could finally get my new external hard drive all hooked up… Hair stuff, and shoes, and a case of my favorite champagne, and the list goes on and on. But like i said~it’s a trade off. He bought me lots of stuff! So after he brought me home, I sat him down on my couch, unzipped his shorts, and gave him a proper blow job right there in my living room. *Giggles* Yes, I let him cum in my mouth (and yes, I swallowed!) but no, I didn’t let him fuck me, even though I was SUPER fucking horny! I did promise I’d let him fuck me this weekend, though….so we’ll see. Anyway…I gotta say it was a good day.
Now…let’s see about favorite callers… PG came back last night…explaining our miscommunication and giving me more money (of course!) Several hundred dollars later and he’s back in my good books. My CNC, for LOTS of yummy emails… Who knew that just my written words and fetish MP3’s could have that effect on a guy? Lol… As of now, he’s holding off his orgasm till Saturday just to please me…. Gotta love that! My pussy boy, almost every day for the past week! He’s busy paying penance…and I have SO much in store for him I can’t even get into it now. Suffice it to say…he’s appropriately scared and polite in apprehension…. So my cruel lil princess heart is VERY happy with him right now! *Smiles*
And, favorite feedback… This one’s from my sweetie Lightning, and I’ll share it below. You can also read it on my Anything Goes Listing:
One cannot stop the sands of time from flowing on and on as seems to have been the case with me. I cannot count the days since I last spoke with Kylie and yet it seemed like yesterday. All kinds of memories flooded back into my head and now I cannot stop thinking about her. I wont go that long again. Hugs n kisses my sweet Kylie.
(TY so much for that, my luv! Hopefully we get to play again soon!)
And I guess that’s it! It’s almost 5AM EST, and since it’s Thursday (well, Friday now, technically) I’m going to be up a while longer. AND, I’m only on alerts! I should be completely available and taking calls soon, till at least 6 or 7am EST, probably later. So call me tonight! I’ve had some cuckold calls…some feminization calls….some financial domination calls…but nothing where I’ve gotten to make my tight lil pussy cum. Maybe you could be my first? *Blushes* I hope so….
Remember, if you don’t catch me tonight, look for me Saturday after 9pm EST. Bye for now!
PS Have you checked out my new site yet? Barely Legal Phone. New blogs, new girls, new pics, lots of new barely legal phone sex for you guys to enjoy. Bye again!
Well. I should probably give you guys a bit of a preface before I go into my little “rant”, just so you know what prompted this lil discussion. You should know, that every single time I decide to write you a lil note here, I generally start thinking about what I want to write long before I write it. Sometimes, I think about it while I’m driving and out doing errands…. One of my very favorite places to think about it is when I’m naked, and enjoying one of my sexy girly bubble baths. *Smiles* But sometimes…every once in a while…my wheels start turning because of something I’ve read on the internet or spoken about with one of my phone sex girlfriends.
Lots of times, I get an idea in my head, and I don’t write it down right away, and then I end up going a week or more without blogging. Yes, guys…sometimes when I don’t write? It’s simply because I haven’t figured out exactly what I want to say! *Frowns* This, however, is NOT one of those times! This time, I’ve been thinking and analyzing something in particular that I heard from another Niteflirt phone sex girl a couple of weeks ago.
I’m not going to mention any names~cause that’s not important. What IS important, is what she said! So I’ll quote: “There’s nothing wrong with a guy who wants to be totally submissive and be cuckolded and wear panties sometimes! But he wouldn’t be MY man!” And I don’t know…I guess that just bothered me! Just because…I feel like there are varying degrees of submission. I don’t think that just because a guy has submissive desires (like the ones mentioned above)…I don’t think that means that I can’t like him. It certainly doesn’t mean that I can’t respect him! It just means that his access to me and my tight lil pussy may be…limited. *Giggles*
So. Because that whole thng bothered me so much, and because I’ve been blogging about my submissive boys so often lately… I wanted to share the truth about all this, according to Kylie. How I feel about submissive guys, what exactly makes a guy submissive in my eyes, and the difference (for me) between subbie guys and REAL men. You ready? *Smiles*
K. I’m going to start with my submissives. You’ve heard me refer to them as my pussy boys, my playthings, my sluts, etc etc etc… The truth is, no matter what I call them, I truly do adore my sub guys! They obviously come in all different flavors (fetishes), but for the most part, I truly do adore them. I would never, ever let them fuck me…but I still love them. *Giggles* What makes a guy a submissive, to me, is totally dependent on his fetishes. If you like to be cuckolded…or placed in chastity…or made to wear panties…or forced to send me thousands of dollars at a time for no reason at all? That definitely makes you one of my subs! LOL!
But if you’re lucky enough to find yourself mentioned here? It means that you’re more than just a “fetish” to me. It means that no matter what your particular kink may be, I actually, honest to goodness, LIKE you! As I said…if you are one of my pussy boys…you can forget about ever (EVER!) getting to fuck me. Cause that’s just completely out of the question! *Smiles* But if I met you IRL? Would I consider dating you? Of COURSE I would!! I’ve said it a million times, but just to reiterate… The subbie guys I like are just normal, regular, every day guys. They’re smart (that’s a must) they’re nice, they’re sweet, and they’re super polite. The only thing that’s “different” about them is that they have that particular submissive fetish. And whatever that fetish may be? It wouldn’t stop me from dating them. No. Not at all.
Moving on…to REAL men. Most of you fit into this category, so this is probably a bit of a remedial lesson…lol… Just bear with me? K. REAL men know what they want. Real men know what they want, and they can tell right away that I’m willing to give it to them. And…I don’t know… It’s almost like… Real men can sense how they need to approach me to get it. They express their desires without having to question whether or not I’ll be okay with it. And of course, there’s the added bonus of the fact that they usually have cocks big enough to satisfy me! *Blushes* So it’s no wonder that when it comes to the question of dating? I prefer REAL men! Hands down!
But in the big scheme of things…even though I prefer real men with real cocks? I would TOTALLY date a pussy boy. I mean it, I really would! As long as he understood that I would keep doing my phone sex thing… And that I would fuck real man cock whenever, wherever I choose to… AND, that he’d have to be at my beck and call and pretty much do whatever I asked of him…. LOL! But seriously! Then I totally would! I just don’t think that I’m so closed minded as to think that guys with submissive fetishes are automatically out of my “dating pool”. I don’t know…maybe that’s why I could never be a hard core mistress! LOL! Either way~it is what it is…
And now you know. The truth according to ME about submissive guys and REAL men. I just had to get all that out in the open and share…. And now my lil rant is over~I promise. *Giggles* Let’s see if I have favorite feedback before I go…. This one’s from my new sweetie SKL, and you can also find it on my Anything Goes Listing:
Amazing. She understood me right away, and knew just what to say. Then she took it to a place I never imagined. If you don’t call her, you’re missing out big time
I know, i know…I’m still behind on favorite callers~and I promise I’ll get back on that within the next week. I’m just so far behind lately! I’ve been staying up so super late, and I have so much stuff going on now, I’ve been blogging less than I probably should. Just try to forgive me? I promise I’ll be better about it in the coming days. And for those of you who’ve been sending me email and wishlist prezzies, and yummy cash treats? I promise I haven’t forgotten you!! I’ll do special thank you’s very soon~you know ho wmuch I appreciate it when you make your sweet lil girl feel spoiled and special. *Smiles*
And I guess that’s it! It’s almost 4am EST, and I’m available and taking calls. I should be up till 6am or so, so if you feel like playing with me? Call me tonight!! If you don’t catch me tonight, look for me after 9pm on Saturday. Ooooh, can I not wait till Saturday!! I’m getting my nails and my toes done, and then I’m having a 90 minute shiatsu massage, courtesy of my new friend J20. It’s going to be sooo awesome!! (Ty sweetie!) And I imagine…after feeling soft hands (and feet, actually…) rubbing all over my naked body like that…I’m sure I’ll be super fucking horny! *Blushes* Bye for now!
